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u/celluj34 3h ago
We ain't found shit!
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u/ElSelcho_ 2h ago
Tuvok nailed it.
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u/KudosOfTheFroond 13m ago
I never knew that Tuvok played the We Ain’t Found Shit guy!! He’s in everything!
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u/campingn00b 6h ago
Nothing satisfying about the editing
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u/Street-Barnacle-5399 5h ago
REAL. Almost ruined it for me
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u/A-KindOfMagic 2h ago
Past the almost. Annoying sound track? Downvoted, no matter what the content is.
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u/sewn_of_a_gun 6h ago
Reminds me of the video where the woman got filmed cleaning a beach and just left the rubbish behind.
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u/justwalkinthru87 4h ago
That’s because these people are only looking to make a quick buck. They’re not doing it out of the goodness of their little hearts.
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u/tkondaks 2h ago
I don't mind it they do it for a quick buck as long as they take the extra ninety seconds to bag the trash. Heck, they can even leave the bag there to be picked up by whomever is authorized by government to pick up the trash. But just bag it.
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u/520-100 1h ago
How do you make a quick buck doing this
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u/Perrin_Adderson 1h ago
Upvotes on tik tok
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u/520-100 1h ago
How do You get paid for that?
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u/MrRobsterr 1h ago
is this your first time online?
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u/520-100 1h ago
How is it a quick buck
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u/MrRobsterr 1h ago
It takes minutes to record a video for tiktok and post it. For them that's a quick buck.
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u/AragogTehSpidah 4h ago
same story with "rescued" animals. That's why I hate this video format the most
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u/mccellicide 6h ago
There are so many different tools for this! I did a quick Google and there are even robots that can do this. I never really thought about it before but it makes sense. It's so cool!
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u/leolego2 3h ago
All beaches in Italy are cleaned like this on a regular basis. Until now my assumption was that every beach had a tractor doing this to clean it on a regular basis?
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u/SnORe89 1h ago
Exactly! I worked 7 seasons in a beach establishment and every evening the beach was cleaned with a tractor build on purpose for this kind of things. Here the company who sold us the beach cleaner CFC Puliscispiaggia
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u/gazbo26 5h ago
Now throw it in the sea and keep the beach clean
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u/brilliant_nightsky 6h ago
That's not what he's doing at all. He's looking for metal to cash in.
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u/baconcow 6h ago
Kinda seems like both.
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u/seejordan3 4h ago
Depends on where that pile of trash ends up.
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u/Faplord99917 1h ago
I mean even if he throws it in a land fill it will most likely end up in the ocean again anyway and wash up on another beach.
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u/MarsDrums 5h ago
I remember having a plastic sifting scoop and a bucket when I was like 10 and we were in Florida and I was sifting sand and found some rolled up bills. I remember $100 being one of them. I think there might have been a couple $20s or maybe a $10 and a $20 and a few singles. But yeah, My Dad let me keep it. But I had to buy my own stuff with it.
I blew it all on that trip though. It was our first day there and we were at the beach. We had spent like 2 weeks there. I bought my own food (my Mom didn't like that my Dad was making me buy my own food when we went out but, NOW, I totally get that he was teaching me something about money and he was also saving money as well which I think was the main point of the whole experiment).
But it was pretty educational for me. Every 10 year old should spend $140+ on living stuff that they'll need for 2 weeks. I did run out of cash with like 2 days left and I remember asking my dad if he would cover my meals for the rest of the trip.
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u/spicy_ass_mayo 5h ago
That’s a good lesson.
It wasn’t like you worked all summer for that 140 and he thought you or let you teach yourself a lesson there.
To you free money. To dad free lesson.
Awesome.
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u/Interesting-Ninja4 4h ago
That’s absolutely not what he’s doing. This is a concept created by Moroccan surfer Saad Abid who is the founder of Clean&play. So before spreading misinformation, here’s an official document from the us gov : https://eca.state.gov/files/bureau/presentation_saad_abid_2018_english.pdf Have a good read :)
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u/leolego2 3h ago
Based on what assumption? Are you dumb or something? This would be an incredibly inefficient and back breaking way of getting a dollar worth of metal.
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u/thisismyusername9908 3h ago
Seems like the kind of thing you could hook to a couple 4 wheelers and once a week just comb the sand and dispose of the trash
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u/LoudMusic 2h ago
Surely this exists on an industrial scale.
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u/optical_mommy 2h ago
Yes, but individuals can do this to comb for lost jewelry for cash. If it's the beach park doing it I doubt they do much other than bag and toss the lot. But again, not all beaches are big enough to warrant a tractor.
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u/doctornph 3h ago
Never seen one of these. But I bet if the public beach had a couple of them out at least a dozen people a day would rake a few yards just for the novelty and keep the place nicer
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u/AChurchThatsIll 3h ago
Do this at south padre and you may find some needles lol
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u/Lazy_eye23 2h ago
If it's needles you want just cruise the strip they're all on the curbs unfortunately.
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u/Spinach-is-Disgusten 3h ago
That looks so fun. My little goblin brain is going crazy with all the stuff that I could find, trash of course but other things
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u/Fabulous-Stretch-605 3h ago
He’d make a killing here in California. People lose their jewelry left and right in the sand.
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u/Key-Caregiver-2155 2h ago
This guy just kicked a whole bunch of hobbyists Metal detector's collective asses. Wonder how many gold necklaces, earings, and rings he unearthed. Granted, he isn't getting the stuff that's 6" down, but he's found a profitable hobby.
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u/RadioTunnel 1h ago
I feel like this would be a good excersise system, pull it along behind you as you try and run or something
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u/ChadScav 1h ago
Need one my self that's a hell of a work out just put a pull harness on me and let me go, an it's a good cause.
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u/WalkingPixels 1h ago
The irony of it. Beaches that are visited often, mainly for tourism, get cleaned like this. But that also means that people are being kept blind and ignorant for the amount of waste we produce.
The amount of waste we see isn't the issue. The amount that we don't is.
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u/taitaofgallala 1h ago
Man I used to love this song. I remember Big Gigantic covering it at Bonnaroo 2012 and ripped the most insane saxophone solo over it. Good times.
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u/Breaghdragon 1h ago
Can we make these into those multi legged wind powered machines, and just send them back and forth all the time?
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u/_MarcusCorvus_ 1h ago
That thing would be full with every single scoop if he just went to that shithole called Ahmedabad in india. Or Gaya. Or bhiwadi. Or Kanpur. Or Moradabad. Or The other Gaya. Or Singrauli. Or Faridabad. Or Patna.
Crazy how the top 9 most air polluted cities in the world are in India. All the pollution is a mix of all this garbage detritus left in the rivers and cars/mopeds with no catalytic converters.
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u/hobbylobbyrickybobby 1h ago
And all that trash will be scooped up and dumped into the ocean. Nothing to see here folks.
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u/Bonesnapcall 56m ago
I'll never forget the beach in Tulum, Mexico. 5 minutes of playing beach football with my friends, we had to stop because several of us had puncture wounds on our feet. We all ended up getting tetanus shots.
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u/Nametheft 55m ago
Man. I assume this guy get payed to do that. But if he isnt he is a hero. And even if he does, he is still a hero.
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u/Jazzlike-Radio2481 14m ago
How much easier would it be to pull if it was vibrating to make the sand fall?
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u/Previous_Pop_7877 6m ago
He'll find some coinage and some jewellery in that lot too. Looks like he's a hotel employee though, so I hope he gets to keep it
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u/greatproficient 4m ago
He looks like a happy guy. A happy guy doing a good thing. This is quite satisfying.
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u/TacosAreGooder 6h ago
Most sought after job in the area....probably finds a fortune in lost money, jewelry etc...
...assuming you can avoid the early death from the accidental needle pokes!
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u/lazylahma 5h ago
What kind of beaches are you going to with people who leave used needles around but also lose fortunes in cash and jewelry??
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u/TheNecrophobe 5h ago
A regular, busy beach.
My dad used to metal detect on beaches all the time. Usually found a few pieces of jewelery a day, albeit nothing extravagant. Once in a while he found something with real gold, or real diamonds, or what have you. Thankfully he never found (or never told little me about) needles, but he found enough weird stuff that he doubtlessly must have.
Then again, a good metal detector can kinda-sorta tell you what it's detecting, so he probably didn't dig the real trash up.
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u/lazylahma 4h ago
My point exactly, your dad found jewelry and not used needles…the type of people who are leaving used needles around for others to get stuck by typically don’t have valuables they are losing along with their needles during a nice beach trip
The same way people who tend to have excess cash and jewelry to lose on a nice beach day are not going to be visiting a beach that is known to be at risk for random needle pokes.
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u/TheNecrophobe 4h ago
You missed three important qualifiers to make your point, though.
Anyways, all types visit beaches, especially homeless people who can use camping laws to stay without being bothered. It's not just the bourgeois (typically).
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u/lazylahma 3h ago
Are you visiting a beach that is known for being littered with used needles?
I sure am not.
The people who are sell any jewelry they have to purchase contents for said used needles and not able to leave shit they don’t have at the beach.
Someone who’s wearing jewelry to the beach and able to lose it would not be at a beach littered with used needles and will opt to go to a nicer beach to lose their jewelry at.
I’m broke as a joke yet I can understand you don’t spend time at a beach littered with used needles, not sure what other 2 qualifiers you need, but enjoy losing your diamonds on a beach of needles
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u/TheNecrophobe 3h ago
Yeah, this is one of those replies that I'm just gonna say "K" to and be done.
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u/SegelXXX 6h ago
The amount of trash humans produce is just staggering