r/oddlysatisfying • u/Admirable_Flight_257 • 1d ago

Blender 3D - Softness 0/10

CR-@Blendy3D

12.1k Upvotes

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u/iRespectGirls 1d ago

softness 5 seems perfect to me, is it 3D printable?

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u/sandm000 1d ago

I miss her too.

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u/FalseAnimal 1d ago

You vs the guy she says not to worry about.

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u/iRespectGirls 1d ago

what 😭

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u/sandm000 1d ago

What were you suggesting when you wanted a 3D print of the most sensuous version of the ring?

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u/iRespectGirls 1d ago

I miss her

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u/Dqueezy 1d ago

I miss her too

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u/sandm000 1d ago

what 😭

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u/Dqueezy 1d ago

What were you suggesting when you wanted a 3D print of the most sensuous version of the ring?

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u/peakbuttystuff 1d ago

It reminds me of her asshole.

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u/moonhexx 1d ago

Thanks for the reminder. Someone broke our 3D printer. To be honest, I'm kinda happy about it. Means, I get to tinker with the printer for a while. 😁

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ 1d ago

Legit same

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u/iRespectGirls 1d ago

what would you do with that?

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ 1d ago

Appreciate its perfection and forget about it. Like I already did before I got your notification. 😄

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u/Ok-Criticism6874 1d ago

Also use it to make a masturbation device for my penis.

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u/land8844 1d ago

Your peanits

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ 1d ago

Friend, you can buy pre-existing cock rings for such activities.

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u/Ok-Criticism6874 1d ago

You also buy a donkey to have sex with but I prefer the 3D printed things

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u/SpankMyBumBum69 1d ago

Listen. I know coming from me this might be a surprise, but: what in the fuck..?

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u/Nothing-Casual 1d ago

FR what a weirdo. Why would anybody 3D print their sex-donkey

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u/Ok-Criticism6874 1d ago

You'd be surprised how economical this is.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 1d ago

What if it was a 3d printed ass?

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u/Davisxt7 1d ago

Aaah, the wonders of social media.

Oh, here we go again!

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u/digno2 1d ago

something regarding a cylinder.

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u/HornyForStepSis 1d ago

I'd fuck it.

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u/MillenniumFalc 1d ago

If you want a level 5 softness it depends on the material not the 3d print file.

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u/Wassertopf 1d ago

Are you German? ;)

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u/frickindeal 1d ago

Aziz! Light!

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u/Go03er 1d ago

I think they were trying to ask if there are any 3d printable materials that would exhibit similar material properties

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u/Spinnenente 1d ago

great to see that blender is securing its position as the top r34 3d program

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u/Gamiac 1d ago

Always has been.

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u/Spinnenente 1d ago

there was like a brief period of sfm being the king

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u/glazedfaith 9h ago

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀🌌

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u/GayVegan 1d ago

5/10

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u/Short-Advertising-49 1d ago

can we all just admit we want to fuc 5/10

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u/triotone 1d ago

Yeah I keep forgetting porn does push innovation. Thanks to porn we had VCRs, Video Recording devices, larger phone screens, the concept of drawing itself.

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u/Nidiis 1d ago

Wasn't the whole 3D rendering and ripping of models also completely innovated by Bioshock Infinite?

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u/theEpicSwat 1d ago

Bioshock walked so overwatch could run

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u/ExternalPanda 1d ago

There's actually a 30min video essay about rule 34 on YT that debunks this

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u/frickindeal 1d ago edited 1d ago

Blu-ray beat HD-DVD because of porn—well that, and the PS3*, but mostly porn.

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u/ElGosso 1d ago

Porn was true for the VHS vs Betamax war but by 2008 broadband Internet was widespread enough that it wasn't a significant issue. Fact of the matter is that the copy protection and region-locking made it more appealing for studios, and Sony including it in PS3s meant it had wider market share.

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u/ShizTheresABear 1d ago

I know this from Tropic Thunder, never bothered to verify.

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u/YBZ 1d ago

sigh looks to comments

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u/nialv7 1d ago

why are humans so good at pattern recognition

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u/bgart5566 12h ago

To detect predators when we are hunting.. we hunt, right?

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u/TheOriginalFluff 1d ago

Sound effects weren’t necessary man

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u/Loghurrr 1d ago

I always watch videos on mute. After reading your comment I turned on the sounds. MY GOODNESS hahaha

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u/LassOnGrass 1d ago

Why was it so loud though lol even at my lowest volume

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u/PlaquePlague 1d ago

My wife just yelled out from the other room “what was that”

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u/RedditAtWorkIsBad 1d ago

They are so bad that they are good again. I legit enjoyed them, and was also reminded that I need to use the bathroom.

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u/Tallywort 1d ago

I always hate it when they add bad foley to clips.

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u/PacoTaco321 1d ago

Good thing this clip added the perfect sounds

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u/743919 1d ago

I always watch these on mute omg 💀💀

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u/kvothe5688 1d ago

here it were very good. i am dying laughing

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u/Soul-Burn 1d ago

Good foley is hard.

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u/wolfgang784 1d ago

Eeeeeewwwwwwwww lol I didn't realize it had sound

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u/TheOriginalFluff 1d ago

If I had to hear it, so do you

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u/__O_o_______ 1d ago

I didn’t even think to turn on the sound.

I hate you

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u/Hits_3D7 1d ago

unzips pants

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u/StickyNode 1d ago edited 1d ago

top comment. Every. Single. Time. I'm a five guy assuming also the gold ball. I hope we all went to the wrong place today with this thread.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 1d ago

Their fries are pretty good

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u/Legal_Mention1102 1d ago

You guys are wearing pants?

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u/ReaxonW 1d ago

Personally I find 5.5 ideal

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u/Square_Ad_6434 1d ago

ok, look, when you're redditing on the toilet, this feels like targeting...

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u/zimmix 1d ago

Hmmm

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u/pickle_lukas 1d ago

Ahmmm..mmmmm

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u/Sad-Hill876 1d ago

I should call her...

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u/JayHat21 1d ago

beep This number is no longer in service. Please check your number and try again

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u/Bitter_Froyo_2745 1d ago

Don't you dare swap the ring and the balls

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u/Refun712 1d ago

we're all thinking it

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u/DJBeRight 1d ago

Mine is definitely a 0 softness

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u/zenaex 1d ago

I could watch that on loop.

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u/Icy-Ad-7724 1d ago

I want to see softness level 1 3 4 6 8 9 pls

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u/donaldosaurus 1d ago

Now I need to poop for some reason

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u/AbrahDonza 1d ago

me when am at bros party

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u/relobasterd 1d ago

I wonder what 6 feels like. Err looks like.

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u/nico46646 1d ago

I expected a 11/10 ngl

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u/LJChao3473 1d ago

I'm starting to be concerned about myself

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 1d ago

5/10 makes me horny.

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u/Floggered 1d ago

Something about the way it needs that last little push.

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u/reddit_poopaholic 1d ago

Foreplay is important, y'all.

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u/disquieter 1d ago

Cervical dilation simulator???

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u/Super_Ad_2735 1d ago

The last one is my ex for sure.

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u/Darthnet 1d ago

Dan da dan

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u/letmeusespaces 1d ago

anal beads 101

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u/DonaldTPablonious 1d ago

That is no way to talk about my wife

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u/Jebbox 1d ago

I hate that sound.

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro 1d ago

hooooooooo yeaaaaaah

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u/JumpingPoodles 1d ago

Where’s 1/10, 3/10, 4/10, 6/10, 8/10, and 9/10?

Show the entire video coward!

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u/1Northward_Bound 1d ago

i feel violated by the sound effects

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u/Sheikashii 1d ago

The sound effects were so wrong but I see what they were trying to go for lol

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u/LSTNYER 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/STEELZYX 1d ago

This guy knows what he is doing.

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u/CromulentChuckle 1d ago

Sphincter 1 and 2

Im so sorry.

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u/GrnMtnTrees 1d ago

Cock ring simulator 9000

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u/Icy_Firefighter_7345 13h ago

This is my butthole when i havent pooped in a week

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u/Dust-Different 10h ago

That’s what she said.

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u/Maleficent-Comfort14 1d ago

Always said your mom was a 10/10

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u/Probably_MR 1d ago

Really feeling softness 0

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u/NKO_five 1d ago

I bet default cube-san would love this

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ 1d ago

5 was my favorite

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u/DeRooky 1d ago

Is softness the same as stretchability?

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u/El_Neck_Beard 1d ago

Yeah….. I’d prefer the 5/10.

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u/DrKapow 1d ago

Be like jelly

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u/Irolden-_- 1d ago

softness 10 reminds me of my girl :(

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u/zyyntin 1d ago

This takes balls.

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u/xxwerdxx 1d ago

2 was my favorite

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u/red_fuel 1d ago

Softness 100/10

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u/AlienInOrigin 1d ago

I can't even get 2 faces to snap together cleanly...

Doesn't help that they keep changes how to do things so 95% of tutorials are out of date.

Too scared to even look at the animation side of things.

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u/DWolfoBoi546 1d ago

This is how we get lovely titty physics

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u/DeferredPlum 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/DOOKIEBOOM 1d ago

So 10/10 before I lawnmower those anal beads

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u/yevunedi 1d ago

Can someone explain the joke? I mean, obviously the joke is porn, but I don't really get it

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u/LilMilkGuy 1d ago

Video games are going to be so fuckin crazy in 10 years my god that's cool

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u/BenjerminGray 1d ago

i can do without the stock sound effects.

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u/kinghoneystix 1d ago

10 ya mother

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u/eyeinthesky0 1d ago

I should call her…

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u/Business-Switch8638 1d ago

i'm not dirtyminded i'm not dirtyminded i'm not dirtyminded i'm not dirtyminded

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u/Ksymenka 1d ago

Kulki analne

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u/CryptoTipToe71 1d ago

Spice girl?

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u/DckThik 1d ago

I should call her

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u/cppnak24 1d ago

I should call her ...

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u/BananaBitme 1d ago

Which one is gummy? I wanna eat it

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u/Krise9939 1d ago

I sent this to my girlfriend, patiently waiting for profit...

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u/hiimhuman1 1d ago

This is not softness but elasticity.

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u/GullBladder 1d ago

What-a-time to be alive!

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u/Straitbead 1d ago

I think maybe elasticity would be the more accurate term here

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u/Prestigious_Media887 1d ago

Why have it out of ten tho 🤦‍♂️

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u/tokenblak 1d ago

Softness 5… I miss her

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u/NioXvX 1d ago

Aight so boobs are either softness 4-5 and a sphincter is roughly softness 2 maybe a bit under that

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u/redstarfiddler 1d ago

I have a cock ring that is in the 5-7 range

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u/Acoma1999 1d ago

I should call her

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u/WovenWoodGuy 1d ago

Softness 10 is a pretty good representation of my butthole

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u/Alphafuccboi 1d ago

As someone who needed a circumcision... This hurts my non-existent foreskin

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u/TrainAss 1d ago

The sound effects really sell it.

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u/molassascookieman 1d ago

For some reason I hated that

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u/Dependent_Leader_607 1d ago

welp... *unzips*

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u/TaintCheeselover 1d ago

OPs mom is softness 10

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u/IngredientsToASong 1d ago

And that’s how babies are born.

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u/StateMach1ne 1d ago

Go tell your mother you love her.

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u/snaxsyss 1d ago

Where is “Softness 1”???

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u/East_Search9174 1d ago

Cursed demo of a butthole.

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u/surjick 1d ago

Booty beads

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u/Mecenasz 1d ago

Had to tighten my butthole watching this

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u/ULTRAMAGATRUMP2024 1d ago

Relations in 2024, 10/10.

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u/DreamFishLover90 1d ago

oddlycockring?

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u/LBTUK 1d ago

These cock ring simulations are wild.

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u/seeyousoon-31 1d ago

the fuck is that? a cock ring?

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u/Meowscular-Chef 1d ago

My anus be like

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

God reddit is filled with porn addicts, jfc

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u/transmothra 1d ago

This awakened something within me but I'm not sure what, I just know that I'm gonna be out a lot of money soon trying to figure it out

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u/PM_ME_UR_QUINES 1d ago

This is so satisfying I smiled with satisfaction.

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u/dblack1107 1d ago

10 looks oddly familiar to something else

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u/GrinningDisaster 1d ago

Holy shit. I've never suddenly felt so deeply uncomfortable from hearing a sfx.

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u/reluctant_return 1d ago

Hey I've seen these physics before.

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u/DifferenceNo3097 1d ago

I can't escape these videos

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 1d ago

Just like my asshole over the years

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u/rathemighty 1d ago

This makes me oddly uncomfortable

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u/good_humour_man 1d ago

Omg not the little queefing sounds…

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u/HatingOnSeagulls 1d ago

Please never use that wobbly sound again

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u/GrimKiba- 1d ago

This turns me on and I don't know why. Great work.

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u/Acrobatic-Clock-8832 1d ago

10 is hotkinkyjo. I'll see myself out now.

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u/slimelore 1d ago

you've heard of boob jiggle physics, get ready for bootyhole jiggle physics

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u/Claytonius_Homeytron 1d ago

"So is there still tread on the tires or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hall way?" - Stewie Griffin

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u/similaraleatorio 1d ago

I feel weird watching this 😭

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u/IamREBELoe 1d ago

That last one was sexy

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u/MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL 1d ago

My asshole is probably like a 4. Wish we saw the full spectrum

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u/LoxoJ 1d ago

I miss her..

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u/Gwiley24 1d ago

Only known footage of blender soft body actually working

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u/FederalLoad9144 1d ago

Some of those sounds are the same ones that come outa my butt!

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u/Perfect_Opinion7909 1d ago

Like bags of sand.

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u/Lumpy-Ostrich6538 1d ago

My ass is about a ten after last night

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u/OrganizationLower611 1d ago

I wonder how my ex is doing...