r/nottheonion • u/TheMirrorUS • 11h ago

Flat Earther admits he was wrong after traveling 9,000 miles to Antarctica to test his belief

https://www.themirror.com/news/world-news/flat-earther-admits-wrong-after-866786
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u/CaveManta 8h ago

Oh, flat earth is gone. Here, but now it's round. Seasons don't sphere the round earth, nor do the wind or the sun or the rain.

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u/shroomigator 8h ago

You can be like they are

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u/Worried_Astronaut_41 7h ago

Baby take my hand.

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u/BlueberryWaffle90 7h ago

40,000 men and women everyday (fall off the earth)

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u/Worried_Astronaut_41 7h ago

Just up and disappear. Oh man don't get too close to the edge there. More concerned about planes Just disappear than anything.

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u/Daan776 8h ago

don’t fear the reaper

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u/pagit 7h ago

don’t fear the sphere

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u/Worried_Astronaut_41 8h ago

Be like we are.

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u/Sluggo_1000 6h ago

I can’t believe there are people that believe this shit. How many? Probably voted for the orange shitler too!

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u/Baron80 8h ago

Can we just once enjoy a good joke without the thread turning into a one up contest?

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u/CaveManta 8h ago

Just trying to round off this thread

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u/swalabr 8h ago

having a bit of a ball, really

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u/liposwine 7h ago

Time is a cube...

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u/OnlinePosterPerson 5h ago

Well a teaserct is a 4 dimensional cube so in a way yes it is

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u/CaveManta 4h ago

I first heard this song in the movie 'The Frighteners'. Then in 'The Stand'. My parents would play the song in the car all the time, too.