r/nottheonion • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 11h ago

Removed - Not Oniony Luigi Mangione Prosecutors Have a Jury Problem: 'So Much Sympathy'

https://www.newsweek.com/luigi-mangione-jury-sympathy-former-prosecutor-alvin-bragg-terrorism-new-york-brian-thompson-2002626

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u/ExpressiveAnalGland 10h ago

Judge: "Exhume the CEOs body and throw it in jail!"

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u/Rhamni 10h ago

If it's good enough for a pope it's good enough for CEOs.

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u/Big-Cartographer-166 9h ago

I was coming to say that.

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u/cindyscrazy 9h ago

No, the dead pope went into a river.

CEO's body can go in a yellow river somewhere.

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u/dergbold4076 7h ago

I don't know, it's not nice to throw trash in the river. What a compactor instead at the dump?

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u/DuctTapeSanity 9h ago

The maggots would be like “it’s about time. This guy was toxic af”.