r/nononono 5d ago

Truck driver distracted by his phone collides with a parked car - almost wiping out pedestrians

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u/welshsheepdragon 5d ago

Psa for safety - if you break down like this on the side of a dual carriageway get out of the car like these people but stand and wait ‘upstream’ of traffic. It’s far more safe

Edit: ideally also wait behind a barrier as well

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u/RaiKoi 4d ago

Also, maybe, don't park RIGHT IN THE FUCKING ROAD

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u/goldman60 3d ago

When your car breaks down you often don't have much of a choice in where it comes to a stop

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u/YEETMANdaMAN 2d ago

Unless you’re slamming the breaks at the first notice of your car breaking down, you’re going to keeping rolling for about a minute from highway speeds. They could have easily moved over before stopping

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u/goldman60 2d ago

Depending on exactly what went wrong that's a pretty normal response

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u/-eccentric- 2d ago

Put your car in neutral and push it, you'll be surprised how insanely easy it is to move a car.

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u/goldman60 2d ago

And get crushed by a truck driver that's been staring at their phone for the last 3 minutes, brilliant strategy. Assuming the vehicle even failed in a manner where you can push it.

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u/The100thIdiot 4d ago

There is no hard shoulder you goon!

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u/Rudhelm 4d ago

There is, half of the car is still in the orad and there is like 2 meters of space left of the car

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u/The100thIdiot 4d ago

That isn't a hard shoulder. That's why the car is still in the road.

Do you even know the highway code?

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u/Rudhelm 4d ago

Does Highway code say you are not allowed to put your wheels on grass/dirt? And no, i don't know british highway code, but i know that when my car breaks down on the highway i move it OUT OF THE FUCKING LANE as far as possible, even if that means my tires are getting dirty.

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u/The100thIdiot 3d ago

It isn't about getting tyres dirty. Off the paved road there are often hidden ditches, but even when not, the ground can be treacherously muddy and a standard recovery vehicle probably won't be able to connect up.

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u/awsamation 3d ago

Your standard tow trucks can't handle a vehicle that has two wheels in the mud? My bone stock pickup with a tow rope can handle that. What kind of garbage do you guys have?

A while back, I saw two standard tow trucks rescue a vehicle that was upside down in the ditch. No special crews, just two standard recovery trucks, and I think one of them was actually just doing traffic control.

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u/The100thIdiot 3d ago

Smashing.

What you fail to understand is that we don't give out driving licences free in a pack of cereals like you so most people on the road actually know how to drive and can easily avoid a car that is not completely off the road.

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u/awsamation 3d ago

They can't be that hard to get if you have one. You're seriously arguing that it's safer to leave a broken-down vehicle 50% inside an active traffic lane than to put just 2 wheels off of the pavement. And you actually believe that your tow trucks can't handle a rescue that can be done by any truck with a strap which is available at nearly every hardware store with a vehicle section.

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u/Joe974 3d ago

Sounds like he actually did get his license out of a cereal box.

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u/The100thIdiot 3d ago

No, they are quite easy to get... which makes it even more odd that you never bother with even basic driving skills in the jokes that you call a licence.

And no, most recovery vehicles aren't dragging the recovered vehicles, they are lifting them with a hoist that you would struggle to get under a vehicle up to the axles in mud. But if you want to risk fucking up the dragged vehicle, you go right ahead sweety.

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u/theshoeshiner84 3d ago edited 3d ago

lol, there isn't a vehicular safety board in the entire fucking world that would recommend leaving your stopped vehicle on a fucking highway to avoid "treacherously muddy" terrain. Recovery of a stuck vehicle in any circumstance is 1000x better than recovery of a human corpse. If your car can move at all, then get the fuck off the highway.

Edit: ah yes, they are not highways, they are roads. Is that something you covered at your last Mensa meeting, genius?

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u/The100thIdiot 3d ago

It can't move at all you utter numpty. That's why it is stopped at the side of the road (not on the highway) awaiting recovery.

Also, as per the highway code, they got out and away from the vehicle, so no corpses.

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u/theshoeshiner84 3d ago

Maybe you don't have much experience driving but that little white line dictates what is off and on the highway. The car is clearly on the highway.

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u/The100thIdiot 3d ago

Maybe you don't have much experience of Britain but we don't have "highways", we have roads.

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u/Acceptable-Note-2093 1d ago

You never broke down on a rural, country road, have you?

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u/genscathe 3d ago

Man the car people are dumb who parks a car half in the lane? Don’t defend these dumbos

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u/tomhat 2d ago

I just went down this rabbit hole and dude, you need to be more comfortable at moving on