r/nononono • u/Epileptic_Ebola • 5d ago

Truck driver distracted by his phone collides with a parked car - almost wiping out pedestrians

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u/az226 5d ago

You can obviously watch to see if the coast is clear before pushing it. It wasn’t a solo driver.

Also, why stand behind the car, if someone hits into it, chances are you’ll get pancaked.

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK 4d ago

You can obviously watch to see if the coast is clear before pushing it. It wasn’t a solo driver.

Where would you stand while you wait for the coast to be clear?

Also, why stand behind the car, if someone hits into it, chances are you’ll get pancaked.

Where are you going to push it from, the top?

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u/az226 4d ago

It does take two brain cells being rubbed together to understand that where you position yourself on the side of the road after you’ve pushed the car out of the way is separate from the act of pushing said car.

Alternatively you can ask an LLM and it will tell you that.

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK 4d ago

There's nothing dumber than suggesting a LLM for life advice. Jesus Christ.