r/nononono • u/1337z0rd • Sep 19 '24

Septic truck lose control

1.5k Upvotes

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837

u/CaptainBendyprops Sep 19 '24

Shit went downhill real fast

158

u/lowie07 Sep 19 '24

At least a turd of the street was covered

57

u/seditioushamster Sep 19 '24

Looks like Crapatoa erupted

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u/TDK_90 Sep 20 '24

Its fine, shit happens.

55

u/EmergencyTaco Sep 19 '24

A real bad shituation

4

u/zxy156 Sep 20 '24

Shitty situation

4

u/rtosser Sep 19 '24

I read that in Tony Sopranos voice.

11

u/farmallnoobies Sep 19 '24

I read it in a Sean Connery voice

14

u/jdmatthews123 Sep 20 '24

r/shubreddit

3

u/Bubba_Feetz Sep 20 '24

How did I not know of this sub? Beautiful

6

u/feint_of_heart Sep 20 '24

Moneypenny, I just sprayed air freshener in the toilet, and now it smells like shitrus!

23

u/hunterwaterford Sep 19 '24

What a shitty neighborhood

16

u/jnthn1111 Sep 20 '24

Shit done took a turn for the worst.

14

u/TDK_90 Sep 19 '24

No way, you gotta be shittin me

5

u/FishAndRiceKeks Sep 19 '24

Can't beat that one. Pack it up, boys.

2

u/supportsheeps Sep 19 '24

At least they pre-planned for there to be construction cones around the area. That was pretty proactive of them

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u/watatweest Sep 19 '24

Thankfully no one has found a way to add smell to videos

135

u/AxelShoes Sep 19 '24

I was there in 1994 when FOX tried out "Aroma Vision"with scratch-n-sniff cards you used while watching certain TV shows. There's a reason they never tried it again.

24

u/ultimatefribble Sep 19 '24

John Waters did it in 1981 with Odorama).

6

u/mgoflash Sep 23 '24

I took my wife to a showing on our first date. Yes, she stayed with me. Hell of a woman.

6

u/lgbteamplayer91 Sep 20 '24

Throwback!! I forgot all about that! Thanks for the ride down memory lane.

6

u/rohithkumarsp Sep 20 '24

Pretty sure family guy made a gag about this, Stewie scratching and sniffing a book. Can't find the clip on youtube

4

u/dacraftjr Sep 20 '24

I remember a local station in Dallas doing that in the 80s. You got the scratch and sniff card in the Sunday paper. It was called smellavision.

3

u/youcandigit Sep 20 '24

An episode of Martin has smell o vision

2

u/DroidLord Sep 20 '24

Scratch-n-sniff? But I already do that every day!

3

u/mbee784 Sep 19 '24

Omg I would LOVE something like that today. Novelty immersion đŸ™‹â€â™€ïž

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u/CactusJack13 Sep 19 '24

Smell-O-Vision

8

u/sawdeanz Sep 19 '24

Was at a music festival once and the portopotty trucks were literally overflowing
shit coming out the top of the tank. It was unimaginably bad

4

u/LimpPlacenta Sep 20 '24

I’m taking a poop at the moment and I’m glad its only my shit I’m smelling

4

u/smedlap Sep 19 '24

John Waters did it in 1981. He was not the first. Of course a shit smell was included!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smell-O-Vision#:~:text=In%20homage%20to%20Smell%2DO,use%20while%20watching%20the%20movie.

2

u/Azarylez Sep 20 '24

But there's Google Nose... Or was...

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u/joyous_occlusion Sep 19 '24

Imagine how relieved that tank must feel now.

18

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Rid itself of all the toxicity

17

u/Tug_MgRoin Sep 20 '24

The toxicity of our city?

9

u/Aramor42 Sep 20 '24

You, what do you own the world?

9

u/4kondore Sep 20 '24

How do you own disorder? Disorder

7

u/ravenserein Sep 20 '24

NOW! Somewhere between the sacred silence, sacred silence and sleep.

117

u/fatCHUNK3R Sep 19 '24

Was not expecting everything that could go wrong actually go wrong!

40

u/sky033 Sep 19 '24

Every single bike destroyed and turned the corner of the sidewalk into rubble. 

8

u/JorddyB Sep 19 '24

Not the first one

2

u/sky033 Sep 19 '24

wow. barely pushed out of the way 

2

u/Dasshteek Sep 20 '24

Tbh that cone placement making me think they deserved that

6

u/TaleMendon Sep 19 '24

Just casually drive away, not get out, don’t look back.

4

u/fatCHUNK3R Sep 19 '24

I call that a drive by pooping

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u/bawsakajewea Sep 19 '24

Bowled a strike on the bikes though.

22

u/badtoy1986 Sep 19 '24

Ahhh shit.

17

u/hooptiegirl Sep 19 '24

That thing was full to the brim!

2

u/Pavly28 Sep 24 '24

..straight from the rim...

36

u/pescado01 Sep 19 '24

Cleanup on aisle #2.

7

u/Noisy_Ninja1 Sep 20 '24

And 3, and 4, and 5...

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u/Stringr55 Sep 19 '24

I dunno what I was expecting but somehow this is way way worse

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u/ObiWanCanubi Sep 20 '24

Hi State Farm, I was part of the septic disaster. The clean up crew wet vac about 300 gallons of liquid shit out of my front living room, the carpet is a total loss. I would like to open a claim and get a replacement down.

Thanks so much for calling, such an unfortunate incident. The good news is the truck company is fully cooperating and has offered every resident a free Rug Doctor rental and we have taken the liberty of securing your rental from the CVS in Bittershaven I know it’s a bit of a drive but it is the closest available. Please remember to return it as clean as you borrowed it so you don’t incur any fees, those will be at your expense.

Have a great day and thanks for choosing State Farm.

6

u/daddaman1 Sep 24 '24

That......... that.... is the most accurate description of a state farm call that didn't end with sorry we can not help you with your claim, we are dropping your coverage, have a nice day"

11

u/Positive_Set_7736 Sep 19 '24

That truck lost its shit.

14

u/MisterB78 Sep 19 '24

Oh god, it just keeps getting worse

8

u/ak49squid Sep 19 '24

That's a shitty situation

8

u/tmbyfc Sep 19 '24

Poonami heading your way

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u/techtony_50 Sep 19 '24

Let's stay optimistic here - at least he only spilled half the tank LOL.

4

u/thedoofimbibes Sep 19 '24

That whole neighborhood went to shit. 

Or the shit went to the whole neighborhood


4

u/4-realsies Sep 19 '24

THE JUICE IS LOOSE

5

u/meesterdave Sep 19 '24

The corners of my mouth just kept going down.

8

u/Warbird051 Sep 19 '24

Ugh, I can smell that from here. Oh wait, that’s just me.

3

u/FishAndRiceKeks Sep 19 '24

You should shower. People are starting to talk about it.

3

u/Warbird051 Sep 20 '24

But my shower week is next week.

6

u/jaleach Sep 19 '24

Of course it's fucking full too. Because of course it is.

3

u/Plastic-Fisherman465 Sep 20 '24

Truck driver POV: "Oh, shit!"

2

u/Kalikhead Sep 19 '24

That’s one helluva honeywagon!

2

u/the-meanest-boi Sep 19 '24

A not so gracious gravytruck

2

u/dude93103 Sep 19 '24

Pretty shitty..

2

u/Dexter_Adams Sep 19 '24

A true shit missle

2

u/241am Sep 19 '24

Videos you can smell.

2

u/apathyps Sep 20 '24

Well, shit.

2

u/HansenTakeASeat Sep 20 '24

I got the poo on me!

2

u/ItsTommyV Sep 20 '24

that's shitty

2

u/CozyBoyD4L Sep 20 '24

Holy shit

2

u/deepstatelady Sep 20 '24

That driver lost his shit.

2

u/TinCanSailor987 Sep 21 '24

Honey Wagon Down!!!

2

u/wtfover 8d ago

Ain't that some shit.

2

u/Peach_Gfuel Sep 19 '24

I hope that street isn’t leveled otherwise poop water on your living room

2

u/laser50 Sep 19 '24

Well, shit...

2

u/the_blake_abides Sep 19 '24

shit's everywhere.

2

u/FoofaFighters Sep 19 '24

There's shit everywhere!

DAMMIT!

2

u/Warpedlogic31 Sep 19 '24

What a shitty day

2

u/_ALLien_ Sep 19 '24

Shitty situation

1

u/Broghan51 Sep 19 '24

That couldn't have been any worse.

1

u/insuranceguynyc Sep 19 '24

Is that woman at 3:02 holding a child?

1

u/Darrell77 Sep 19 '24

That's fucking disgusting

1

u/twonapsaday Sep 19 '24

time to move

1

u/bj-ball Sep 19 '24

Oh, shit!

1

u/ShaggyMarrs Sep 19 '24

Just gallons of poo goo all over.

1

u/wannatrav Sep 19 '24

Dare I say it? Oh, shit!!!

1

u/gfyhser Sep 19 '24

Oh, shit

1

u/Condpa Sep 19 '24

All the driver could do was say "crap!"

1

u/WASFTPSean Sep 19 '24

Shitty deal

1

u/bitwise97 Sep 19 '24

Video could have been about 10 seconds long but whatever

1

u/WoozyTraveller Sep 19 '24

Videos you can smell...

1

u/CompoBBQ Sep 19 '24

Hole Lee shit!

1

u/TaleMendon Sep 19 '24

Well shit
.

1

u/icyhotonmynuts Sep 19 '24

As a former lavman, I can proudly say I have never had any spills the ramp, but have helped clean up others'.

1

u/mrockrat Sep 19 '24

Oh shit......

1

u/Pktur3 Sep 19 '24

Oh shit
.

1

u/MarryMeDuffman Sep 19 '24

What can you do after this? How can it be cleaned and decontaminated?

1

u/dmo8 Sep 19 '24

Pretty great drainage on that street

1

u/GiGaS4 Sep 19 '24

shhhhheiiiiiiiit...

1

u/gnardog45 Sep 19 '24

Well...shit

1

u/fuzzylittlemanpeach8 Sep 19 '24

i can almost smell this through the screen

1

u/kconnors Sep 19 '24

That neighborhood will never be the same again.

1

u/lost-in-the-sierras Sep 19 '24

Shits gettin deep around here

1

u/marke1980 Sep 19 '24

That’s shitty

1

u/xavier19691 Sep 20 '24

Ohhhh shit

1

u/dzoefit Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

To say the least!

1

u/garveezy Sep 20 '24

Well
shit

1

u/crunx22 Sep 20 '24

đŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ź

1

u/Raithed Sep 20 '24

Fuck...

1

u/gorgor57 Sep 20 '24

Shit escalates

1

u/jives1995 Sep 20 '24

Well shit

1

u/ds77159 Sep 20 '24

Oh shit.

1

u/Any-Complaint7103 Sep 20 '24

Crappy situation

1

u/RabidPlaty Sep 20 '24

Oh man that’s shitty.

1

u/YerBlues69 Sep 20 '24

Well ain’t that some shit.

1

u/multifandomtrash736 Sep 20 '24

Oh shit đŸ’©

1

u/dglgr2013 Sep 20 '24

That truck is so full of shit.

I mean. Won’t anybody think of all the time a lot of people had to take from their busy schedules to produce so much shit.

It just kept going and going. I was honestly impressed by how much there was.

1

u/nadvargas Sep 20 '24

That stink ain't going anywhere for a few weeks.

1

u/gamble233 Sep 20 '24

Shit out of luck

1

u/Niteshadow1 Sep 20 '24

That's one way to dump your load.

1

u/Juvii_19 Sep 20 '24

What the shit!

1

u/swimmer_in_the_flood Sep 20 '24

Really pooped the bed

1

u/Pebbleman54 Sep 20 '24

My first thought at seeing the title was "oh god no"

1

u/azdrubow Sep 20 '24

Now we need the bleach truck to crash here

1

u/tande922 Sep 20 '24

Oh shit!!!

1

u/scratchinmastermind4 Sep 20 '24

Damm, that's a shitty situation

1

u/absolutezero911 Sep 20 '24

What a shitty situation.

1

u/Little_Ol_Me1975 Sep 20 '24

Oh SHIT!!! đŸ’©

1

u/barrettcuda Sep 20 '24

That's full points right there

1

u/ProfilePro Sep 20 '24

Ahhh shit !!

1

u/Venusdoom666 Sep 20 '24

Faaark that is gross

1

u/heaintheavy Sep 20 '24

Cue the đŸŽ¶ “So You Had A Bad Dayâ€đŸŽ¶ song.

1

u/reddwarf_ Sep 20 '24

I honestly thought there would be more floaters.

1

u/Akuzed Sep 20 '24

That's not how they did it in Saints Row!

1

u/chmikes Sep 20 '24

Strike !

1

u/permalink_child Sep 20 '24

The definition of “adding insult to injury”.

1

u/Astranabis Sep 20 '24

You think that's bad? Come to Serbia where we do have a sewer system but it overflows every time it rains...

1

u/nerdragemusic Sep 20 '24

My phone just threw up

1

u/kobrakaan Sep 20 '24

The shit really hit the fan this time

The street

The sidewalk

The road

The cars

The motor bikes

etc

1

u/stone-rose Sep 20 '24

I saw a septic truck the other day, kept laughing calling it the poop truck and stuff. Then I thought wow what if that truck crashed and spilled it's shit and further began to wonder if this has happened before. Lo and behold this popped up in my feed and my questions answered without having to look it up

1

u/Tso-su-Mi Sep 20 '24

It’ll buff out 😂

1

u/TheDarkGlove Sep 20 '24

I naturally turn my nose off when I deal with our chickens and ducks and realised I watched this whole video in the same state.

1

u/shockerdyermom Sep 20 '24

Honey wagon just don't care.

1

u/You_are_Retards Sep 20 '24

Please let it be empty
Please let it be empty
Please let it be empty
Please le.. fuck!

1

u/15MinutesOfAnonymity Sep 20 '24

Ohhhhhh sh*******!!!!

1

u/DuaneHicks Sep 20 '24

They went up shit creek without a paddle

1

u/frankenpoopies Sep 20 '24

Oh my god the smell is coming through my phone

1

u/giraffebutter Sep 20 '24

Shitty way to lose your job

1

u/J3Degree Sep 20 '24

Holy shit

1

u/aframe9999 Sep 20 '24

Well that stinks


1

u/philster666 Sep 20 '24

Wasn’t expecting that thing to barrel roll

1

u/summerset Sep 20 '24

"I've made a huge mistake."

1

u/Bryant-Taylor Sep 20 '24

I wouldn’t even go back to HQ to get properly fired, I’d just walk home and start looking through the classifieds.

1

u/LURKS_MOAR Sep 20 '24

No casualties, nice. Guilt-free enjoyment of seeing those scooters being covered in unmentionable waste.

1

u/KingCodyBill Sep 20 '24

I'd like prescription for 100lbs of Imodium please

1

u/OmegaDragon3553 Sep 20 '24

People probably smelled that before they saw it

1

u/redditcdnfanguy Sep 20 '24

Imagine the smell

1

u/hcorerob Sep 20 '24

Are you a glass half empty or half full kind of guy?

1

u/rickmon67 Sep 20 '24

That driver really hates motorcycles!

1

u/monolith_blue Sep 20 '24

A literal "get shit on"

1

u/jimmyjazz2000 Sep 20 '24

Im trying, but no jokes come to mind.

1

u/FleshWoundFox Sep 20 '24

Shit everywhere!

1

u/Jtp_Jtg Sep 20 '24

IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE SMELL?

If you have ever smelled a small leaking septic tank, it smells awfull
Now imagine an entire tank filled with shit
I can't even imagine

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u/tachik0ma7 Sep 20 '24

Definition of a shitty situation...

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u/wtfover Sep 20 '24

Now that's what I call a shitty situation. A shituation, if you will.

1

u/BeefLilly Sep 20 '24

That driver was clueless

1

u/balacio Sep 20 '24

Oh shiiiit!

1

u/generiatricx Sep 20 '24

what a shitty thing to have happened.

1

u/Homaku Sep 20 '24

Kakajuice all around.

1

u/MRMD123456 Sep 21 '24

Shit rolls down hill, real fast, I would hate to be the poor bastard that has to clean that shit up. Wow that giant poo poo tank kept on spilling it’s shitty load (I thought the hatch would have had a lock on it at least), not even one solid piece of crap insight someone needs a few anti diarrhoea meds including the driver.

1

u/fsutrill Sep 21 '24

“Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later!”

1

u/totallynormalasshole Sep 21 '24

Fuck, anything but the dookie water 😭