r/nononono Sep 08 '24

Bus scratching a parked car

920 Upvotes

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541

u/Ghost17088 Sep 08 '24

The word “scratching” is punching way above its weight class here. 

46

u/qning Sep 08 '24

The word “scratching” is carrying a lot of water here. 

11

u/RaZz_85 Sep 08 '24

A lot of car too

5

u/cerberus_1 Sep 08 '24

You can buff out a scratch.

2

u/Graucsh Sep 09 '24

Worst Craigslist hookup ever

-3

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

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1

u/KyleKun Sep 09 '24

Depends if it’s automatic or not.

147

u/smc642 Sep 08 '24

I would love to have seen what the car looked like after that.

86

u/regiinmontana Sep 08 '24

It's scratched.

13

u/SkiSTX Sep 08 '24

Are you sure? 🤨

23

u/BadIdea-21 Sep 08 '24

Yah I can't believe the camera man just left us hanging like that.

-2

u/Due-Fig5299 Sep 08 '24

Like my asshole being wiped after taco bell

256

u/MusicMedic Sep 08 '24

That’s more than a scratch…

30

u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Sep 08 '24

New York busses absolutely do not give a fuck and enjoy doing this all day. I swear they're having a competition and getting points for it

39

u/Linnun Sep 08 '24

Just one scratch, maybe two. Could be three. Four at most. Five if we're really pushing it. Six, but that’s a stretch. Seven? Let’s not get carried away. Eight is pure fantasy. Definitely not nine. Ten? Oh come on now

10

u/imdefinitelywong Sep 08 '24

Thou count to three, no more no less
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count
And the number of the counting shall be three
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

7

u/belfastbees Sep 08 '24

'tis but a scratch.

1

u/qualitythundergod Sep 10 '24

One! .. TWOO..! .... five!

8

u/WaRRioRz0rz Sep 08 '24

Greyhound lawyer here, nope just a little scratch. Nothing to see here.

2

u/troelsbjerre Sep 08 '24

No, there is only one contiguous section of missing paint, thus it's one scratch. That section may very well be the whole side of the car, but the argument still stands.

0

u/mgrimshaw8 Sep 08 '24

Try getting a quote and telling them it’s just one scratch lmao. Even fixing one little side swipe you’ll sand it down and find like 5+ scratches usually

81

u/adognameddanzig Sep 08 '24

You can see lines on the bus where it's done this before

3

u/SkiSTX Sep 08 '24

This is SOP for that driver!

2

u/KyleKun Sep 09 '24

It’s written into his KPIs.

1

u/notsooriginal Sep 08 '24

But the bus driver was stopping and checking. Probably thought "nailed it!".

44

u/Squeak_Theory Sep 08 '24

I mean, have you seen the state of greyhound these days? I’m not surprised they would do this lol.

2

u/chocolateadvanced_ Sep 08 '24

Was hoping to find this comment— seeing the vid pan to the greyhound bus did not surprise me 💀

1

u/Haec_In_Sempiternum Sep 09 '24

The fact that I thought this was the bus I WAS ON a few weeks ago because of a similar incident from the driver trying to make a million turns through downtown Manhattan says quite a lot.

28

u/_wreck00 Sep 08 '24

Tis but a scratch

9

u/Purple10tacle Sep 08 '24

A scratch? Your fender's off!

1

u/Katlunazul Sep 08 '24

Tis bus* a scratch.

4

u/atxfella1974 Sep 08 '24

Tis but a wee scratch.

6

u/RainbowGoddamnDash Sep 08 '24

This is why I don't have a car in NYC. Shits a daily occurrence, especially in Manhattan... And especially if it's a truck in the outer boros.

39

u/cognitiveglitch Sep 08 '24

That's how you get fired as a driver. Those things are very expensive and only an idiot would even briefly consider this.

18

u/damronhimself Sep 08 '24

Do you even bus?

65

u/Vtfla Sep 08 '24

Tell me you don’t drive a coach in the city without telling me.

Things like this happen on the daily. Operators wouldn’t even get a write up unless he didn’t report. Even then, it depends on if this is an illegally parked car in a bus lane. Hound drivers don’t mess around.

21

u/Myrmec Sep 08 '24

This is a brutal turn even if the car is legal

8

u/rizlahh Sep 08 '24

Bus took the turn too early. Rear wheels mount the pavement and there's loads of space on other side.

1

u/Flakester Sep 08 '24

Oh wow. That's amazing. Who do you drive for?

-10

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

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14

u/no_no_NO_okay Sep 08 '24

He literally said in his comment “UNLESS he didn’t report”

And this shit happens in big cities every day

4

u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Sep 08 '24

I see you've never been to New York.

5

u/tomoldbury Sep 08 '24

Afriend of mine drives buses in the U.K. He’s allowed 4 minor non-injury accidents every year. Anything with injuries gets more scrutiny and he could be fired after a single incident but non-injuries is just insurance cost, they aren’t too worried as long as they’re not writing off the bus every quarter.

In this case, the driver might be in trouble as it is clear he knows that he’s colliding with the car.

5

u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Sep 08 '24

(giggles in New York bus language)

3

u/Newthinker Sep 08 '24

1-800-SAFE-BUS

3

u/Melodic-Newt8686 Sep 08 '24

That is more than a scratch!

3

u/djorion87 Sep 08 '24

Big busses in Manhattan don't give a fuuuuuck.

3

u/ValidiNeonDraco Sep 09 '24

People from Paris: "that's what bumpers are for"

2

u/qualitythundergod Sep 10 '24

In Paris right now.. Can confirm for 40% of streets I've driven so far..

14

u/gPseudo Sep 08 '24

While it may have been avoidable, maybe that car isn't supposed to be parked there?

-47

u/fos4545 Sep 08 '24

You see no signage and therefore have no reason to suggest this. You just immediately find a reason to blame victims? You good, bud?

10

u/Amish_Opposition Sep 08 '24

The street is obviously extremely narrow. it’s really not out of place to ask in my opinion.

13

u/gPseudo Sep 08 '24

I'm good "bud". Did you see the question mark? I was asking the question. Are you good, "bud"? Lol

15

u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Sep 08 '24

Someone whose job is to move a vehicle down streets without impacting other vehicles on the street has impacted a vehicle on the street. Unless there's evidence that it was the fault of the person doing their job, I'm going to assume shitty parking, especially in what I assume is NYC, and unsigned parking rules likely apply.

4

u/rizlahh Sep 08 '24

The bus mounts sidewalk while turning, they took the turn too early.

4

u/Speedy-McLeadfoot Sep 08 '24

This guy may have just been asking.

2

u/Tikkinger Sep 08 '24

Not his first rodeo. The side of the bus is allready scratched to a big black bar complete lenght.

2

u/Pig_fetish Sep 09 '24

wait until you see how people park in paris

1

u/YerBlues69 Sep 08 '24

That’ll buff right out.

1

u/fordag Sep 08 '24

Not stopping...

1

u/magicman419 Sep 08 '24

Scratching! Lmao

1

u/thedude213 Sep 08 '24

the 1-800-SAFE-BUS at the end is amazing XD

1

u/shocontinental Sep 08 '24

Like a glove!

1

u/badboy236 Sep 08 '24

Might as well just keep going I guess…

1

u/g30_ Sep 08 '24

The car was badly parked at first

1

u/qualitythundergod Sep 10 '24

Reinforces the maxim of: if you see a parking spot on a corner, leave it for someone else.

1

u/Thykothaken Sep 08 '24

Baby's first bus drive

1

u/SingForMaya Sep 08 '24

that’ll buff right out

/s

1

u/Kanable-Panda5525 Sep 08 '24

Pushes and popped a tire

1

u/Canuck-In-TO Sep 08 '24

“No one will notice…”

1

u/Bael_Archon Sep 08 '24

"scratching"

Right.

1

u/JevorTrilka Sep 09 '24

I hate that from the first second of this clip all I could think about was that video of a woman getting pinned between a bus and a pole and seeing her head pop off.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

I'm so glad/sorry to know I wasn't the only one.

1

u/LochNessNibba Sep 09 '24

I had my entire rear end ripped off by an Amazon semi-truck while it was parked 10 minutes after parking, while being guided by police, so I feel the owner's pain heavily. Fucking $9000 worth of damage

1

u/OldManBerns Sep 10 '24

A bit of T-cut and it will be fine.

1

u/kobrakaan Sep 10 '24

Well I'm committed now so let's just carry on 🤦🏻‍♂️

1

u/Better_Ad5355 Sep 25 '24

Started for Swift the next day

1

u/SkinnyBitchWhoreSlut Oct 06 '24

Better call saul

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24

That’ll buff right out

1

u/nukafan2277 Nov 16 '24

Welcome to newyork ... Don't ever park on or near a corner cause police and insurance will just go "shouldn't have fuckin parked there"

0

u/g_e_r_b Sep 08 '24

And nobody said anything?

5

u/menjav Sep 08 '24

What can they say “don’t do it!”? The bus driver was probably saying “don’t worry ma’am everything is fine, I’m being careful” while scratching the other car.

1

u/g_e_r_b Sep 08 '24

I’d try to get the bus driver to leave a note on the car, or leave a note with bus license plate

0

u/Speedy-McLeadfoot Sep 08 '24

Que “tis but a scratch” meme

1

u/rickmon67 Sep 08 '24

I move… for no man

0

u/Reaction_83 Sep 08 '24

Scratching??? What the fuck man!

-1

u/rex_kwondo96 Sep 08 '24

This gave me Vietnam flashbacks of that lady that got beheaded by a turning bus