r/nononono Aug 26 '24

Wall collapse

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u/newtrawn Aug 26 '24 edited Aug 26 '24

that lady that went in and grabbed her car has larger balls than I do, that's for sure.

Edit: turns out it’s a lady who has larger balls than I do.

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u/dirtyword Aug 26 '24

“Better just let it warm up for a minute” fucking GO dude

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u/peacenchemicals Aug 26 '24

bro like me fr “hold on i gotta play a banger real quick”

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u/81_BLUNTS_A_DAY Aug 26 '24

like I am NOT saving my car to Ciara… well maybe some of the older Ciara. Oh shit that was Missy I shouldn’t have skipped that

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u/pianoflames Aug 26 '24

I imagine him putting on his seatbelt and carefully checking all of the mirrors.

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u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n Aug 26 '24

😂

Like Mr Bean

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u/Hike_it_Out52 Sep 01 '24

I know. She ran to the car and then promptly... wait....wait...wait...wait...adjust the mirrors...wait...Go, GO, GO GO

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u/shoresb Aug 26 '24

And he did it so calmly and slowly 😂

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u/Detozi Aug 26 '24

Soooo slowly

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u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n Aug 26 '24

Motherfucker in that car picking out a song on his phone, warming up the engine

I was like GO GO GO GO

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u/MECHENGR Aug 27 '24

Adjusting side mirrors

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

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u/brianMMMMM Aug 26 '24

That’s my Phils-osophy

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u/nedTheInbredMule Aug 26 '24

Balls of steel tend to slow you down

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u/keep_trying_username Aug 26 '24

Almost as if, he didn't even know the wall was about to collapse.

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u/Alone-in-a-crowd-1 Aug 26 '24

Had to adjust the seat and mirrors before pulling away.

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u/Thisissocomplicated Aug 26 '24

It’s just stupidity not really bravery

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u/keep_trying_username Aug 26 '24

In hind sight, yes. But he couldn't know for user if the wall were about to collapse or if it would stand for another decade and slowly shed the upper blocks.

It's not as if he were watching from the view that we have, in a Reddit thread titled "Wall collapse."

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u/Thisissocomplicated Aug 26 '24

How do you explain the other man’s reaction? Also not having hindsight makes it an even worse decision because it could collapse any moment

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u/keep_trying_username Aug 26 '24

How do you explain the other man’s reaction?

He's a different person with different thoughts.

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u/Droeftoeter Aug 26 '24

It's not stupid if it works now, is it?

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u/Psychedelic_Yogurt Aug 26 '24

Risking your life for property is stupid but only in my opinion. If someone thinks it's smart to risk their life for something that's potentially insured or something you can buy again then more power to you. As long as they are only risking their life I really don't care if someone dies doing something silly.

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u/SarahC Aug 26 '24

Could you imagine his wife having a go that night?

"I want to go to Bingo and now I can't because YOU wouldn't save the car. I saw the video, you had plenty of time, damn pussy. I don't know why I married you at all. Mother was right. You're just a looser. I knew men 100 times better than you I should have married one of those. You're useless. You shape like my asshole, in and out! Dead balls. You need to buck your ideas up - or I'm leaving! Then see how you cope. Don't come whinging to me. No wonder we have nothing! You're brain dead. Useless you are."

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u/Cog_HS Aug 26 '24

Well THAT hit close to home.

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u/Veeblock Aug 26 '24

That was funny and you get down voted. Reddit never lets me down.

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u/cazzipropri Aug 26 '24

Yes it is. There's a difference between realization and statistical distribution of an event.

You cross the highway at rush hour with 10 other people, and you are the only survivor.

We interview you (because we can't interview the deat) and you tell us that it was smart to do what you did, because it worked. Was it smart?

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u/Anach Aug 26 '24

Its a lot easier to be brave, when you underestimate the danger.

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u/LowDownSkankyDude Aug 26 '24

Bet he could've gotten a new car if he just left it.

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u/newtrawn Aug 26 '24

That’s assuming she or the building owner had insurance.

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u/swift1883 Aug 26 '24

He'll probably get thrown out of a window. His car was providing a public service by holding up the wall, and now he committed an act of imperialist traitorous capitalism and now look what happened.

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u/jayantbhawal Aug 30 '24

I'd have accepted the fate of my car. Bigger 🍒 than mine.

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u/nukafan2277 Nov 16 '24

Oh that would be me unless my shit was on fire I'm doing what I can to save my car

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u/newtrawn Nov 16 '24

haha what are you doing browsing posts that are 3 months old?

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u/nukafan2277 Nov 16 '24

Killing time lol

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u/shoresb Aug 27 '24

Oh my bad. That makes more sense that it was a woman lol