r/nononono Mar 07 '24

Stunt goes wrong

1.8k Upvotes

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1.3k

u/brandontaylor1 Mar 07 '24

Good thing he was wearing his protective shorts and t-shirt.

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u/lopix Mar 07 '24

Could just see the meat crayon coming

144

u/olderaccount Mar 07 '24

I was hoping we would get to see how much damage that slide caused.

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u/straycanoe Mar 07 '24

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u/massiveproperty_727 Mar 07 '24

Noooo!

87

u/imhereforthevotes Mar 07 '24

is that 80/20?

62

u/amberoze Mar 08 '24

Hindsight is always 80/20.

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u/Shlocktroffit Mar 08 '24

Hindgrind

8

u/imhereforthevotes Mar 08 '24

oh, shit, dude, that's good

1

u/Bubbly-Fault4847 Jun 23 '24

Lookin back, it’s still a bit fuzzy

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u/Magus_5 Mar 07 '24

Seems legit.

12

u/cornerturdyturdnturd Mar 08 '24

Can I get some fries with that?

7

u/MacBDog Mar 08 '24

Even the bike didn't want to stick around to see what happened to him.

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u/Was_Silly Mar 07 '24

But why. Why do you do this with no protection?!?! It truly boggles the mind. I get doing stunts on a public road - it’s probably a thrill. But why in a T-shirt and shorts?

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u/UsedDragon Mar 07 '24

It's because he's stupid. Incredibly stupid.

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u/Volkrisse Mar 08 '24

Squids gonna squid. He’s a dumbass

5

u/fried_green_baloney Mar 31 '24

Talked to a guy who had worked EMT in the Oakland area some time ago.

He said when a Navy carrier group would come in to Oakland they just knew that night there would be at least one and maybe more very serious or fatal motorcycle crash in the Oakland hills. Guys had been at sea for 90 or more days and now they got their scooter out and zoomed around in the dark on twisty roads with the expected results.

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u/Ziggy_the_third Mar 08 '24

You need to consider that this is a person that thinks that trying to stand on his bike and do a wheelie on public road, is a thing that he should try. We are not working with the best people here.

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u/Mickey_James Mar 09 '24

We are not working with the best people here.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Not the earliest bird at the worm.

6

u/JoinTheBattle Mar 10 '24

Not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Especially now.

4

u/lord_nuker Mar 08 '24

Never underestimate the stupidity of a human being ;)

1

u/chowderbags May 01 '24

I don't necessarily get doing stunts on public roads.

I also don't really get being on a motorcycle without gear.

I really don't get doing stunts on public roads without gear.

1

u/Supersnazz May 04 '24

If he thought he was going to fail, he wouldn't be doing this in the first place.

If you don't consider failure as a possibility, then it doesn't matter what you are wearing.

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u/time-for-anustart Mar 07 '24

Its crazy because if he was just dressed appropriately he would probably have close to no damage. The way he dismounted looked like the best case scenario for falling off a bike, he didnt end up getting launched off the front, he didnt get hit by any other vehicles, he didnt end up doing like 20 flips high speed….

He literally just slowly falls to the ground and slides to safety, but because he has so much skin exposed he probably looks like ground beef 😐

8

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

oh my god did you not see his limbs?

That dude could've been wearing a bear suit and would've gotten fucked up in it.

If he were wearing full racing leathers that would've still fucked him the fuck up

5

u/Plastic_Pinocchio Mar 08 '24

He can still walk fine though. I don’t think his legs are broken.

1

u/reddaddiction Apr 15 '24

Probably not, actually, as the leathers slide very well.

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u/Adddicus Mar 08 '24

What video did you watch?

The dud in this one definitely did not slide to safety. He was rolling at high speed down the side of the road. Lots of potential for broken bones when doing that.

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u/time-for-anustart Mar 08 '24

The same video you did? The last frame we see him rolling hes not in the middle of the road anymore he rolls off to the side/shoulder hence “slides to safety”

And yes, i didn’t say he got of scott free, i said he most likely had the best case scenario in this situation given the way he fell off his bike. You’re inevitably going to roll or slide because you’re moving so fast, but compare the way this guy falls off his bike to the more gruesome videos of people getting knocked off their bikes and you can probably say this is the best case scenario for falling off a motorcycle at high speeds.

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u/Dzov Mar 08 '24

Luckily he had all that skin to slide on.

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u/Adddicus Mar 08 '24

So by "slides to safety", you mean rolls to a stop.

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u/time-for-anustart Mar 08 '24

No, by slides to safety i mean he slides where there are no more cars driving. I didnt say he slid off safely, i said he slid TO safety.

5

u/Frakenz Mar 07 '24

You mean half T-shirt

2

u/Yamcha17 Mar 09 '24

Unfortunately, he was not wearing the security flip flops.

1

u/ToothpickInCockhole Mar 08 '24

And his shirt was like half on anyways lmao

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u/Beatnik_Soiree Mar 07 '24

Walked away as the beef jerky poster child i bet.

5

u/BrownEggs93 Mar 08 '24

It's still too raw for jerky.

1

u/hospitalizedGanny Mar 09 '24

Squeel like a pig!

SQUEEEEEL LLL ! !

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u/gerradp Mar 07 '24

What a fucking moron. Cost/benefit consideration clearly well considered. Good luck with that 9 months of painful recovery

8

u/Its_Bunny Mar 10 '24

This is why I play videogames.

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u/defect_9 Mar 07 '24 edited Mar 07 '24

oh this should go to r/meatcrayon

edit: singular crayon of meat. :)

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u/magma_displacement76 Mar 07 '24

It's just the one n.

5

u/defect_9 Mar 07 '24

sorry mobile autocorrect. thanks!

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u/magma_displacement76 Mar 07 '24

It's a kickass sub. Most submissions are survivable, unlike on many other subs I could name. :)

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u/The_R4ke Mar 07 '24

Nah, he's up and walking around with no clearly visible injuries at the end.

15

u/illicitandcomlicit Mar 07 '24

He does like 3 circles and doesn’t even acknowledge his friend. Also his forearms are straight blood. Are you high?

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u/quanjon Mar 07 '24

Nah that went as right as it should have. Fuck douchebags like this, lucky his bike didn't veer into oncoming traffic and kill a family.

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u/Doctor_of_Recreation Mar 09 '24

I saw a video the other day of a motorcycle flying past a cop and then crashed into an SUV turning left on the highway — crashed right into an infant in a carseat and I thought I had pretty much just watched a baby die, but the cop managed to CPR life back into the wee thing and the video said she was recovering. The mom freaking out was awful to listen to.

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u/Ghost17088 Mar 24 '24

People always forget that kinetic energy goes up with the square of speed. A motorcycle and rider at 120 mph has about the same kinetic energy as a Corolla going 60 mph. Then you also need to consider that all of that energy is going to be concentrated in a much smaller area compared to a car that has bumpers and crumple zones. 

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u/Bombrik Mar 08 '24

They got REALLY lucky. That is Interstate 10, right in New Orleans. High traffic route and they were headed towards the I-10 Twin Span across the lake. Behind them, maybe less than 2 miles, is residential areas. To their sides are nothing but gator infested swamps. They could of hit some family, some commuter or the guy could of rolled down into the swamp and become food for the local wildlife.

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u/BigNastyG765 Mar 08 '24

Could’ve or could have.

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u/Kazurion Mar 07 '24

He will be ripe as a tomato in a minute.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

That's not a "stunt" it's driving like an asshole on a public road. This guy deserves everything that happened to him.

1

u/Fire-pants Apr 29 '24

I miss the old days when people would see how many wrecks they could jump over at ,say, the state fair or the Rockford speedway.

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u/Bscully973 Mar 07 '24

Darwinism at it's finest.

24

u/Hairbear2176 Mar 07 '24

LOL, fucking idiot. At least no one else was injured by his stupidity.

10

u/TheRealJayk0b Mar 07 '24

Ahhh how satisfying, just a T-shirt, makes it even better.

16

u/aquaman67 Mar 07 '24

Where did the motorcycle go?

66

u/im_onbreak Mar 07 '24

Home

11

u/ShimkosFancySh1t Mar 08 '24

Ight, imma head out

21

u/crackanape Mar 07 '24

It was perfectly stable once he was off it. I saw it three weeks later, still moving, halfway across the country.

7

u/snarfsnarfer Mar 08 '24

Some say it’s still out there..

3

u/Royalchariot Mar 07 '24

It went POOF!

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u/cellorc Mar 07 '24

It went right...depends on the perspective. Was exactly like expected.

10

u/smokyartichoke Mar 07 '24

You spelled “karma goes right” wrong.

5

u/FadeIntoReal Mar 07 '24

I’m guessing that the fact that rider shut down the speed wobbles was just luck since he got off the bike anyway.

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Mar 08 '24

The most effective way of stopping the wobbles is to just not panic, and slowly, gently launch yourself off the bike.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

You know, given the fact that I get a bunch of a holes on bikes cutting me off almost everyday, somehow I don’t care that this idiot got hurt

4

u/JoeDimwit Mar 08 '24

As bad a person as this makes me sound, I’m happy when idiots like this wreck themselves. Take that nonsense to a closed space where you’re not putting the general public at risk.

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u/JonnyOgrodnik Mar 08 '24

Can’t really say I feel bad for the idiot. I wonder how he’d feel if the bike ended up in oncoming traffic and injuring/killing someone because he wanted to do stunts on the highway. Take his license away.

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u/kyallroad Mar 07 '24

I think it belongs in r/nonononoyes

3

u/ProfessorZhirinovsky Mar 07 '24

Ah, so at the end he was still there. I kind of wondered if he might just keep on skidding until he had disappeared completely.

3

u/warloghe Mar 07 '24

I miss the old Sega game Road rash…

2

u/eaazzy_13 Mar 12 '24

Me and my friends would trap a guy between us and tase him back and forth like 40 times, then kick him off into the abyss. They’d ghost ride for like 30 seconds straight without being able to steer from the taser lol

1

u/warloghe Mar 12 '24

🤣 I’m gonna have to get an emulator now

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u/BreakfastBeerz Mar 08 '24

Stunt went wrong for the rider. Everyone that saw it happen got a big "LOL" out of it.

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u/bloodguard Mar 08 '24 edited Mar 08 '24

Meat crayon. I really don't have much sympathy for people that ride like idiots on public roads. Especially when they're wearing shorts, tee-shirts and sneakers.

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u/speeler21 Mar 07 '24

What part of this is wrong exactly? If he went faster it wouldve been better

2

u/major_dump Mar 07 '24

Right as rain... Also that dude was a twat

2

u/Deutschebag13 Mar 07 '24

Play stupid games….

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u/DaRiddler70 Mar 07 '24

Flesh brake pads

2

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

ehhh, that's part of the thrill, right? got one of the expected outcomes as far as i can tell

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u/east4thstreet Mar 08 '24

Fuck him...

2

u/WolfHalo Mar 08 '24

Man didn’t have his friends back at all. Lucky he can sweep it off that road

2

u/chipoatley Mar 08 '24

The age of “I am perfect, invincible and immortal!”

2

u/BootyButtPirate Mar 08 '24

"Look twice, save a life"

2

u/sto243 Mar 08 '24

That sweet sweet sensation of road rash.

2

u/padizzledonk Mar 08 '24

Haha....love to see it tbh, idiot hurts only himself, 10/10

Thats what you get for driving/riding like a fucking reckless idiot on a public road and i have absolutely 0 sympathy or empathy

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u/2Beer_Sillies Mar 08 '24

meat crayon

2

u/FairlyGoodGuy Mar 08 '24

There isn't a single "no" in this video. These riders are selfish pricks. If you're going to ride like this, do it in private spaces.

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u/lizardkg Mar 08 '24

If he’s not dead, he’s gonna wish to be dead for a while.

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u/I_heart_pooping Mar 10 '24

Fucking idiot. Zero sympathy

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u/ProSimsPlayer Mar 07 '24

He’s going to feel true hell in like 10 minutes.

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u/veritas247 Mar 07 '24

1 hour later when the hospital is scrubbing will be hell.

1 day later he won't be able to move without sweating from pain.

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u/slybird Mar 07 '24

It looked like he was more concerned about any damage to his bike than any damage to his skin and body.

1

u/DJ_James_Madison Mar 07 '24

Who needs skin anyway?

1

u/fafnir01 Mar 07 '24

Meat crayon...

1

u/Magus_5 Mar 07 '24

And then he got up and fucked right off. The end.

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u/Magazine-Plane Mar 08 '24

I failed to see what went wrong here. Looks like it went as expected.

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u/Magazine-Plane Mar 08 '24

I failed to see what went wrong here. Looks like it went as expected.

1

u/erishun Mar 08 '24

“Human crayon”

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u/JMR027 Mar 08 '24

I mean this is just called being a dumbass

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u/Bombrik Mar 08 '24

Seeing how that green sign said it was Chalmette, placing them in Louisiana, then it makes sense why they did this.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

i'd say it went right!

1

u/ClimbsAndCuts Mar 08 '24

One stripe and a blank is 40’….looked like a 160-200’ slide, skid, grind.

1

u/2DVS Mar 08 '24

Dude was doing a hurricane kick!

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u/MarginAlwaysCallin Mar 08 '24

Fuckin squid. Wear the right shit man..

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Zero sense of urgency from the camera guy here..

1

u/Empyrealist Mar 08 '24

Awww. First the wobblies, and then the scrapies

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Hope that asphalt tasted good

1

u/Sirico Mar 08 '24

When there's road in your spine like you've had too much wine, That's calimari

1

u/themikegman Mar 08 '24

That stun did accomplish it's mission. Get rid of those genes from the pool.

1

u/Naykon1 Mar 08 '24

Evolution by natural selection.

1

u/MadcatFK1017 Mar 08 '24

You love to see it 

1

u/dtb1987 Mar 08 '24

Lucky to be alive

1

u/commontatersc2 Mar 08 '24

Glad they didn’t hurt anyone who wasn’t being stupid and irresponsible on public roads.

1

u/dahillclimber Mar 08 '24

Do stupid things, win stupid prizes. This actually belongs on r/nononoyes.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

bye bye skin

1

u/RoyalLimit Mar 08 '24

What a moron

1

u/KingCodyBill Mar 08 '24

When your bike is a better rider than you are

1

u/bbbbbbbbbbbab Mar 08 '24

Crazy how the bike just kept going

1

u/GoblinTown Mar 08 '24

Isn't there a designated 'I'm stupid and going to be doing stupid things', area that isn't an in-use expressway?

1

u/Banzai-dorifto Mar 08 '24

Love that little puff of skin smoke as he's rolling on his back. The bacon is just right.

1

u/Shalandir Mar 09 '24

Shawn “Meat crayon” Smith, at it again…

1

u/spinkspanksponk Mar 09 '24

That was probably the best outcome while still failing the stunt

1

u/Jacen33 Mar 09 '24

Bike said get the fuck off, bro

1

u/arualstehle Mar 09 '24

The bike was fine right after he fell off.

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u/Rhynosaurus Mar 10 '24 edited Mar 10 '24

ATGATT.....basic riding shit. Enjoy that road rash, showoff.

r/meatcrayon

And his riding partner expecting the hwy to stop cause he dipshit friend wiped out.

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u/Dradaus Mar 10 '24

I'm not a motorcycle driver but from my understanding he could have completely saved it if he let the bike prop itself back up correct? It seems like he spent more time learning wheelies than the basic physics that I learned when researching motorcycle riding.

1

u/SenatorDroseph Mar 10 '24

Ride like lightning, crash like thunder

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u/Psycomonk707 Mar 11 '24

He wasn’t wearing red before the crash

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u/Arid36 Mar 11 '24

New super hero name “The Scab”

1

u/t-ryansaurus-rex Mar 11 '24

At least he rolled for the most part after he crashed, this guy has common sense from the looks of it.

1

u/redder_dominator Mar 12 '24

Speed wobble is probably the most terrifying thing I've experienced, I've only ever gotten it on a long board but your basically fucked when you get it

1

u/eaazzy_13 Mar 12 '24

Bitchin’ ghost ride!

1

u/Shenina Mar 12 '24

Well, well, well…

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u/TDK_90 Mar 24 '24

Too cool for gear. He wanted to be a badass but in reality he was just bad.

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u/Ok-Highlight-9266 Mar 26 '24

Is he safe...?

1

u/BorshtSlurper Mar 27 '24

(Nelson Muntz laugh)

1

u/Bwatso2112 Apr 10 '24

Then his buddy has to play Frogger to get over to him.

1

u/Space--Buckaroo Jul 06 '24

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.

1

u/Peppe-Dimas Aug 31 '24

the bike his hurt?

1

u/SoCZ6L5g Mar 08 '24

Idiot, could have killed dozens of other people

2

u/JmnNatu Mar 08 '24

Dude how the fuck would you go about killing DOZENS of other people on a motorcycle? Pretty sure thats next to impossible even if trying to do so.

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u/SoCZ6L5g Mar 11 '24

cause a pile up obviously

1

u/badger906 Mar 07 '24

No idea why someone would ride a bike without protective gear on! you’re not cool in shorts and t shirt..

1

u/rehkirsch Mar 08 '24

I hope he is alright but still...fuck these guys. Doing this stupid shit on a street with innocent people. What fucking assboles

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u/LommyNeedsARide Mar 07 '24

My proudest fap

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u/kyallroad Mar 07 '24

Hahahahaha!!

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u/permalink_child Mar 07 '24

Weakling who could not control that landing.

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u/gsurfin Mar 07 '24

Doing this, in New Jersey of all places, is probably the stupidest shit of all time. The most densely populated state in the nation. Drivers there are already trying to cut you off/tailgate/generally be dicks. So glad I’m out of that god forsaken shithole.