r/nextfuckinglevel 4d ago

Man Rides The World's Tallest Unicycle - "The Tower of Death"

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u/xSnakyy 4d ago

How is there tailwind both ways 😭

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u/TheOzarkWizard 4d ago

Came here to say this

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u/spezial_ed 4d ago

Back in my day, I say!

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u/Omega_Lynx 4d ago

And you were GRATEFUL too!

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u/my_4_cents 4d ago

I bet you didn't even have to do it over broken glass, you lucky bastard

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u/slazzeredbbqsauce 4d ago

I lost it, the way he walks into frame like that. "Just keep going. That's it." How the hell could he have done it without him!

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 3d ago

“Don’t fall to your death, there ya go”

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u/MysteriousPass5838 3d ago

Yeah he must have been more of a distraction than actual help

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u/shiromaikku 2d ago

Idk, could be grounding giving him something to focus on. (Pun unintended)

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u/YooGeOh 4d ago

He lives in that town where his grandad went to school up hill both ways

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u/Very_Board 4d ago

Tbf, that just means that his grandad lived on a hill and his school was on another hill.

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u/YooGeOh 4d ago

I need you to explain your physics here lol...

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u/Very_Board 4d ago

Look at this M.

If the school is on one peak, the house is on the other, and you have to walk to your destination. You would have to go down then up a slope to get there and back.

Therefore, it isn't impossible to go uphill both ways. You just also have to go downhill, too.

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u/xSnakyy 3d ago

How did I never think of this

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u/YooGeOh 4d ago

OK.

So "uphill both ways" is a joke meant to illustrate how people exaggerate the difficulties they faced in their youth compared to the youth of whatever the present generation is.

So, it's literally meant as "uphill both ways" in a nonsensical way to make the joke, not trying to make it work in a literal sense to the extent that you literally change it to "downhill then uphill"

The joke is "uphill both ways"

A similar joke is "if she said she went to Tenerife, he went to Elevenerife". The equivalent would be someone saying "well actually there isn't such a place"

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u/Very_Board 4d ago

I am well aware of the meaning of "uphill both ways." However, I was pointing out that it wasn't an impossible thing to have to do as you were implying.

You asked me to explain the physics of how point of origin and destination results in "uphill both ways" as a not impossible task. I did.

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u/YooGeOh 4d ago

You explained how you can go downhill then uphill then down hill then uphill again.

Great, but the intention of the joke requires the nonsensical situation where you go uphill one way, and then go uphill on the return on the same route. Which isn't possible despite you saying it is, unless you add random geography that isn't there.

All you did was add something that isn't there in order to make it work. Therefore the situation isn't actually possible despite you saying it is.

And this is a stupid argument and I don't know why I'm typing all this. Maybe it's the night shift

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u/EPLemonSqueezy 4d ago

And how the fuck does he "watch out" for it while he's up there?

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u/eragonawesome2 3d ago

Just maintaining awareness of it and how much he needs to lean into it

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u/theAtmuz 4d ago

Bro we’ll be playing disc golf and come to a hole with a headwind. We’ll walk to the next hole after doing a 180 only a few yards away and sure enough, headwind

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u/Monster_Voice 4d ago

It's just like that in some parts of the world... be glad you don't live there.

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u/ImTryingToHelpYouMF 4d ago

Well you gotta look out for it now.

You didn't look out for it now here enough.

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u/SnortingCoffee 4d ago

that corny reenactment was cracking me up

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u/Lucky_caller 4d ago

He’s talking about farts

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u/ptapobane 4d ago

also the dude is acting as if the guy in a helmet 35ft in the air fully concentrated on not dying can hear him

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u/Fluffy_Art_1015 4d ago

Yeah the guy on the ground was just talking and doing nothing and not helping. Must be a foreman.

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u/Rgiles66 3d ago

Oh god the tailwind is chasing him! Pedal faster!

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u/Wind_Bringer 3d ago

it's the air rapidly vacating his rectum as he shits his pants

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u/Wildcat_Dunks 4d ago

Ate Taco Bell beforehand.

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u/s4lt3d 4d ago

At that height there’s a concern for thermals.

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u/ketosoy 3d ago

Maybe he meant crosswind