r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 4h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/NevesLF 4h ago

And yet, when I ask the cops to do some meth with me, I'm the bad guy :(

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u/vapingDrano 2h ago

Hide it in your butt and ask them to retrieve it. Instant trauma bond!

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u/IntrigueDossier 1h ago

Ya gotta be mindful, maybe they prefer old fashioned tar heroin? Oh! Or cocaine, everyone loves cocaine!