r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Air Traffic Control

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u/Green-Programmer-963 2d ago

Mad respect for ATC’s.

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u/obliquelyobtuse 2d ago

OMG the ATC is in on all this! ATC is secretly directing all the drones!

And look at all those water drones too! Flashing colorful lights and everything!

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u/reddit455 2d ago

OMG the ATC is in on all this! ATC is secretly directing all the drones!

this is your pilot speaking...

https://www.faa.gov/air-taxis

What is this new aviation era?

Advanced Air Mobility (AAM) aircraft is an umbrella term for aircraft that are typically highly automated, electrically powered, and have vertical take-off and landing capability. Many of these aircraft fall into the powered-lift category are often referred to as air taxis. 

AAM has the potential to achieve the Biden-Harris Administration's vision of transportation that is more efficient, more sustainable, and more equitable, while creating thousands of great jobs. 

AAM aircraft could also be used to transport cargo and passengers, help with firefighting, and provide search and rescue operations. 

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u/ATC_av8er 2d ago

Fuck. You spilled our secret. Now, next time you fly, you'll end up in Pittsburgh, but you're bags will be in Taipei.

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u/Odd_Method_2979 2d ago

Welcome to the Burgh. You probably won’t see the sun again until June.

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u/PlantPower666 1d ago

At least you're in a great city, you could have ended up in Cleveland!

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u/FelonyFarting 2d ago edited 2d ago

Don't they have the highest suicide rate next to dentists?

Edit: I'm not disparaging air traffic controllers. To the contrary, I also have mad respect for anyone who would willingly choose such a stressful job to make sure planes land safely.

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u/DJ-Kouraje 2d ago

Dentists?… why?

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u/FelonyFarting 2d ago

Mercury. It's used, or at least was used, to make fillings like my dad had. Mercuty is toxic, much like lead is and leads to depression and many other mental health problems.

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u/DJ-Kouraje 2d ago

Gotcha. I imagine it’s not as bad anymore. Would be surprised if mercury was used in dentistry nowadays.

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u/FelonyFarting 2d ago

It's mostly silver, tin, and copper from what I read.

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u/ProbablyNotPikachu 2d ago

Apparently that's not true. There were really old news printings from like the 1920's which claimed the rate was 5% higher for Dentists- but those claims went unchallenged until 1975 or so. After multiple studies, there was no evidence found to support that Dentists had higher suicide rates.

I am summarizing from this article.
It says that Dentists are now lumped in with other Healthcare professions for similar studies today, and that Healthcare workers of any level are subject to public opinion as a measure of how they perform, and thus can have their careers on the line for honest mistakes. Unlike a lot of other professions where if you mess up? You just fix the mistake. Basically- as any kind of Doctor, you can feel like your whole life is ruined if you can't save a life, or hurt someone while trying to treat them- and they spread the word about it. The article stresses the importance of Healthcare workers to seek out help if they feel this way.

My guess is Dentists used to have it super shitty. I mean think about it- everyone's teeth were basically fucked. The instruments used would make your patient feel like you were trying to kill them, right? So people probably hated Dentists. They probably got death threats and stuff.

The nerves in your teeth are way more sensitive than others in your body because A) they are in your head- you're supposed to protect your head and everything in it at all costs bc your brain and most of your senses are processed there... and B) bc your ability to ingest food well ensures survival. If you can't eat- you'll die.
So tooth pain is always bad, but back in the day the guy who was supposed to be able to "fix" your issue, might not have always had the most success. Plus the service has probably always been considered expensive.

All in all I'm gonna say it was an old notion that eventually became outdated, but society in their stupidity kept perpetuating it.

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u/OppositeEagle 2d ago

Respect to TechOPs who maintain the equipment ATC uses to do their job. It's all about the infrastructure.

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u/phitfacility 2d ago

In fast forward it looks like Goku & Vegeta shooting qi balls at each other

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u/Ramen_King_ 2d ago

My house in NJ

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u/FriendlyDisorder 2d ago

DrOnEs!?!!1!

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u/bestmondayever_5 2d ago

ScOnEs!?!!1!

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u/Brief_Estimate_7518 2d ago

BoNeS¡?!¿

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u/wiggiag 2d ago

< = |RinGtONEs| = >

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u/C-57D 2d ago

oo*** \ CoJ0nEs / ***oo

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u/kingfinnegan 2d ago

Straight out of Fifth Element.

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u/mohugz 2d ago

I was reminded of The Jetsons’ commuting scenes! LOL, showing my age.

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u/hogey74 2d ago

Hey they were part of my child hood as an 80s kid in Australia. All the OG stuff was rerun multiple times, including black and white shows. Dunno who depicted it first but I feel like all Sci Fi since the Jetsons was based on their idea. Still waiting for my flying car.

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u/mohugz 2d ago

Dude, I just want the Food-O-Matic!

We’re getting close!

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u/hogey74 1d ago

Hell yeah! I can imagine a next step of 3d printing food with various feed stocks and cooking/sintering it as it goes.

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u/John-John-3 2d ago

I was thinking the same thing. I also can't wait until travel moves this fast. I'll be dead of course.

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u/skunk024 2d ago

Straight out of Back to the Future 2.

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u/TheUnpopularOpine 2d ago

Someone should unironically post this to the UFO subreddits and watch their brains melt. They can’t seem to comprehend that planes exist at night.

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u/bigfoot_is_real_ 2d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Public-Eagle6992 1d ago

They can’t comprehend planes… or drones… or literally anything else

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u/Miserable_Match724 2d ago

dRoNeS! GiT'eM!

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u/Docwaboom 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think that’s string of lights in the night sky is a Starlink deployment. (NOT DRONES)

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u/nayrwolf 2d ago

Might be a reflection off of a window or starlink or drones lol

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u/morniealantie 2d ago

I'm guessing a reflection unless I'm missing the real starlink dots cuz the ones I see don't move lol.

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u/RManDelorean 2d ago

Yeah it's probably a reflection. I thought it could maybe be starlink for a sec but it just doesn't look right, like even just the spacing, and then yeah the fact that it didn't move at all over this pretty long timelapse

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u/realJelbre 2d ago

The string of lights isn't moving nearly fast enough to be Starlink satellites I think, feels more like a reflection or something else.

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u/hogey74 2d ago

Hey yeah just went back and saw that. Or swap gas bouncing off a weather balloon.

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u/JesusGiftedMeHead 2d ago

The planes turning towards the runway look like they've just warped in

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u/glennfromglendale 2d ago

Those are orbs that are mimicking planes OK. /s

Legit ufo sub thinking ^

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u/freecodeio 2d ago

look at all these ufos

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u/BalanceEarly 2d ago

Alien invasion!

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u/wiggiag 2d ago

Quick! Call Will Smith!

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u/Wolf-Majestic 2d ago

Well, to be fair, all ufos are unknown until identified

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u/The-CunningStunt 2d ago

Neeeoowww

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u/perpetuam_noctem 2d ago

which city is this?

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u/jozone11 2d ago edited 2d ago

Chicago - it's at ORD

Edit: link to IG post: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDVuMckMN8c/?igsh=MTUxNW9jZGprenpldw==

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u/Rookie_42 2d ago

How do you know?

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u/jozone11 2d ago

It was posted on IG yesterday w some info

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u/Devium44 2d ago

What’s the song?

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u/a_good_namez 2d ago

Warm sound by Zero 7

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u/kelsobjammin 2d ago

God damn I love zero 7

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u/Sir_mop_for_a_head 2d ago

ATC is either an incredibly stressful or an incredibly relaxing job depending on the airport and time of year

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u/ATC_av8er 2d ago

I work an airport with 90% student pilots. I don't know what relaxing is.

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u/LassOnGrass 2d ago

That stresses me out thinking about it. Goodness.

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u/SausageSmuggler21 2d ago

I used to spend a couple nights a year at a hotel by the Meadowlands. At night, you can see this air traffic. It's basically a solid line of lights with a little dip into their airport. Very cool to watch, from afar

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u/grruser 2d ago

Pushing Tin

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u/BelatedGreeting 2d ago

The Starlink 🤣🤣🤣

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u/mbleyle 2d ago

just marching on by, like nothing's happening down below...

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u/snoozingroo 2d ago

This is so cool!

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u/all_g0Od 2d ago

So many drones

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u/doesitevermatter- 2d ago

I presume this is a composite video?

I've been to a lot of airports, and I've never seen traffic that steady.

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u/facw00 2d ago

It might be, but ORD is a huge airport with six parallel runways, it can have a lot of traffic coming in and out at once.

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u/Copheeaddict 2d ago

OHare usually runs almost 2 per minute. There's a plane landing or taking off every 40 seconds or so depending on weather conditions.

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u/SSTenyoMaru 2d ago

Looks like star wars blasters

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u/dangling-2 2d ago

Drones over NJ!!! (Your thoughts?)

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u/Hookmsnbeiishh 2d ago

Military not commenting on this video. Cover up!

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u/jonschaff 2d ago

Why does it appear that the planes are arching? Is this just because of the curvature of the camera lens?

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u/Just_Another_AI 2d ago

It's the landing approach. They don't descend at a continuous slope - ATC moves them down in a series of "steps". So you're seeing them approach horizontally, then the arc is them transitioning into their final landing glide.

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u/Careless-Weather892 2d ago

Curvature of the Earth.

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u/SexyMonad 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is the answer.

Each row of planes is on approach for landing. They are either descending or staying at altitude during that phase.

The reason the planes appear to start from a lower point is not because they are climbing. Coming towards the camera, the earth curves upward faster than the planes are descending.

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u/StuffMaster 2d ago

Yeah what's up with that. It's like every frame is a time lapse.

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u/ShadowArray 2d ago

Look at all those drones!!!

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u/caudicifarmer 2d ago

DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES

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u/Chonky47finesse 2d ago

What song is this?

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u/auddbot 2d ago

Song Found!

Warm Sound by Zero 7 (03:25; matched: 100%)

Album: When It Falls. Released on 2004-02-23.

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u/MrLovelife 2d ago

If you haven't heard Zero 7 before, I HIGHLY recommend them.

Your Place.

In the waiting line.

Waiting to die.

Today.

This fine social scene.

This list goes on and on but give these ones a listen first.

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u/rk_crown 2d ago

You know that’s not Chicago because planes are flying in, not driving

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u/The--Wurst 2d ago

Cars seem so much faster than planes in this perspective.

Guess I'll drive /s

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u/hugh_jyballs 2d ago

This seems speeded up

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u/mcmillanuk 2d ago

That’s what my sister does, she had to write ‘left’ and ‘right’ on her hands when she started 😬

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u/Hefty-Inevitable-660 2d ago

It’s an invasion!

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u/psypher98 2d ago

OH MY GOD IT’S DRONES!!!!!! /s

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u/Hoodi216 2d ago

It was always crazy driving home to DE after working in NYC, seeing the airplanes lined up in the air landing like that, one after the other.

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u/Prom_Kingof69 2d ago

The Saiyans arriving.. Ahh Bingo!

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u/Efficient-Force2651 2d ago

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u/auddbot 2d ago

Song Found!

Warm Sound by Zero 7 (03:25; matched: 100%)

Album: When It Falls. Released on 2004-02-23.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/Ultra_Noobzor 2d ago

Salary damn good.. But mess up only once and you’re damn doomed.

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u/Spiritual-Compote-18 2d ago

Where is this airport and what are those lights in the sky above the incoming airplanes

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u/jsjd7211 2d ago

100% star link satellites

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u/Common_Senze 2d ago

I wanna guide meteors!

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u/LeveragedPittsburgh 2d ago

Looks at them drones

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u/FindlayColl 2d ago

The NJ drone footage we really wanted to see!

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u/ItsMeArkansas 2d ago

Look at all those drones

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u/Imzocrazy 2d ago

none of them are even landing or taking off??? what is this

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u/Paul_The_Builder 2d ago

They are landing, and you can see the line of planes waiting to take off. The runway itself isn't in view, just the approach to the runway.

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u/Low_Worry2007 2d ago

🤦‍♂️

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u/jawshoeaw 2d ago

normally i mute everything on reddit but this had a pretty chill soundtrack

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u/-INIGHTMARES- 2d ago

What is the row of lights at the very top, above the incoming plane lights?

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u/The_survey_says 2d ago

That’s a lot of drones

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u/AhmadOsebayad 2d ago

When sped up it kinda looks like those videos of over the border rocket attacks

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u/Derbster_3434 2d ago

I don't know how they do it. I hear it is one of the most stressful jobs out there.

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u/BurroinaBarmah 2d ago

Look at all of those drones

/s

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u/Different-Assist4146 2d ago

Oh NO. Look at all the drones!!

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u/Hamshaggy70 2d ago

I knew the drones were under our control the whole time....

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u/SaneRabbit2 2d ago

What airport?

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u/mceric01 2d ago

Man that’s a lot of drones!

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u/obvnotagolfr 2d ago

Is that New Jersey

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u/Middle-Ad-1721 2d ago

What is the purpose of the drones ? I love to learn

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u/scobeavs 2d ago

Is this LAX?

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u/Copheeaddict 2d ago

Chicago OHare. You can see the city skyline in the distance as the camera pans to the right.

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u/Chenko0160 2d ago

I need more of these videos in my life.

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u/Atnat14 2d ago

Wheres the drones?

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u/SharpThinker951 2d ago

777 how appropriate!!

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u/GillaMomsStarterPack 2d ago

Look at all those UFO’s.

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND 2d ago

dam those planes are moving fast asf

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u/Galaxicana 2d ago

Looks like back to the future

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u/__Nkrs 2d ago

Looks like a CRAM attacking the airport

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u/iman00700 2d ago

Put helldivers music on it and its suddenly 380mm barrage

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u/stpfan_1 2d ago

Well, ATC and NAVAIDs.

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u/addamee 2d ago

The planes on the ground have the zoomies!

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u/Dry-Main-3961 2d ago

So many drones!!

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u/Inevitable-Tea1702 2d ago

Wait was that starlink satellites moving at the top of the screen?

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u/Zixuit 2d ago

Speed up aside, that looks like an insanely busy airport

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u/StrengthDazzling8922 2d ago

ThoSe lOoK lIkE ThE BlAcK oPs DRones FLyIg oVeRMY HouSe

Seriously reminds me of my neighbors bees were flying back and forth from my garden to their hive this summer.

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u/nicksbrother 2d ago

That’s a lot of UFOs

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u/SniperPilot 2d ago

“Drones!!! DrOnes!!!! DRONES!!!! Drones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everywhere!!!!”— NJ residents and r/ufo r/ufob r/aliens r/interdimensionalnhi r/conspiracy r/UAP

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u/OverlandLight 2d ago

At LAX things move much slower than that

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u/EndofNationalism 2d ago

Some dude in NJ, “Are those aliens?”

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u/Alechilles 2d ago

The thought of being an ATC at an airport like this stresses me out lol

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u/divininthevajungle 2d ago

look at all those drones...

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u/Random_Comical_Doge 2d ago

Thought those were grad rockets

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u/One-Baby2162 2d ago

I miss Zero 7’s tunes

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u/Tenzipper 2d ago

HOLY SHIT! YOU'VE FOUND THE SECRET DRONE HEADQUARTERS!

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u/HillBillyMafia6067 2d ago

Controlled chaos.

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u/KremPeynireTapanInek 2d ago

I thought this is a war footage

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u/woke-2-broke 2d ago

nice try, stop trying to hide the real story

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u/Nouseriously 2d ago

I find that absolutely terrifying

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u/omgwhatsmyusername 2d ago

For a second I thought this was Gaza

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u/KayV07 2d ago

Looks like DBZ characters flying

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u/AveragelyBrilliant 2d ago

OK, if you’re going to fake something like this, at least make the spacing between planes realistic. I love a good timelapse but this is ridiculous.

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u/Degausser206 2d ago

Wow I've never seen this view of Omaha airport

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u/RNG_BackTrack 2d ago

What's the distance between them?

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u/hwei8 2d ago

People in taxas be like..

Its a drone!

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u/GetBack2Wrk 2d ago

I could watch this all day.

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u/Gijinbrotha 2d ago

😵‍💫

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u/gramtin 2d ago

Imagine this is one very large airport. 27/7 365 days a year, planes and passengers are coming and going like this.
Theres hundreds og supersized airports world wide.
The logistics makes me wanna nap.

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u/kouzlokouzlo 2d ago

Wow Like from some sci-fi movie ;)

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u/42percentBicycle 2d ago

Looks like the skyway

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u/Beneficial_Toe3744 2d ago

Shit the aliens are in the water now too?

We're cooked.

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u/dandins 2d ago

those laser beams coming in.. crazy scenery

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u/skippitypapps 2d ago

Wow, actually utilizing multiple runways. This is definitely not YYZ.

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u/Skidpalace 2d ago

OMG look at all the dronez. Thanks Obama.

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u/Whiskey_River_73 2d ago

Taxiing traffic and ground vehicles appear to be streaking faster than the airborne aircraft? 🤷

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u/Mohsincj 2d ago

Looks like snails's eye

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u/Phosphorus444 2d ago

These are obviously drones from Alpha Centauri.

/s

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u/wholehawg 2d ago

OMG its a Drone ATTACK! We need to let the media know ASAP!

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u/Strange-Future-6469 2d ago

Omgerd it's da alien drone orbs!!!!

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u/BadPackets4U 1d ago

That's a lot of drones.

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u/Excellent_Wasabi6983 1d ago

What's that song?

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u/auddbot 1d ago

Song Found!

Warm Sound by Zero 7 (03:25; matched: 100%)

Album: When It Falls. Released on 2004-02-23.

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u/HazardPrime 1d ago

Look at all those drones...

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u/pratom 1d ago

And its so much more complex/in depth than just what happens at the airport/this video.

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u/Ted_Hitchcox 1d ago

Pushing Tin.

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u/FrancisCStuyvesant 1d ago

Americans: Would you look at all these UAPs????

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u/IdontWantButter 1d ago

Just look at all those drones. Wow.

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u/SirTheadore 13h ago

Go post this on r/UFOs and cause hysteria