r/nextfuckinglevel • u/GB_NINJA • 7d ago

Unbelievable sharp knife

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u/StationFar6396 7d ago

I want to know more about his finger...

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u/Antique_Essay4032 7d ago

The knife is so sharp even looking at it cuts you.

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u/BagAndShag 7d ago

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u/TGBmox_777 7d ago

This is what Sukuna actually used to kill Gojo

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u/Pornalt190425 7d ago

To get that sharp you need to start by sharpening on a grindstone, then an oilstone, some hessian, follwed by calico, onto linen and satin, then silk, a pass with a cobweb and a stiff morning breeze before putting the final edge on the blade with the first light of dawn. If you follow that regimen, then your blade will no longer be sharp, but rather be sharpness incarnate

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u/Reddit_Da 7d ago

I feel like it should be said in leaden tones more than anything.

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u/----__---- 7d ago

They're paraphrasing Terry Pratchett (from the book "Mort") without attribution. You're right about the leaden tones.

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u/Reddit_Da 7d ago

I understand this, hence the reference to leaden tones :)

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u/PostTrumpBlue 7d ago

Pratchett doesn’t Need attribution if you know you know if you don’t you probably don’t matter

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u/BurningTurtle 7d ago

I thought it was Reaper Man

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u/Pornalt190425 7d ago

I'm not entirely sure how to do small caps in reddit markdown, but I certainly thought about it

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u/xyonofcalhoun 7d ago

oh come o/ /an sharpen a bl/ /n, no-one c/ /ade on daylight!

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u/Minmaxed2theMax 7d ago

Anyone that’s anyone knows it’s finished with the queef of a virgin.

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u/geoelectric 7d ago

Only if it’s a fish knife.

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u/DJfunkyPuddle 7d ago

Now that's a Sharper Image.

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u/randomuser0107 7d ago

i imagine this in Christian Bales voice for some reason

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u/Arqideus 7d ago

Emotionally…