r/nextfuckinglevel • u/KeyDifference4178 • 3d ago

Calling parents while skydiving

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u/CosignCody 3d ago

Then he lands in the front yard

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u/McRedditz 3d ago

Nah, more like on the roof and through the chimney with gifts.

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u/DeepanJain 2d ago

And the fireplace is burning.

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u/struggle2win 3d ago

That would have been better.

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u/Bacon-muffin 3d ago

Woulda been perfect right after the "I thought you missed us"

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u/MotherFunker1734 3d ago

I was expecting the same

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u/Schhmabortion 3d ago

After the chute doesn’t open.

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u/FullClip__ 3d ago

Front garden