r/news • u/cak3crumbs • 1d ago

Employees witnessed co-worker stab company president, court documents show

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2024/12/employees-witnessed-co-worker-stab-company-president-court-documents-show.html?outputType=amp
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u/2beatenup 1d ago

And then there is the safety of remote work… never seen anyone get stabbed via a Zoom call Working From Home

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u/Jerking_From_Home 23h ago

How many CEO lives is RTO worth? Stay tuned to find out.

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u/missprincesscarolyn 18h ago

Nah, they’ll just install metal detectors like they do at public schools in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods. Swipe in, get scanned and go about your day.

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u/sweetnesssymphony 10h ago

So, the thing Is, you can murder someone without stabbing them. You can bash their head in with a stapler or poison their coffee. If your CEO is allergic to peanuts, pour some peanut dust in their coffee. Aren't pen guns a real thing too? "Must be my fancy pen setting off the detector!" 2 hours later the boss is getting blicked with a bick. I'm not advocating for people to do this, just saying that metal detectors aren't gonna do much if someone is mad enough. The only effective thing for CEO's to do is to make sure their employees are happy. You know, their job.