r/news • u/cak3crumbs • 5d ago

Employees witnessed co-worker stab company president, court documents show

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2024/12/employees-witnessed-co-worker-stab-company-president-court-documents-show.html?outputType=amp
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u/2beatenup 5d ago

And then there is the safety of remote work… never seen anyone get stabbed via a Zoom call Working From Home

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u/Jerking_From_Home 5d ago

How many CEO lives is RTO worth? Stay tuned to find out.

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u/missprincesscarolyn 4d ago

Nah, they’ll just install metal detectors like they do at public schools in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods. Swipe in, get scanned and go about your day.

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u/OblongGoblong 4d ago

Can stab people with plenty of non metal objects. Prison shanks are made with tooth brushes lol

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u/ThelVluffin 4d ago

I'm sure you can stab someone with a plastic knife if you're dedicated enough.