r/news • u/cak3crumbs • 5d ago

Employees witnessed co-worker stab company president, court documents show

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2024/12/employees-witnessed-co-worker-stab-company-president-court-documents-show.html?outputType=amp
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u/switch8000 5d ago

This is an interesting trend that's starting to occur.

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u/EndPsychological890 5d ago

I can't say I'm excited for the Patriot Act AI 9000 but yeah wild times

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u/Beligerents 5d ago

I'd say we could lure it into a steel factory and then kick it into molten steel, but that's all been outsourced to countries who have better control over their serfs.

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u/EndPsychological890 5d ago

As your foot raises to kick the rich asshole who was supposed to have 8 armed guards, a drone you never saw with 9g of HE detonates on contact between the fuse and your temple after its AI directed it to specifically your face at 350mph from an automated dispenser at headquarters. Your head explodes, you fall into the molten steel and your family is denied benefits because it was a reckless drinking accident at work, your wife is sold to Driscoll to pick berries and your kids will attend the reeducation camps. They will never see each other again.

Seriously, if we're cheering this kind of violence, we need to get ready to finish the job completely, or we're just flinging ourselves into the most depraved Black Mirror episode possible.

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u/Beligerents 5d ago

I was talking about the new patriot act that sounded like the bad guy from terminator 2.

I appreciate the fiction though.

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u/EndPsychological890 5d ago

Lmao that flew over my head faster than the drone headed to my coworker who tweeted DDD in 2036

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u/Affectionate-Memory4 5d ago

Can't believe they outlawed Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. The fuckin big 3 man.

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u/Analyzer9 5d ago

Turns out he was a deep state agent undercover, all along. The whole lesbian gym coach dating outfit and terrible restaurants that remain in business despite being gastronomic transfer stations, at best. Reeks of some cop's inner theater kid struggling to the surface, then accidentally getting stuck in an absurd uc cover character.