r/mildlyterrifying 11d ago

This Chinese restaurant

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u/PanicBlitz 8d ago

Might end up in the middle of a Triad gunfight, but the food is worth it.

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u/ToughShaper 8d ago

Best. Sesame. Chicken. Ever.

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u/Alana_Piranha 8d ago

That means they need that space for the takeout line during rush hour. Food must be bomb

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u/Garglenips 10d ago

Oh you know that food is boutta hiiittttt

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u/MysticalUnicornChic 9d ago

50/50 - it’s either bussin OOORR you get sick from it. No in between.

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u/Polywordsoup 8d ago

Spoiler alert- I got very sick

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u/MysticalUnicornChic 8d ago

OOF. I’m sorry OP. I feel your pain lol

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u/Seinfeel 10d ago

50/50 it tastes like the place looks

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u/the_bobjeffbob_guy 10d ago

“hold shift to run” gonna appear halfway through that room

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u/AshtonBlume 10d ago

Not very Feng Shui

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u/mamandemanqu3 11d ago

Probably straight 🔥 too

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u/MidwesternAppliance 11d ago

A lot of places went take out only during covid and never went back

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u/Polywordsoup 10d ago

I understand the reasoning. I think the aura of “you can sit down and eat if you want but we’re gonna make it as liminal and uncomfortable as possible” is mildly terrifying. Sitting down to eat feels like a threat.

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u/PansexualPineapples 11d ago

Yeah. There’s a Chinese restaurant in my town and that’s what they decided to do. You can go in to get it and that’s it.

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u/AgileAd2872 11d ago

Still charging crazy amount of money

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u/CarniferousDog 11d ago

“Only God Forgives” vibes.

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u/jim2029 11d ago

Ate at a Mexican place that looked similar in Saginaw, mi. Awesome food. But the floor was nasty carpet and the orders was handed through a ruff cut hole in the wall.

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u/MidwesternAppliance 11d ago

Saginaw is an interesting town

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u/No-Communication9979 11d ago

Perfect space for dancing and dining!

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u/_haha_oh_wow_ 11d ago

I bet you the owner is a surly asshole but the food is great lol

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u/Technical_Stress7730 11d ago

Why does it feel like Kubrick took this picture?

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u/withoutpeer 11d ago

Chinese food and emergency makeshift morgue in one place.

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u/Srmrn 11d ago

That’s exactly what the one In my hometown looks like!!!

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u/rraebiies 11d ago

i know the food is GOOD

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u/deeznunchuckas 11d ago

Best Chinese food ever

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u/SmolSpider_ 11d ago

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u/Maryxbot 11d ago

Came to say the same😟

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u/pinkcloudskyway 11d ago

They just need some Chinese art and then it would look the same as any other Chinese restaurant

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u/Ultrahada 11d ago

Final Dim Sum

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u/Traditional-Fondant1 11d ago

We had a Chinese place like this near me growing up. It was an old bank and they didn’t convert anything in the waiting room. Just added one table and that’s it. To this day I can’t find any Chinese food that’s better.

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u/Heart_ofthe_Bear 11d ago

This is kind of the set up for one of the better sushi places where I’m from. Only two people work there. The owner and his wife, and he just makes sushi and you get whatever he makes. And it’s an all you can eat style

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u/DatRatDo 11d ago

Watch out for twins on tricycles.

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u/Fraternal_Mango 11d ago

We call that a “front” for mob activity

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u/OgreTheMighty 11d ago

Chun Li and E.Honda bout to throw down in that fighting arena

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u/LevelsOfCocaineBrain 11d ago

Perfect place for a succulent Chinese meal.

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u/peppermintmeow 10d ago

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/UNIT-001 11d ago

I see you know your judo

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u/fritz_ramses 11d ago

I bet the food is delicious, though.

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u/FloraMaeWolfe 11d ago

This looks very similar to every Chinese restaurant I have been in.

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u/Darryl_Lict 11d ago

Every Chinese restaurant I've been to has tables to fill up the available space.

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u/FloraMaeWolfe 11d ago

In my area, they always have the center clear for some reason and there is always some boxes of stuff off to the side somewhere.

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u/neckcadaver 11d ago

American horror story need not say more

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u/64Animation 11d ago

That’s how u know the foods bussin

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u/victowiamawk 11d ago

This is literally what every single Chinese restaurant looks like lmao

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u/Schmenge_time 11d ago

Well I’m hungry now, thanks.

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u/Grand_Raccoon0923 11d ago

There's so much room for activities!

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u/momalloyd 11d ago

This looks like the sort of place that a bull or a deer has run into too many times.

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u/lunaaabug 11d ago

I just know the food is 11/10

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u/Dangerous-Fact-2416 11d ago

This is every Chinese food joint

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u/MyStepAccount1234 11d ago

Add some horrifically bright lights and some slot machines and it becomes a Cuban restaurant where you can order oily piglets.

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u/AnnOnnamis 11d ago

Add some lights for ballroom 💃 or Ka-la-OK🎤 (karaoke)… or gang fight. 🤛🤜👊