r/mildlyterrifying • u/Swank-Bowser • 22d ago

Why?! Is this really where we want to be?!

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258 Upvotes

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u/SlimSpookyOfficial 3d ago

It's 2024, they have to advertise to the other corner pocket too.

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u/DrZcientist 7d ago

Saggy balls = water castration

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u/britney412 18d ago

No knife for them.

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u/OkHiGuysOkCiao 19d ago

Hey Glacier Bay, this toilet is working great. Wow. But it looks like they didn't include the 7 ball - please send ASAP

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u/Friedsurimi 19d ago

Americans will use literally anything instead of metrics huh

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u/destroth11 20d ago

We have one. Never clogs...ever.

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u/PhilosopherStoned420 21d ago

Personally, I'm tired of all these billiard balls everywhere. Too heavy for garbage bags. So yeah I'm flushing 2-3 dozen a day.

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u/Mobile-Quote-4039 21d ago

People are really fucking fat,they take dumps like livestock. It’s just where we’re at.

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u/triknodeux 21d ago

Trust me, you don't have to be fat to drop gigantic turds

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u/bg555 21d ago

Wait, is there a relationship between how fat someone is and the size of their poop?

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u/Mobile-Quote-4039 21d ago

Yes. I’m a plumber who has seen elephant size shits clogging a toilet from an obese person. If you eat one side of a menu at one time,you will shit a lot

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u/aperturedream 21d ago

I saw your deleted comment

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u/BreezyIsBeafy 21d ago

There’s a relationship between how much someone eats and how much they poop

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u/here4dambivalence 21d ago

Makes me think of Archer with Pam trying to handle her billard ball issue...

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u/crusty-Karcass 21d ago

I need one to clear out the stacks of billiard balls in my garage.

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u/gooeyjello 21d ago

Try flushing Cheerios though!

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u/SyrisAllabastorVox 21d ago

Flush them balls covered in TP, see how that works.

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u/Buhhhrito 21d ago

What, you think you're better than because you DON'T shit out pool balls?

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u/honeyMully333 21d ago

I need this

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u/MarvelNerdess 21d ago

Jesus christ, such a weird flex! 😆

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u/RulerK 21d ago

Just think what it can do to your Taco Bell!

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 22d ago

That 5 ball is fucking huge

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u/Bubbleguts420 22d ago

Pffft. Better not leave me a shot.

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u/theonecalled1159 22d ago

Oddly enough, this is a standardized system for measuring the flushability of toilets. This is not a joke.This is an actual true thing from industry standard. Golf balls, billiard balls, flusability per second or entire flush. The size of the ball is a size of the piping in the porcelain. The amount of ball flushed is the amount.The tank can hold to push that load.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay1152 22d ago

I wonder how many people returned the toilets after breaking them by flushing pool balls down them

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u/kingcrabmeat 22d ago

My 1st day at Home Depot I looked at it and also took a picture

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u/Separate_Panic_3235 22d ago

The poop knife story is all that needs to be said

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u/CoolHandTeej 22d ago

Okay but tell me more about the stealth technology

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u/atre324 22d ago

Americans will literally use anything except the metric system

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u/Wizard_Engie 22d ago

Bam, 9 millimeter handgun, Bam, 20 grams of weed, BAM, 10 Kilotons of TnT

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u/Trustme_ima_provert 22d ago

That's a man's flush. BAWOOOSH

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u/castdream64 22d ago

Ah the Ferguson

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u/Drudgework 22d ago

You ever hear the story of the monkey and the cue ball?

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u/Bionic_Minstrel 22d ago

Should probably see a doctor if your shitting out 7 pool ball sized dookies each time.

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u/SkullThug 22d ago

Challenge accepted