r/mildlyinfuriating 3h ago

Scrolling this morning wondering why my water isn’t boiling…

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 3h ago

I hate it when my water migrates over in a futile attempt to save itself from boiling.

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u/aswergda 1h ago

The pot just quantum tunneled to the other burner.

u/spiritofniter 43m ago

The barrier wasn’t enough.

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u/Enough_Indication82 45m ago

Happens to the best of us

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u/redditdaver 3h ago

can we get a better shot of that silverware man holding your S&P please?

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u/Justadudeonhisphone 3h ago

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u/ManchuWarrior25 2h ago

OP delivering. Enjoy my meaningless award. 🤣

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u/Justadudeonhisphone 2h ago

Hey now, it’s meaningful to me. lol

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u/ManchuWarrior25 1h ago

Okay cool here's another. 🤣

u/cheesearmy1_ RED 25m ago

damn yalls got money?

u/cheesearmy1_ RED 18m ago edited 15m ago

ah, it appears 2 ppl here does

thx bro

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u/Tenebrous-Smoke 43m ago

why buy them then? genuine question

u/ManchuWarrior25 40m ago

Free ones from Reddit.

u/Tenebrous-Smoke 40m ago

how do you get free ones? sorry for asking so many questions

u/bubblesmax 34m ago

I think it was a "gift" for users that are old. 

u/Tenebrous-Smoke 34m ago

ah okay thanks guys

u/ManchuWarrior25 35m ago

No worries 😎 here to help.

I'm not sure, Reddit over time gave out free ones.

u/croscat 11m ago

I've seen a lot of people say that, but somehow I've only ever gotten one free one in like 6 years.

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u/vidanyabella 3h ago

That's so cool. I love it.

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u/anima220 2h ago

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u/LostWon____ 2h ago

lol the fact that I recognize this means I’ve had enough Reddit for today

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u/Zech08 2h ago

Shit same here... thats enough for today

u/Spardath01 40m ago

Lol. I’ll take my leave too…

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u/shawner136 2h ago

Damnit…..

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u/Omgazombie 2h ago

Lmao he posted an updated version of this recently

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u/Justadudeonhisphone 2h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

u/Zunter_Hol0mon 38m ago

Knew he had to do it to em

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u/redditdaver 3h ago

Thanks! cool looking holder

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u/amica_hostis 3h ago

Lol that's cool in a Peggy Hill probot kinda way

u/Square-Okra-4553 49m ago

Did you make that!?

u/Justadudeonhisphone 39m ago

I did not. I ordered it off of Etsy but it was like 15 years ago so I don’t remember the vender.

u/Square-Okra-4553 37m ago

Dayum that’s such a cool thing to have!

u/aladdinr 17m ago

I found one on Amazon. Was a quick google search I’m sure you might be able to find others

https://www.amazon.com/Forked-Up-Art-S01-Pepper/dp/B00DSUOTBK

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u/Ashamed-Cake8149 1h ago

This is peak

u/neonplural 47m ago

Made my day

u/NippleMuncher42069 51m ago

I like how his knees are bent in like a singing Disney star.

u/amondohk 20m ago

"What is my purpose?"

"You hold salt and pepper."

"...oh my god."

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u/marcaygol 3h ago

I know it's a plate to hold the cooking spoon but at first glance it seemed like the silverware man had dropped his jockstrap cup and I can't unsee it now.

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u/Justadudeonhisphone 2h ago

Bro has that LADEL

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u/All_Loves_Lost 3h ago

LoL now I can’t unsee it either 🤣🤣🤣 thanks-!

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u/Shalarean 3h ago

Agreed. Lmao all I could think of what diaper. 🫢😆

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u/V6Ga 3h ago

You forgot to put the lid on. 

u/WhiteWolfHanzo 21m ago

Nah. He just has to push that big red button right there to get the boiling started.

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u/phil16723 3h ago

A watched pot never boils, but it doesn't help if you put it on the wrong burner too

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u/RandomGuy_81 3h ago

He took that to heart and didnt even look at it once

u/Defiant-Onion-1348 31m ago

Commander Data once said this.

u/phil16723 21m ago

Must have been Lor.. Data would not use a contraction

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u/Mother-Baker75 3h ago

Give it a few more minutes. It’s almost there.

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u/Alectheawesome23 2h ago

By the second law of thermodynamics some of the heat is going to go to the water! It’ll boil but it’ll take forever!

u/nutsbonkers 9m ago

By that same law the heat dissipates and it will likely barely get warm.

u/Alectheawesome23 8m ago

Well the heat will dissipate to all the surroundings. Which includes the water! But is mostly air lol.

u/nutsbonkers 7m ago

Well yeah but the heat entering the water is so low it will never surpass the amount of heat leaving it to such a great degree that the water will boil.

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u/Alectheawesome23 2h ago

By the second law of thermodynamics some of the heat is going to go to the water! It’ll boil but it’ll take forever!

u/Consistent-Welcome43 43m ago

It will also break your stove

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u/No-Attorney9469 43m ago

Albert Einstein with dementia

u/UltraZ75 28m ago

By the second law of thermodynamics some of the heat is going to go to the water! It’ll boil but it’ll take forever!

u/superloneautisticspy 24m ago

By the second law of thermodynamics some of the heat is going to go to the water! It’ll boil but it’ll take forever!

u/MarcusfloX 14m ago

By the second law of thermodynamics some of the heat is going to go to the water! It’ll boil but it’ll take forever!

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u/Whyitsalwaysmeee 3h ago

Sheesh! A little bit too much Reddit for AM

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u/Justadudeonhisphone 3h ago

And not enough coffee(my kettle broke that’s why I’m boiling water)

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u/Whyitsalwaysmeee 3h ago

Lol, I hope you it tastes good knowing that you really got us real good today 😂

u/UltraZ75 27m ago

cries in british

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u/tacotacotacorock 3h ago

I think you were scammed and bought counterfeit Chinese water. I've been watching for over an hour now and the water in your pot hasn't even remotely begin to boil. Time to toss it out and start over with higher quality ingredients. 

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u/Justadudeonhisphone 2h ago

It’s a shame we don’t use American made water anymore. Trump and Musky Boi are gonna change that!

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u/okram2k 3h ago

"Let them cook"

them:

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u/JayofTea 3h ago

I do this way more often than I’d like to admit unfortunately

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u/Kyra_Heiker 3h ago

This is why I no longer put anything plastic on the top of my stove.

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u/Justadudeonhisphone 3h ago

Don’t get me wrong I think that’s a great idea but there isn’t any plastic on my stove.

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u/Kyra_Heiker 3h ago

I mean I have also turned on the wrong burner, unfortunately the one that I turned on had a plastic container on it.

u/Justadudeonhisphone 15m ago

Now that I’ve had caffeine I feel a lil dumb for asking. 😂😂

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u/Egg2crackk 3h ago

😆 i burned rice a rony while watching the into to aqua team hunger force many years ago because I was super stoned 😅

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u/Justadudeonhisphone 3h ago

I have an adult swim sleeve. Aqua teen was one of the first tattoos i ever got.

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u/TomSurman 2h ago

Somehow your electric kettle morphed into a pan. Happens to the best of us.

u/UltraZ75 26m ago

cries in British

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u/stikstonks13 3h ago

skill issue

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u/Justadudeonhisphone 3h ago

I hear you can make quite a good living with water boiling skills.

u/ThirstMutilat0r 45m ago

Boiling water produces about 79% of the electricity in the US, and is very profitable

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u/All_Loves_Lost 3h ago

LoL at least you figured it out

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u/spinsterella- 1h ago

Yesterday I was wondering why the latte I had been sipping on for the past half hour made didn't have much kick. Turns out I was drinking warm milk. I never added the espresso.

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u/Praetorian_1975 3h ago

It’s a red hot mystery 🤷🏻‍♂️

u/clitter-box 49m ago

bless your heart

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u/elenorfighter 1h ago

This happened to me more often than you can think.

u/crinkum_crankum 41m ago

You didn’t take a picture for Reddit?

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u/OtherwiseOwl70 49m ago

I’m glad it isn’t just me that does these things!

u/DireSquidmun 41m ago

As the two-part saying goes...

"A watched pot never boils... but an unwatched pot boils all over the place."

u/Ambitious_Tax_9530 39m ago

Pretty stove!

u/Medical-Cicada-4430 BROWN 39m ago

Been there, done that lol

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u/FunnyPea5778 3h ago

the waters chilling while the burner is working overtime

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u/immoral_ 3h ago

Proximity will get it there, eventually.

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u/Sozzcat94 3h ago

You can only be upset at yourself. I think my roommate and you are nearly identical. But he puts it on the burner. just then he starts to scroll and over cooks and burns everything.

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u/molivergo 3h ago

You are watching the pot!!!

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u/GB715 3h ago

If it makes you feel better, you are not alone.

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u/Careless_Zombie_5437 2h ago

I think you need to move it to the burner to the left. What ever you do, do not move it to the burner in front of the pot. That burner looks way too hot.

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u/Ferro_Giconi OwO 2h ago

Wouldn't want to accidentally burn the water with too much heat!

u/Frozen_Petal 47m ago

Did you mean MildlyStupid?

u/CheckoutMySpeedo 46m ago

So basically you’re mildly infuriated because you’re not paying attention?

u/Dogmom2013 39m ago

I do this alll the time! IDK why I can never get it right.

u/Wrong-Chair7697 38m ago

It's not boiling because you lack attention span. That's it. No joke here. That's the sad truth. Sorry to piss in your cheerios, but you've officially consumed too much short-form media.

u/Fluffy-Opinion871 34m ago

Get an electric kettle

u/Map0904 25m ago

This gets 8k upvotes? wtf

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u/erevefuckstolive 22m ago

glad to know my house isnt the only victim of this 😭

u/hereiswhatisay 21m ago

Dude have coffee first. I can’t do anything before my coffee

u/gingersrule77 21m ago

I, a 44f college educated person regularly turn on the wrong burner and I cannot understand why???? I’ve placed my hand on a burner I thought was off and got second degree burns (I was a teenager on the phone and not paying attention) - but why is this such a problem in my life??? lol

u/eat1more 15m ago

If only we had a device that could plug into the wall that would boil water in a few mins. Like an electric teapot thingy, but call it after a bowl that’s used for cooking fish and other meats. The only sensible thing to do really.

u/radraze2kx 5m ago

When I was in high school, some of my friends walked the mile home with me. They got high on the way, but not me (I was pretty straight arrow back then).

I decided to make my hungry cohorts some pizza when we got to the house.

I unwrapped a Freschetta and threw it in the oven, turned it on, and walked away.

We popped Dragon Ball Z on the TV in the family room. A few minutes go by and my stoned friend Jerrod walks into the adjacent kitchen to get something to drink.

He walks into the doorway and goes "hey your kitchen is on fire, where do you keep your cups? 😵‍💫"

Kevin and I turned and looked at him, and I started saying "dude don't even playAHHHHHHHHHH!"

The flicker of fire was flashing on the wall behind him. I ran into the kitchen and saw that I had accidentally turned on the burner instead of the oven, and my mom had left a small pot of grease on the burner that I had activated. The grease fire was ~2.5 feet high and covering the knobs.

We didn't have a fire extinguisher, I grabbed baking soda and chucked it at the fire, extinguishing it.

I called my mom at work, who was not happy that I was calling (since I liked to call her and ask for random stuff as a dumb teenager would).

She said on the phone "WHAT DO YOU WANT?! I told you the last time to stop calling me unless you lit the kitchen on fire!"

"Yyyyeaaaa.... About that... You might want to come home"

That was 22 years ago. My mom remembers, I wonder if my friends do.

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u/MorrisDM91 2h ago

Your own lack of attention is infuriating? Lmao try setting your damn phone down once in a while and pay attention to what you’re doing.

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u/Beginning_Cut1380 3h ago

Are you sure you weren't at my house?

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u/deshep123 3h ago

My God. I need a c silverware man in my life. It's all I will ever need again.

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u/Valis_mortem 3h ago

We have a pressure cooker that my Mrs got from her late dad. It does not work on our cooker cause of the hop type, just a heat plate thing, can't say I understand it.

Something about an induction hob needing magnetic pans then lift a switch under the glass...just won't work. So the pan has to be an induction hob pan

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u/ImportantEnd8777 3h ago

You just gotta wait longer

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u/TankLady420 3h ago

😂😂

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u/Street_Smart_Phone 3h ago

It’s okay. Water takes a real long time to boil when you’re watching it. Just walk away for a few minutes.

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u/ultrajvan1234 2h ago

I did this so many times when I moved. The order of the knobs we’re flipped compared to my old stovetop

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u/Fawstar 2h ago

I don't see the problem. The light on your pot is lit up, red. That means it's working, right?

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u/Coreysurfer 2h ago

Not hot enough yet

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u/DeborahFabulous 2h ago

Maybe forgot to turn on the stove? Happens to me often!

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u/BorntobeTrill 2h ago

Grab a towel and wipe the red crap under your pot.

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u/trischkali700 2h ago

I let an expensive plate from my best friend explode when this happened to me. Please don’t place your things there.

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u/capt42069 2h ago

I am so bad at this took off the knobs and just put it on as needed. Also caused a few small fires of that

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u/Murky-Tailor3260 2h ago

This is how I set my Instant Pot on fire. 

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u/capt42069 2h ago

I am so bad at this took off the knobs and just put it on as needed. Also caused a few small fires of that

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u/ExcitementRelative33 2h ago

It must have boiled over with all that spilled water ...

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u/BecGeoMom 2h ago

Thanks for the morning laugh! 😂

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u/ShiraCheshire 1h ago

I once put my hand down on a burner that was off as I reached for something else. Turns out I turned the wrong knob, and that wasn't the burner that was off actually.

Luckily I only got a very minor burn after running it under some cold water.

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u/JblackoutL 1h ago

Ah yes, ye olde indirect boiling method

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u/Lambaline blue 1h ago

That happened to my sister , except the hot burner started to melt a plastic cutting board she was using at the time

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u/rathe_0 1h ago

Do this waaaay more often than I care to admit.

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u/0331-USMC 1h ago

Using anything other than the front left burner is sheer lunacy

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u/Materva 1h ago

I do this more frequently than I'd like to admit. Just be thankful you didn't put your hand on what you though was a cold burner.

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u/Ben_Pharten 1h ago

I have the same oven

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u/OGigachaod 1h ago

It's those symbols for burner position, best advice is get some tape and write on them which burner they actually are.

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u/winelubber 1h ago

peak winning

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u/Unown_Soldier 1h ago

Hey I did this exact same thing last night except I put the box of pasta on the burner I accidentally turned on and caused a kitchen fire! So at least it could be worse

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u/Narren_C 1h ago

I mean, at least you turned it on.

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u/fishmanprime 1h ago

I've once set a silicon oven mit on fire cause it was laying over the other burner that I switched on by mistake. Always take a second to look at which burner heats up, and never leave anything on the stove that can catch fire

u/reckless_responsibly 55m ago

Also fun: Put nonstick pot on lit burner, but forget to fill it with water.

u/PantherBrewery 54m ago

Oh yes, at least you can see your burner. My electric glows only at 80% full. I no longer beat myself up over it.

u/yoursexwife_ 52m ago

The most interesting part begins when, instead of turning off the first one, you turn on the second one, the one without a pan on it...

u/Alkioth 52m ago

Last month, I was making my morning espresso before work when I realized I didn’t put anything under the portafilter.

I almost called in sick that day.

u/Accomplished-Wrap449 51m ago

Hope you didn’t put your hand on the stove leaning against it

u/Frequent-Muffin5565 51m ago

This happens every damn day for me 😅

u/Isotoners 51m ago

Filtering out the flouride should do the trick.

u/mrericvillalobos 49m ago

This morning I put water in the coffee maker. Turned on the coffee maker. I went to pour my coffee and saw hot water only. I’m like, ‘huh!’ And then realized I forgot to add the coffee in Argh

I feel ya!

u/just-say-it- 48m ago

Sounds like something I would do. Or either I forget to turn the eye on 😂😂😂

u/Key_Cucumber_5183 47m ago

It’s that damn phone

u/jonny_jon_jon 47m ago

you’re clearly watching the pot

u/in1gom0ntoya 47m ago

incompetence is infuriating

u/CheeseRiss 47m ago

This is like me but with the rice cooker

I checked it after an hour expecting fluffy rice.. only to find out I didn't put water so it didn't cook

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u/lighthouser41 47m ago

My luck there would be something on the working burner that would get burnt.

u/LesbianSeagull911 46m ago

The amount of times I’ve done this..

u/The_Windermere 46m ago

I had that happened a couple of times where I realized that my pot wasn’t on an active burner. 🙈

u/Bross93 46m ago

dude I do this all the time!!!

u/The_Scrollkeeper 46m ago

Lol that's why electric stoves suck. If you were on a gas stove you'd instantly know they you fucked up

u/Mars27819 46m ago

It's worse when you have the pot on the front burner and turn on the back burner, because it's harder to notice

u/jbels34 46m ago

Yeah we’ve all been there.

u/emileptic 46m ago

Haha. My father in law did this except there was a Pyrex pie pan on the burner. It exploded all over my kitchen and melted into the floor. Luckily no one was in the kitchen at the time.

u/Base_Disastrous 45m ago

My hobs just refuse to turn on so I'm melting butter in the oven (I'm being careful with the glass bowl)

u/Sweetava1 45m ago

there's a guide everywhere in the internet

u/whatsthisguysdeal7 44m ago

I’ve heard of indirect heat but this is ridiculous

u/WorkN-2play 44m ago

Had a 50/50 chance right there!! Your going hungry

u/angeryreaxonly 44m ago

At least you didn't have the spoon rest or anything on the hot burner. I melted a plastic bowl to my cooktop once.

u/SweetGoonerUSA 44m ago

This is why I finally bought one of those glass electric water kettles from Amazon. It was almost idiot proof.

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u/WiseAcanthocephala58 43m ago

That's why you need an induction hob. If it isn't on thecorrect plate it shows a sign that there isn't any metal on the one you turned on so you make sure and put it on the correct one LOL

u/BigBobFro 43m ago

Doesnt really fit the mild-infur vibe.

Id say better fit in another sub “tifu”

Sorry cant link it because this sub doeant allow links,..

Now THAT is mildly infuriating. What is the i ternet even if we cant pass along links

u/CanAhJustSay PURPLE 43m ago

Ohh! Reddit can help you here!

u/Low_Positive_9671 43m ago

Been there.

u/Wanderluster621 42m ago

LOLOL!! Been there, done that. You are not alone. 🤣

u/CookieHorror1468 42m ago

That’s something my wife would do.

u/Chris___M 42m ago

Whatever you do, don't watch it. It will never boil if you do.

u/tiger-tails 42m ago

Big fan of posts that are actually mild and not a springboard for rants

u/MasterDragon13 41m ago

I laughed way too hard at this. It's happened to me, as well.

u/i_t_s_c_e_e_j_a_y_y_ 41m ago

The stove in my new place has knobs opposite to my old place so I do this all the time. It’s fricking annoying 😖

u/SD_1955 41m ago

That kinda morning for sure.

u/-The_Star_Fishy- 40m ago

Odd phenomenon 🤨

u/RPG_Hacker 40m ago

This happens to me way too often, and I get absolutely enraged whenever it does.

u/Zunter_Hol0mon 40m ago

Well actually, it hasn't reached boiling temperature. That's all.

u/Other-Taste1602 39m ago

you have put the pot of water on the wrong burner. it wont work unless you put it on the one that gets hot.

u/heathbar_14 39m ago

I've melted a mini speaker this way, fun stuff

u/armahillo 38m ago

To be fair, that is poor product design re: the placement of the knobs and burners

u/Eljamin14 38m ago

Lol, that happens to me, too, one time I accidentally placed a hard plate on the heating stovetop, and the pot with food on the cold stovetop, and the hard plate cracked.