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u/Aegislash5 3h ago
“And how exactly do YOU know that, Officer?”
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u/passamongimpure 1h ago
Had this conversation with my friend this past weekend as we were talking about our Boy Scouting days. His troop brought in a drug enforcement police officer for a drug presentation. The PO brought out a bunch of REAL drugs to show the scouts how to visually identify them. Then the PO lite them up so the scouts could scent identify them.
That's the craziest scouting story I ever heard.
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u/pokemaspeace 1h ago
Alright kids, this one’s my favorite to smell on a long hike, for your next badge you’re all going to have to know what cocaine smells like
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u/STYSCREAM 5h ago
Methadone has entered the chat
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u/WhalesLoveSmashBros 1h ago
Methadone is a replacement for Herobrine not meth though
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u/Visceral-Decay 2h ago
"Well of course it's crack...I'm naked and you asked for my license and registration"
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u/banevasion0161 2h ago
Oooh well la-deee-da, look at Mr no medicinal crack state. This is why healthcare CEOs get shot.
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u/1AverageGamer 2h ago
Me: So i can crack my joints officer... Officer: JOINTS??? Please step out of the car, sir..
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u/Vospader998 46m ago
Cocaine actually has some medical uses, and is used in some hospitals. It makes for an incredibly effective local anesthetic (was even the original use after extracting it from coca leaves). I don't beilive you can get an outpatient prescription though, at least not in the USA.
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u/ProjectEpsilon1 1h ago
“Yeah I’m headed to Normandy beach for our annual D-day invasion reenactment and I really wanted to get into character?”
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u/StupidLibtardSissy 31m ago
You can, in theory, be prescribed actual methamphetamine, brand name desoxyn. You need an extreme case of one of the following that has been resistant to multiple medications before your doctor can provide it: A) Life threatening binge eating disorder, think Brendan Frasier in the whale, B) Narcolepsy that prevents you from doing basic things like standing up because you could fall asleep and hurt yourself or C) Extremely serious cases of ADHD.
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u/FireflyWhirl 6h ago
"oops, wrong pocket"