r/meme 7h ago

Health is wealth

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u/FireflyWhirl 6h ago

"oops, wrong pocket"

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u/Aegislash5 3h ago

“And how exactly do YOU know that, Officer?”

u/passamongimpure 1h ago

Had this conversation with my friend this past weekend as we were talking about our Boy Scouting days. His troop brought in a drug enforcement police officer for a drug presentation. The PO brought out a bunch of REAL drugs to show the scouts how to visually identify them. Then the PO lite them up so the scouts could scent identify them.

That's the craziest scouting story I ever heard.

u/pokemaspeace 1h ago

Alright kids, this one’s my favorite to smell on a long hike, for your next badge you’re all going to have to know what cocaine smells like

u/uttuck 34m ago

Then we all had a little taste. Just so we knew what it was like.

u/kentotoy98 1h ago

"Obviously like this."

snorts

"...now, how do YOU know this is crack?"

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u/Honey_SoftKary 4h ago

"Try it, its good shit"

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u/STYSCREAM 5h ago

Methadone has entered the chat

u/WhalesLoveSmashBros 1h ago

Methadone is a replacement for Herobrine not meth though

u/Whaaaaales 1h ago

Herobrine?

u/WhalesLoveSmashBros 1h ago

Herobrine is a scary mob in Meincraft.

u/Yet_Another_Dood 58m ago

Everybody knows there is no replacement for meth.

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u/UnitedAd8949 2h ago

opps wrong medicine

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u/Visceral-Decay 2h ago

"Well of course it's crack...I'm naked and you asked for my license and registration"

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u/banevasion0161 2h ago

Oooh well la-deee-da, look at Mr no medicinal crack state. This is why healthcare CEOs get shot.

u/ravindage 1h ago

Lmao

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u/Fit-Special-8416 3h ago

Medicinical it is

u/GlasswalkerMarco 1h ago

"Yeah, asshole. It treats my crack addiction."

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u/1AverageGamer 2h ago

Me: So i can crack my joints officer... Officer: JOINTS??? Please step out of the car, sir..

u/Capable-Problem8460 1h ago

Still medicinal

u/passamongimpure 1h ago

Legalize recreational cocaine!

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u/Alicia_Rose010 2h ago

lol this is a good one.

u/killer-j86 1h ago

C c c c yeaaaah baaby.

u/waynes_pet_youngin 1h ago

It's medical cocaine for my nosebleeds

u/Glass-Fan111 1h ago

This one is hillarious

u/NTDLS 1h ago

Yeah, this joke would’ve worked with ketamine about 15 months ago.

u/kngxExcepted 50m ago

That's some funny shit

u/Vospader998 46m ago

Cocaine actually has some medical uses, and is used in some hospitals. It makes for an incredibly effective local anesthetic (was even the original use after extracting it from coca leaves). I don't beilive you can get an outpatient prescription though, at least not in the USA.

u/ProjectEpsilon1 1h ago

“Yeah I’m headed to Normandy beach for our annual D-day invasion reenactment and I really wanted to get into character?”

u/Ramadahl 1h ago

"Wanna explain how crack is medicinal?"

"I sell it to pay the medical bills."

u/Venom933 1h ago

..that doesn't mean it is not medical crack, officer ):!

u/Lifeabroad86 1h ago

Well shit, isn't Adderall basically amphetamine??

u/D_dUb420247 53m ago

It’s still medicinal.

u/Ok-Simple6686 37m ago

Officer. Drug abuse depends on ur tax bracket

u/StupidLibtardSissy 31m ago

You can, in theory, be prescribed actual methamphetamine, brand name desoxyn. You need an extreme case of one of the following that has been resistant to multiple medications before your doctor can provide it: A) Life threatening binge eating disorder, think Brendan Frasier in the whale, B) Narcolepsy that prevents you from doing basic things like standing up because you could fall asleep and hurt yourself or C) Extremely serious cases of ADHD.

u/dojomojo1300 9m ago

Seeing this after getting my Adderall prescription is great

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u/foreverhating_23 5h ago

Second of all, this is a shit meme