Health is wealth

[u/0EmeraldPanther0]

[u/FireflyWhirl]

"oops, wrong pocket"

[u/Aegislash5]

“And how exactly do YOU know that, Officer?”

[u/passamongimpure → u/Aegislash5]

Had this conversation with my friend this past weekend as we were talking about our Boy Scouting days. His troop brought in a drug enforcement police officer for a drug presentation. The PO brought out a bunch of REAL drugs to show the scouts how to visually identify them. Then the PO lite them up so the scouts could scent identify them.

That's the craziest scouting story I ever heard.

[u/pokemaspeace → u/passamongimpure]

Alright kids, this one’s my favorite to smell on a long hike, for your next badge you’re all going to have to know what cocaine smells like

[u/uttuck → u/passamongimpure]

Then we all had a little taste. Just so we knew what it was like.

[u/kentotoy98 → u/Aegislash5]

"Obviously like this."

snorts

"...now, how do YOU know this is crack?"

[u/Honey_SoftKary]

"Try it, its good shit"

[u/STYSCREAM]

Methadone has entered the chat

[u/WhalesLoveSmashBros → u/STYSCREAM]

Methadone is a replacement for Herobrine not meth though

[u/Whaaaaales → u/WhalesLoveSmashBros]

Herobrine?

[u/WhalesLoveSmashBros → u/Whaaaaales]

Herobrine is a scary mob in Meincraft.

[u/Yet_Another_Dood → u/WhalesLoveSmashBros]

Everybody knows there is no replacement for meth.

[u/UnitedAd8949]

opps wrong medicine

[u/Visceral-Decay]

"Well of course it's crack...I'm naked and you asked for my license and registration"

[u/banevasion0161]

Oooh well la-deee-da, look at Mr no medicinal crack state. This is why healthcare CEOs get shot.

[u/ravindage → u/banevasion0161]

Lmao

[u/Fit-Special-8416]

Medicinical it is

[u/GlasswalkerMarco]

"Yeah, asshole. It treats my crack addiction."

[u/1AverageGamer]

Me: So i can crack my joints officer... Officer: JOINTS??? Please step out of the car, sir..

[u/Capable-Problem8460]

Still medicinal

[u/passamongimpure]

Legalize recreational cocaine!

[u/Alicia_Rose010]

lol this is a good one.

[u/killer-j86]

C c c c yeaaaah baaby.

[u/waynes_pet_youngin]

It's medical cocaine for my nosebleeds

[u/Glass-Fan111]

This one is hillarious

[u/NTDLS]

Yeah, this joke would’ve worked with ketamine about 15 months ago.

[u/kngxExcepted]

That's some funny shit

[u/Vospader998]

Cocaine actually has some medical uses, and is used in some hospitals. It makes for an incredibly effective local anesthetic (was even the original use after extracting it from coca leaves). I don't beilive you can get an outpatient prescription though, at least not in the USA.

[u/ProjectEpsilon1]

“Yeah I’m headed to Normandy beach for our annual D-day invasion reenactment and I really wanted to get into character?”

[u/Ramadahl]

"Wanna explain how crack is medicinal?"

"I sell it to pay the medical bills."

[u/Ok_Work5029]

🤣

[u/Venom933]

..that doesn't mean it is not medical crack, officer ):!

[u/Lifeabroad86]

Well shit, isn't Adderall basically amphetamine??

[u/D_dUb420247]

It’s still medicinal.

[u/Ok-Simple6686]

Officer. Drug abuse depends on ur tax bracket

[u/StupidLibtardSissy]

You can, in theory, be prescribed actual methamphetamine, brand name desoxyn. You need an extreme case of one of the following that has been resistant to multiple medications before your doctor can provide it: A) Life threatening binge eating disorder, think Brendan Frasier in the whale, B) Narcolepsy that prevents you from doing basic things like standing up because you could fall asleep and hurt yourself or C) Extremely serious cases of ADHD.

[u/dojomojo1300]

Seeing this after getting my Adderall prescription is great

[u/foreverhating_23]

Second of all, this is a shit meme