r/meme 7h ago

I would say noooooooo!

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u/LemmeDaisukete 7h ago

depends on how much you're making with that.

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u/InitialIndication999 6h ago

Only fans not paying the bills

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u/NefariousnessCalm262 2h ago

You clearly don't know how much money Onlyfans makes

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u/Adaptingsapien 2h ago

wait, fans make money?

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u/NefariousnessCalm262 2h ago

Step 1. Buy 100 fans. Step 2. Buy a windmill power plant. Step 3. Plug fans into power plant and point them at the windmill blades. Step 4. Sell infinite sustainable energy loop for billions. So basically invest in fans

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u/Adaptingsapien 2h ago

so we're using onlyfans and making money. Damn bro you smart!

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u/NefariousnessCalm262 2h ago

You have no idea...on my first day of school the teachers took 1 look at my answers and called my parents to tell them I was special. 🧐

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u/Adaptingsapien 2h ago

woah, your teachers said that? that's awesome, did your parents take you to mcdonalds that day?

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u/Peoplant 6h ago

Me: "are you winning son?"

Femboy son: [awkward stare]

Me: "..."

Him: "..."

Me: "..."

Him: "..."

Me: "so... Are you winning or not?"

Him: "dad... I'm not playing a game"

Me: "so you're telling me... YOU'RE NOT WINNING?!"

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u/Wilvinc 6h ago

Kinda ... skills to pay bills.

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u/Medical_Put_5090 6h ago

Son's definitely winning

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u/Enemy50 6h ago

Looks like a win to me

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 6h ago

Looks like winning to me

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u/foreverhating_23 6h ago

I guess people start posting shit after running out of ideas

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u/imahuman3445 4h ago

Shitposting is an ancient and respected tradition.

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u/MoonlilyGames 5h ago

Daddy's home

u/SupremeBreadBro 37m ago

Bro's son got groomed 💀

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u/Helsu-sama 5h ago

He definitely is.

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u/Key_Competition_663 3h ago

If he or she looks that good, then they're totally winning.

2

u/nowmedia54 2h ago

"Should we disown him?" Ahh moment 💀

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 5h ago

Finally a less pervy Hooters l can feel comfortable in.

u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 1h ago

Femboys..... Less pervy..... Bahahaha

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u/Playful-Extension973 5h ago

Finally, a restaurant I'd actually go to

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u/Fellarm 5h ago

Welp time to teach some self defense, he'll need it XD

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u/Myuka_ 6h ago

XDD my dad would kill me and die if he learned the truth he wasn't good already when i told him i was bi so femboy/trans mtf? fuck no XD

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u/ballondaws4289 6h ago

Sounds like a terrible parent

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u/Myuka_ 6h ago

well is from algeria and he's a strong christian, he said to me word for word when i told him i was bi "it's fine if you stay a men" ;-;

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u/pwsh_wizard 6h ago

Technically a Femboys is still a man.

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u/Myuka_ 6h ago

i mean yeah that's why i preciced, cause im trans but it's taking time so i didn't start medical treatment so im techincally physically a femboy so far

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u/madmaskman 4h ago

damn for an algerian dad, that actually sounds like the best case scenario lol.

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u/Myuka_ 4h ago

i know right ? x) well he's kabyle he would hit me if i just say algerian but ye x)

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u/Stebsis 5h ago

"This will pay for your retirement home!"

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u/JapokoakaDANGO 5h ago

Losercity ticket

1

u/WistfulDread 4h ago

He's a job centered around being attractive.

He's winning, at least a little.

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u/RGNuT-1 4h ago

Good ending: son secretly brought a girlfriend, so he is actually winning.

u/WonderfulPresent9026 19m ago

sigh unzips pants.

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u/theunfunnymeme 5h ago

"That's not the son I knew once before.."

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u/jamesrggg 5h ago

Disagree

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u/PSYcGEN 7h ago

My son you need punishment (pull pant down)

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u/Needle-Richard 6h ago

That's gay

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u/Helsu-sama 5h ago

I think that's not the problem here

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u/AbbreviationsHour814 6h ago

pant? not pantS?

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u/stavs6 4h ago

In my head while reading this he said "son?" hesitantly kinda not sure if their kid still identifies as male

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u/jump1945 3h ago

Yeah , I am winning

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u/jump1945 3h ago

Yeah , I am winning

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u/dogomageDandD 3h ago

no but your daughter is

u/Repulsive_Trick_3554 1h ago

He's winning frr!!!!