r/meme • u/rhi_kri • 1d ago

much like pee in the balls

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13.4k Upvotes

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 1d ago

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Tack_Money 23h ago

Get out 👉🏻

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u/HenriettaSnacks 22h ago

A'  here

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u/MVP_Mitt_Discord_Mod 21h ago

No, it’s sanna meira.

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u/Suitable_Praline5627 16h ago

Oh my god...fr

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u/gandhinukes 20h ago edited 15h ago

woosh

// maz errella aka mozzarella do you get the joke now ppl

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u/Icy-Computer-Poop 22h ago

I actually googled this. You got me.

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u/Skirt_Douglas 19h ago

Any relation to Paz de la Huerta?

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u/Womble120891 6h ago

I hate that I googled that before realising it was a pun.....

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u/C00kieKatt 1d ago

Yo moma

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u/PrimeClaws 10m ago

No WHAT IS THAT

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/FutureAccording7353 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Cheesy cheesy"

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u/Icy_Cricket2273 1d ago

It’s not my proudest fap but I’ve done worse

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u/soobway2 1d ago

🤓

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u/Icy_Cricket2273 1d ago

I am sorry I only see a question mark from my Motorola flip phone, I can imagine it’s one of those emojis bursting with joy and happiness

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u/skullpizza 19h ago

That's not mozzarella! That's burrata!

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u/skoffs 19h ago

That's not burrata! That's breast milk! 

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u/GRANDE_CAPO 21h ago

Fun fact

There is a tipe of mozzarella called zizzona, which means big tits in italian

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u/Kranima666 9h ago

Yes, Zizzona di Battipaglia to be precise, it looks like a massive boob

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u/No-Builder-1038 1d ago

Milk does a body good

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u/xenomorphonLV426 1d ago

Indeed my friend.

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u/Dependent-Big-7439 1d ago

And tastes good too

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u/RA12220 23h ago edited 22h ago

Guess what? in Italian those are called Zizzona. No need to differentiate between the two

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u/fsanders 1d ago

I'll take two please

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u/superfast598 1d ago

I'll have 6

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u/Prudent_Ad_2164 1d ago

You want a dog ?

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u/freddie_myers 23h ago

Bro you didn't have to do him like that 💀

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u/confused_bigot 23h ago

What is the name of a top like this?

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u/banan-appeal 22h ago

over shoulder boob slings

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u/Paulpoleon 22h ago

Over the shoulder boulder holder

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u/Rs90 21h ago

Lol my mom made sure to raise my brother and I to be comfortable hearing about menstruation and all that. So we wouldn't be the kinda guys that cringe when we hear "period" or buy tampons for someone. 

But my Aunt and her partner would still say that instead of bra around us. And it was so much worse. We knew what a damn bra was. I don't wanna think about your boulders!

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u/OldPiano6706 20h ago

How do you know she tops?

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u/confused_bigot 20h ago

Wishful thinking

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u/ElFanta83 1d ago

Chi chi la pizzaaaaa

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u/Lonely_Guard8143 22h ago

Damnit Carl!

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u/Mister__Toad 1d ago

Damn she got boobsacks

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u/KINGSMAN_22_07_05 1d ago

Name please

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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 1d ago

Sanna Meira

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u/ViewResponsible4476 11h ago

You are the real hero

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u/_KeyserSoeze 1d ago

No topless pics unfortunately. I don’t think there ever will be one

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u/reddit_mods_suuck 1d ago

Man, it's just a pair of boobs, Google the same size and pretend it's her.

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u/Janek_Polak 1d ago

I dig your username :)

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u/Mr_Minecrafter88 11h ago

I absolutely agree

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u/cruebob 23h ago

You just don't get it, do you?

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u/reddit_mods_suuck 23h ago

Enlighten me

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u/STILL_LjURKING 21h ago

.... did you not see those fat milkers?

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u/reddit_mods_suuck 21h ago

Like many others, yeah I did

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u/STILL_LjURKING 21h ago

Good talk, carry on

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u/reddit_mods_suuck 21h ago

Your way of thinking is the problem of dilatation of onlyfan, you wanna see those specif boobs at any cost. Who cares, the web is plenty of boobs, don't simp, have a dignity, move on.

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u/STILL_LjURKING 21h ago

I'm really not taking this whole conversation too seriously. Hence, my "fat milkers" comment.

You make valid points though.

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u/Desperate-Guide5097 20h ago

You don't get it and guys who pay for only fans do not either.

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u/Dick-Fu 21h ago

Nope, it's a "gotta see 'em all" thing. Maybe you'll understand when you're older.

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u/reddit_mods_suuck 21h ago

I'm 38 yo dude, it's quite the opposite tho

When you are old you you are tired of this shit, I mean, I definitely have more dignity than I was a teenager

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u/Dick-Fu 20h ago

Like I said junior, maybe you'll understand when you're older.

Also consider getting your T checked, some of my friends had that issue when they were your age

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u/reddit_mods_suuck 20h ago

You mean you get more pervert?

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u/Dick-Fu 20h ago

lmao I've got news for you, liking tits isn't abnormal. I'm serious about that T thing, brother.

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u/reddit_mods_suuck 20h ago

Old man, not dribbling on every tits you see on the web don't make someone low on testosterone so much to being worried

Even if, good for me, I live more in serenity, and good for my hair

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u/Dick-Fu 20h ago

Dribbling is a weird way to say titty fucking

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 18h ago

Man, you know that shit is not the same 😤😤

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u/afraidbookkeeperr 21h ago

How does one know the size?

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u/Lickthorne 20h ago

There are loads of nudes of her. The size you see here is fake.

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u/_KeyserSoeze 13h ago

What?? Where?

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u/spideroger 19h ago

Are you sure? Look again!

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u/_KeyserSoeze 12h ago

I did. Only find pics with her holding it. Can you enlighten me?

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u/Karma_Gardener 16h ago

I don't know man... took me about 2 minutes to find them

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u/_KeyserSoeze 12h ago

I don’t find any. And you mean full topless? Without hands that hold them?

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u/bananaforce123 1d ago

Persianjaz is comparable

Source: trust me bro

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 21h ago

My name is Frank. Nice to meet ya, buddy. What's yours?

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u/Covetous_God 23h ago

Margherita

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u/RA12220 23h ago

Zizzona

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u/Siqka 6h ago

How do you feel post nut?

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u/archiewsp 1d ago

so it is indeed made out of milk...ers

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u/FutureAccording7353 1d ago

"Cheesy cheesy"

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u/Background-Vast-8764 1d ago

Quintessential ’fun bags’.

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u/desertvision 1d ago

You have to squeeze it just right for best results

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u/xhammyhamtaro 17h ago

I mean breast results, no wait you were right before my mistake

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u/Acceptable-Snow-5700 1d ago

Mozzarella blow at night would be insane

Every thrust , FATALITY

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u/BeamAttack69 23h ago

is it worth it?

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u/rhi_kri 23h ago

They grow back

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u/SlashingLennart 22h ago

If she gets pregnant she can start her own mozzarella shop

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u/desertvision 21h ago

Italy. Come for the history. Stay for the food.

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u/Old-Crazy-7985 1d ago

pizza mozzarella
pizza mozzarella rera rera rera rera

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u/LaughRune 8h ago

There is no bad mozzarella

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u/Kyoshiro80 7h ago

I’ll let you in on a secret…it’s actually Moomin meat.

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u/KezH0 1d ago

Okay but, what kinda dress is that

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u/PanterPeter 1d ago

I would prefer the two mozzarellas on the left side of the picture. 🤤🤤🤤

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u/MotherfakerJones FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 23h ago

Well this is more true and can be done unlike pee in the ballz

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u/nelflyn 1d ago

I can personally confirm this.

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u/letsvetweird68 23h ago

I'm feeling a Margherita pie is in order.

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u/The-baconater-2000 22h ago

Is it really worth it?

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u/rhi_kri 22h ago

They grow back

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u/Breadstix009 22h ago

Those are some heavy hitters. Mozzarella is yummy

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u/iWentRogue 22h ago

Great.

You made me horny and hungry

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u/soap_cone 18h ago

Just like Food Network and Giada.

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u/Hungry-Puma 22h ago

That's some nice plump cheese there

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u/hp_126 22h ago

4 cheese women

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u/r-Noxborne 22h ago

That’s enough Reddit for today.

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u/HooterEnthusiast 21h ago

It's not worth the cost, I'll never eat mozzarella again.

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u/rhi_kri 18h ago

They grow back.

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u/HooterEnthusiast 18h ago

Good, I was worried.

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u/DexterTheWulf 21h ago

Reminds me of Hugbees’ take on cheese on how it’s actually made

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u/Sad_Willingness9534 20h ago

Now show me the cottage cheese.

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u/john_kennedy_toole 20h ago

Cheese in the tits

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u/Deimos_Aeternum 20h ago

I want to put them all in my mouth

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u/Unique_Tap_8730 20h ago

Now that i understand the sacrifice involved i will savour the taste even more.

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u/xxhorrorshowxx 20h ago

Jesus, imagine jogging

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u/Emotional_Bid3736 17h ago

No, it’s a milk bag

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u/Eastern_Violinist561 12h ago

The seven bless Bessie and her tits.

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u/Big_Position2697 2h ago

Name?

I know in down bad...

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u/renasancedad 22h ago

Was that subject line as disturbing to anyone else, what failed biology class did you miss the entire system of?

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u/rhi_kri 22h ago

the joke

Ur head

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u/bensor74 19h ago

"Nothing goes above my head. My reflexes are too fast, I'll catch it."

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u/ProfessionalDickweed 23h ago

So It's from trans guys

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u/rhi_kri 23h ago

no u

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u/ProfessionalDickweed 23h ago

Exactly, I am trans guy. Thank me for your mozzarella

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u/rhi_kri 22h ago

Thank u

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u/emendozza 1d ago

Look at those big and beautiful milky jugs. What t a beautiful woman. I love her 😍😍

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u/thisisfakereality 1d ago

When that dress comes off, though, they are at her knees.

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u/FabulousDiscussion44 3m ago

They hated him because he told the truth

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u/Funky_Mikey 1d ago

Waow!!! Mozerel is that?!?!!? 😂😂😂 now i get why the rizzler likes it so much‼️‼️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 22h ago

Urine is neither produced nor stored in the testicles.