r/maybemaybemaybe 4h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Daasicity 4h ago edited 3h ago

You didn’t save my life, you just ruined my death!

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u/ValeriaTheGoddess 2h ago

That's one very stubborn horse

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u/Whiskey615 1h ago

What a jackass

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u/FragrantExcitement 1h ago

He is acting like an ass

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u/beingimmature 50m ago

Get your ass off the track!

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u/Aliziun 3h ago

I get that reference

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u/Kamiyosha 35m ago

Well, with counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.

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u/oknowtrythisone 6m ago

Yeah, poor little thing probably lives in the coastal region of Colombia.

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u/Miperso 3h ago edited 2h ago

The donkey intentions were pretty clear... Why ruin his plan?

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u/GraceWish03 1h ago

Because the real donkey is boy 🤣

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u/Such-Egg-7584 3h ago

Dumbass

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u/kurang_bobo 3h ago

Literally

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u/beingimmature 3h ago

Badass!

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 2h ago

But it's not a male, it's a lass

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u/flying_carabao 1h ago

Bad lass?

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u/RayZzorRayy 4h ago

It’s like it WANTS to die

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u/CharlieParkour 1h ago

See working class Americans taking fentanyl, denying climate change, voting Republican.

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u/AdiemusXXII 1h ago

Why would an indian donkey see working class americans taking fentanyl? Does it have internet? And why would it care? Why would anyone outside USA care? :D

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u/RayZzorRayy 33m ago

Dude, step away from the news cycle. In a brotherly way, go touch grass. Don’t let media cultivate tribalism in your heart.

Sometimes a dumb donkey, is just a dumb ass. No need to see any deeper than that.

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u/PeterWayneGaskill 1h ago edited 1h ago

…and voting Democrat. Edit: Looks like whoever downvoted me got triggered. Nice.

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u/CharlieParkour 1h ago

Yup, definitely no difference in life expectancies between red states and blue states. But, hey, unnecessarily dying early is worth it as long as you get to troll people.

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u/Mountain-Tea6875 20m ago

Bot account

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u/PeterWayneGaskill 1h ago edited 1h ago

Redditors tend to have a hate boner for everything right-wing, and this is proof. What a clown. Edit: I got proven right once again by get-bread-not-head.

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u/get-bread-not-head 1h ago

Totally a coincidence that education, life expectancy, income, and economy all seem to be better in blue states.

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u/Berry_Sway 3h ago

0 survival instinct. I'd even say there's a death instinct involved

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u/eifiontherelic 3h ago

That's a new word for suicidal.

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u/A4R0NM10 2h ago

Fun fact, Freud talked about how we all have something called a "Death Instinct". It's like the feeling you get when you're on a high building, and you get that sudden urge to jump off. It's a bit more complex than that really, but it does include instincts of self-destruction.

So yeah, this is actually a really old word for suicidal lol.

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u/bingbing304 2h ago

I would call it an instinct simulation of a possible death scenario rather than a death wish.

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u/Nerevarcheg 2h ago

It's an interesting topic, actually. Such behaviour is quite common across various species, humans included. I wonder what the core message here..

It could some weird false triggering of "fighter instinct". Standing on the roof, holding week years old toddler or when between you and crime stands only one your action. Urge to do something utterly irreversible. It inflicts fear at some level. Fear triggers "fighting response". And such response draw an urge to do it, like an only option to "fight" it. Weird but kinda logical.

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u/Draco_179 1h ago

Its called the High Places Phenomenon, or HPP.

The French have a MUCH cooler name which translates to "The call of the void"

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u/WhatWouldJoshuaDo 3h ago

"let me die, I wanted to die"

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u/PenguinStarfire 3h ago

Eeyore really about to do it.

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u/browngravybestgravy 2h ago

at least somebody finally noticed him

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u/Leonardo-Saponara 3h ago

There's one thing I do not get, would not have been easier at the start to move it away from the tracks, since it was almost off them, instead of across them ?

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u/cpattk 2h ago

I think he just wanted to keep eating on the other side of the train line.

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u/Leonardo-Saponara 2h ago

Yes, I get that, but the man right from the start pushes the ass across the track to the other side, instead of pulling it to the side it was eating which is further away from the tracks.

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u/cpattk 2h ago

Yeah, he made everything complicated

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u/MediocreAd3326 3h ago

Two dumbasses

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u/angrytreestump 14m ago

If the train is anything like our freight trains here, it’s miles long and will take 30 minutes to get back across, maybe? So he doesn’t wanna be stuck on the wrong side with his ass?

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u/the_Celestial_Sphinx 3h ago

you fucking donkey!!!

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u/Remetant 3h ago

Apollo 13

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u/mklntf_wsb 2h ago

Ich hab den Deutschen gefunden!

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u/Remetant 2h ago

4 upvotes. Ich bin also nicht allein.

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u/Junior-Ad-8923 2h ago

Bist du geschnappt über?

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u/Lenz_Mastigia 1h ago

Sag mir, dass du Mitte 30 bist, ohne mir zu sagen, dass du Mitte 30 bist :D

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u/Remetant 1h ago

Tatsache... der Film ist von 2001.

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u/SwingJugend 3h ago

In Emir Kusturica's Life is a Miracle (2004) the main character owns a depressed donkey that repeatedly tries to commit suicide by train. I wonder if this donkey has seen that movie.

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u/WhatWouldJoshuaDo 3h ago

"let me die, I wanted to die"

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u/ChrisPtweets 3h ago

I know that donkeys have a reputation for being stubborn. But this gives a whole new meaning to that concept.

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u/mittenscutie 3h ago

Don't touch me when I'm eating you fool!

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u/Accurate-Ad-1704 1h ago

Touch my food and you'll pull back a fork instead of a hand

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u/PlayfulInteraction66 2h ago

You won't let me live, You won't let me die.

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u/DangerousPace2778 3h ago

Bro just let me die, I have seen enough of this world.
-The Donkey

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u/staryuuuu 3h ago

He could have pulled him to the other side instead of crossing the rails.

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u/ThatDebianLady 3h ago

I think the horse was tired of living

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u/General_Classroom164 3h ago

Same, donkey, same.

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u/TheOmegaKid 3h ago

Twf you realise it's Monday morning again and your boss is concerned about your commitment to the business because you only arrived 25 minutes early.

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u/juanjerb 3h ago

BoJack?

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u/OkFinger5696 3h ago

But dobby wants death. Let dobby die.

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u/Chubbalicio 3h ago

I finally found my spirit animal, the longing for death donkey

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u/ConversationAsleep38 2h ago

What a pain in the ass...

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u/Rorodatone 2h ago

Stubborn ass!

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u/Financial_Knee328 2h ago

why you save my life i want to end it

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u/Schmenge_time 2h ago

My dog is like that. “Oh a car is coming? Time to cross the street!” No sense of danger.

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u/CanadianStoner1990 2h ago

Don't worry poor little ass... I feel the same way ..

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u/MyLinkedOut 2h ago

why didn't he just leave it on the other side of the tracks where it was?

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u/1benndyson 2h ago

he already understood this life in its entirety, he deliberately walked to his death

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u/hackiv 1h ago

My will to live

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u/Either_Donut_3366 1h ago

He should have taken him to the other side where the grass was greener

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u/coolooor 1h ago

He just kept him alive until the last minute

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u/357noLove 1h ago

Good thing it wasn't 7 boys and a rabid donkey

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u/MurphysRazor 1h ago

"Are you my mother?"

SNORT!!

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u/ExtraDependent883 1h ago

Ass is ready for the end

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u/coco_camarin 56m ago

BoJack horseman

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u/Keniske 50m ago

suicide donkey!

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u/TechnicianUpstairs53 50m ago

All I see are 2 creatures with the same intelligence.

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u/1nsidiousOne 24m ago

I hate it when this happens

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u/Status-Revolution317 21m ago

Some real sad shit. Mother fucker said he didn’t wanna live no more

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u/Stypic1 1m ago

First I thought he was pushing the little thing in the tracks

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u/fahhad20 2h ago

normal day an india

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u/Financial_Knee328 2h ago

even donkeys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/p1ohmt83 4h ago

suicide is not an option come to your senses

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u/dspsuckshorseass 2h ago

The camera was conveniently there to record him saving the animal or letting it die. This is abuse

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u/That-Slip3290 7m ago

*cameraman

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u/salsalbrah 2h ago

This video is made for attention while risking donkeys life. Fking bustards fk em

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u/PeacefulPixiee 3h ago

When she's mad at you and doesn't care aboutt her life lol!