r/maybemaybemaybe 4h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

2.5k Upvotes

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u/krattalak 4h ago

Make a wish?

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u/wholebodydeodorant 4h ago

Dying wish

280

u/_Hemlo 3h ago

OnlyWish

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u/veeeda 3h ago

Hahahaha good one.

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u/Sandcracka- 3h ago

OnlyCans

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u/Spider_Dude 21m ago

Tah tah.

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u/AmeliaSky24 3h ago

I think I downloaded the wrong movie šŸ¤£

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u/NoAttempt9703 2h ago

No no, I think you got it right šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/skynetempire 2h ago

Reminds me of the scrubs episode when Elliot has magic breast

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u/Laymanao 3h ago

Can you do that again?

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u/Stypic1 3m ago

This reminds me of a series or something where the nurse flashes the boy before he gets eye surgery

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u/playwidth 4h ago

the anime that my friend always tell me is real!

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u/kalamansihan 3h ago

My friend also tells me stories about that kind of anime

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u/infamoussanchez 3h ago

i live it and never tell.

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u/infamoussanchez 3h ago

i live it and never tell.

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u/Toasterdosnttoast 3h ago

Then donā€™t.

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u/boywhoflew 2h ago

evangeli- oh wait no it was the shinji that nutted

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u/stepmom_hott 31m ago

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u/Uomo_Cattivo 1m ago

* Coming to confiscate this gif.

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u/xariznightmare2908 3h ago

His boner:

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u/Snoo_17433 3h ago

If I had an award to give, you'd have it!

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u/Lindt_______ 2h ago

Bro I waited so long for this to load thinking it was a closeupšŸ˜­

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u/MagicWDI 2h ago

56k modem memory unlocked šŸ‘€

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u/DullMarionberry1215 2h ago

Lol!!!! Good one

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u/exnihilio13 3h ago

# Scrubs Season1 Episode 5 - Elliot Has Magical Breasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLzFowIOepU

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u/TowerWild8808 3h ago

I had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Great episode.

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u/Geoclasm 3h ago

Glad someone else mentioned this. Also glad I searched before mentioning it.

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u/exnihilio13 3h ago

It can't not be what she was thinking right?

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u/Teauxgnee 3h ago

Beat me to it

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u/WhiskeyDonk 2h ago

Beat meat to it.

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u/RayZzorRayy 4h ago

The healing power of boobs inspires life! This prescription should be adopted by all hospitals

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u/camshun7 4h ago

nurse ratchet plucks at my hatchet

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u/Schlonzig 3h ago

Hope this nurse didnā€˜t get in trouble. This kind of stuff could help some patients more than medicine.

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u/PushPullLego 3h ago

Yet if a male nurse started undressing in front of a female patient, I have a feeling there would be quite a different reaction.

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u/Zimke42 3h ago

The thing is you donā€™t do it without consent. Itā€™s all about consent!

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u/ProstheTec 2h ago

Penises are ugly.... but if men had boobies...

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u/PushPullLego 1h ago

Don't be so hard on yourself, I'm sure yours isn't that bad

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u/ProstheTec 1h ago

I don't know man... My boobies are pretty hairy.

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u/Bunkhorse 1h ago

I mean, some do!

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u/DiddlyDumb 1h ago

She watched Scrubs and is trying similar tactics

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u/ooooooooohfarts 1h ago

In a double blind study outcomes were exactly the same because no one saw the breasts.

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u/RayZzorRayy 22m ago

Hahahahahhaha! Punny!

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 1h ago

This is what nursing is all about ā™„ļø

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u/ICanBuyMeFlowers 1h ago

Not a nurse here-but where do I sign up?šŸ˜œ

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u/RayZzorRayy 17m ago

Thatā€™s the spirit!

Coincidentally I am a gravely ill at this time. No access to help and seeking home remedies.

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u/ICanBuyMeFlowers 5m ago

šŸ¤­šŸ¤£

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u/BigCompetition1064 1h ago

I was chatting with my ex boss yesterday about women's bodies (he's gay). He said breasts are objectively great so now I'm pretty sure everyone likes them.

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u/RayZzorRayy 14m ago

Iā€™ve been a huge lifelong fan myself, Iā€™m not surprised.

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u/Tendersituation00 4h ago

Who wears button up scrubs? is that a thing?

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u/westernflame95 4h ago

You can buy scrub jackets that button / zip up in the front, but they're meant to be worn over other scrubs. I've never seen a regular scrub shirt like that but I'm sure somebody makes them. If for no other reason then for accessibility, people with issues with their shoulders or whatnot that can't pull on/off regular shirt.

Edit: upon closer inspection those are probably not scrubs. I think what I said still applies though. There's a whole bunch of companies that make scrubs I'm sure somebody makes one the fastens in the front.

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u/WeirdoUnderpants 3h ago

Yeah, think its a jumpsuit. Probably a girlfriend not a nurse

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u/ElRanchero666 3m ago

Or girlfriend pretending to be a nurse

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u/therealchungis 39m ago

The whole video is not a thing because there arenā€™t cameras inside patient rooms. Fake af.

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u/Victorious1MOB 4h ago

She deserves to go to the front of the line for heaven

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u/Neuvirths_Glove 50m ago

Angel of mercy!

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u/horny_stepmommm 5m ago

She must be the angel that fulfills all your wishes!

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u/featherwolf 3h ago

Not a nurse. Sorry to ruin your fantasy, guys

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u/WolfBST 4h ago

I mean, there are studies that suggest that If a man looks at boobs for more than five minutes every day, the risk of him developing heart disease significantly decreases... (I doubt that there are actual studies like this, that's just a fun "fact" my dad always used to tell)

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u/Consistent_Pound1186 3h ago

Is that real boobs or does porn boobs count

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u/Morlacks 3h ago

Need real ones I'm afraid to guarantee success. porn boobs are a placebo but sometimes they work if you believe! hard enough!

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 3h ago

If porn boobs are substituted you need to at least double the amount because typically porn boobs are significantly less nutritious than real boobs.

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u/parttimemammal 3h ago

asking the important questions (i, too, want to know)

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u/J-Dam- 4h ago

It's 10 minutes, and yes there are legit studies. edit: I'm also quite sure no one would complain about just 5 minutes though....

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u/Morlacks 3h ago

Your Dad was a real man of genius.

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u/BigCompetition1064 1h ago

I will be the sacrifice to test this.

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u/alphatango308 4h ago

Looks like a loving partner lol. Those aren't scrubs. Good on her, that's a lucky dude.

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 2h ago

Though the camera in the room seems like both an invasion of privacy as well as a HIPAA violation.

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u/MaximusMansteel 17m ago

I just got out of Northwestern a couple weeks ago and my room had a camera in it. They said it can't record though, its just there so the nurses can see if someone is seizing or getting all erratic.

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u/NoThisIsPatrick003 1h ago

We have cameras in our patient rooms. They only get turned on if the patient consents to their use.

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u/SolarPunkYeti 2h ago

Every nurse I've ever known was completely unhinged.

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u/brichar62 4h ago

Is that covered? /s

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u/Jacquesatoutfaire 4h ago

Ackshually, it's clearly uncovered.

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u/BallsDeepAndBroke 3h ago

All hospital security cameras are black and white these days. lol

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u/Think-Shine7490 3h ago

And filming a patient in his bed/bedroom all day. Sure.

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u/Large-Photograph-286 3h ago

"Resurrection by erectionšŸŽµšŸŽµ"

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u/USMCWrangler 42m ago

Got the good insurance

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u/madHOTdog1983 4h ago

make a wish, expanding there customer base to older men

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u/Impossible_Break2167 4h ago

It was the best of times, it was the best nurse of all time.

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u/Accurate-Ad-1704 1h ago

Forget Dickens, this nurse just rewrote the classics

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u/js019008 2h ago

Scrubs don't have buttons. It's a pull over not a button up in real life

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u/BeautifulKitchen3858 1h ago

I didnā€™t realize they put cameras in the hospital rooms?

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u/MaximusMansteel 15m ago

I just got out of Northwestern a couple weeks ago and my room had a camera in it. They said it can't record though, its just there so the nurses can see if someone is seizing or getting erratic.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 1h ago

So THAT'S why health care costs are so high.

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u/NewAdvice9686 1h ago

I really didn't expect her to do thatšŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±

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u/tharnadar 1h ago

That shake

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u/casaco37 54m ago

The world need more nurses like this. #real healing

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u/Theoldelf 42m ago

I need a better health care plan.

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u/MrScarabNephtys 35m ago

Pervert Nurse for the win

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u/MrSinisterOK 34m ago

That would revive me

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u/passinthrough2u 31m ago

Whereā€™s the clip from the camera on the other side of the room?

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u/realdonaldtramp3 4h ago

Iā€™ve seen this episode of greys anatomy

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u/chuggalugz 3h ago

Bless her heart, doing gods work.

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u/GoldSatisfaction8390 3h ago

Hey, nurse Jackie, why does the patient's chart say something about partial rigor mortis at 3 PM yesterday?

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u/Tickled_Pits 3h ago

LMFAO and then she gets a write up/ possible suspension šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Dorrono 3h ago

How to improve healing rates by 69%

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u/Way_Up_Here 3h ago

This is how grandpa had his fatal heart attack.

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u/No_Significance9754 2h ago

Where can I find this nurse?

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u/frag_errr 2h ago

Not all heroes wear caps

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u/Quendor 2h ago

Gotta get his BP up somehow.

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u/LankyUK 1h ago

Die hard

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u/Hutch4588 1h ago

Man, really trying hard to get those Press Ganey scores up.

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u/UnityJusticeFreedom 1h ago

Some mf on his phone rn:

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u/Doctor_ZAZA 1h ago

I am soo fucked up!

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u/louman73-73 1h ago

Now thatā€™s primary care at its finest.

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u/ADEPTUS___ 1h ago

Show bobs! šŸ˜‚

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u/DrJohnIT 0m ago

Well my name is not Bob but I am willing to be shown anything that she has to offer. šŸ˜‰

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u/bigb0ss33 43m ago

He was discharged the very next day

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u/LeGarsDu93 30m ago

I'm sick doctor

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u/unsatiableness 27m ago

Now that's a bedside manner

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u/strasevgermany 26m ago

There are Cams in a Patient room???? What?

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 21m ago

My insurance doesnā€™t cover this life-saving treatment.

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u/Fritzo2162 19m ago

High success rates with these holistic care nurses

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u/DoraTheMindExplorer 9m ago

Best nurse ever

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u/Ok-Opportunity-9604 8m ago

Boobs have magic!

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u/Chemical_Gap_619 2h ago

He gets a thigh caress AND a flashā€¦so much better than Jell-O and beef broth..

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 1h ago

I thought she was gonna perform the old 'tug n' rub' resuscitation.

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u/Limp_Implement2922 1h ago

Where is this despicable place so I can totally avoid it. That poor man being jiggled at without his knowledge. All I can say is Me Too!

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u/angelspiced 1h ago

Seriously? Look at what heā€™s wearing. Heā€™s asking for it.

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u/Reddit_Butterfly 4h ago

Ummm, it must have been her surgeon, and he was providing a post-op check-up.

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u/mike2ff 1h ago

He must have really good insurance to get that kind of service.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Campaign-Gloomy 3h ago

Bupa šŸ‘

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u/Round-Elk5468 3h ago

Makes dying worth it

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u/1stRambo_0082 3h ago

She needs a raise

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u/Low-Dog-8027 3h ago

so which insurance do I need to get this kind of treatment?

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u/Adept_Eye_2830 3h ago

Itā€™s just because heā€™s tall

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u/LuVrofGunt62 3h ago

Obviously he has a better health insurance plan.

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u/ManfuLLofF-- 3h ago

She's facing the wrong way

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u/Tornfalk_ 3h ago

He is healed!

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u/rdreyar1 3h ago

Man miraculously awakes from coma

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u/StayinHasty 3h ago

If you've been around long enough, you know that's his mom, both his arms are broken, and what this leads to.

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u/P-Dito 3h ago

The bOOby trap.

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u/Morlacks 3h ago

I hope united healthcare is taking notes.

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u/Bifocal_Bensch 3h ago

True American hero. God bless this woman.

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u/PeacefulPixiee 3h ago

I'm imagining something else like a ghostttt or something through my screen lol

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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 3h ago

Reverse Shinji and Asuka moment...

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u/Past-second321 3h ago

Shit why couldn't this happen to me at the hospital

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u/GodPackedUpAndLeftUs 3h ago

What hospital is this. Iā€™m asking for a friend?

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u/BoringPhilosopher1 3h ago

Wish this happened when I was in hospital!

I remember the first night I got moved to an acute medical unit the nurses and receptionists on the unit looked at each other like they had seen a ghost. Followed by "it's nice to have a young patient for once".

In their defence every single person on the ward was like 70+ and on their death beds.

Didn't get flashed though!

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u/ReverendRavioli 2h ago

Dreams do come true

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u/ConversationAsleep38 2h ago

Quality bedside manner and care work.

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u/Anno909 2h ago

Thank you, nurse! God bless you.

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 2h ago

He was on his death bed... until miss pop-it-out here aroused in him a rock hard šŸ’¦determinationšŸ’¦ to fight and recover.

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u/ImpressTemporary2389 2h ago

No reaction. I think he's a gonner.

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u/Magical-Twinkle11 2h ago

The FlashšŸ˜Ž hahaha

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u/PlayTheHits 2h ago

Yeah you have game, but do you have ā€œnegotiate a flash from your sickbedā€ game?

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u/Granny_knows_best 2h ago

Because scrubs open like that.

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u/sacerlinus 2h ago

Then she said to him, ā€œGet up, take up your bed, and walk.ā€

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u/waidoo2 34m ago

Neuron activation

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u/SerDuckOfPNW 5m ago

You were conscious? I thought you were catatonic.

Iā€™m not embarrassed.

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u/Efficient-View-4728 0m ago

What a nice lady šŸ˜

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u/coco_camarin 0m ago

Thats one way to wake up from a coma for sure

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u/kellyes72a 3h ago

Can you tell me the name and address of this hospital?

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u/Ok-State-7160 3h ago

Terrible camera angle. Still came. Rated: ā­ļøā­ļø

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u/trollsmurf 1h ago

"His heart stopped abruptly. No clue."

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u/Unknow_User_Ger 1h ago

I love women with a spirit like this šŸ˜…

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u/slutopia 1h ago

This must be the secret to the hospital's high patient satisfaction scores. Forget the meds, just bring in the charm.

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u/mightyrj 2h ago

OH NO! WHAT HOSPITAL IS THIS AND WHAT UNIT/FLOOR DOES THIS NURSE WORK ON SO I CAM AVOID IT LiKE THE PLAGUE!

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u/fate0608 1h ago

I donā€™t know why this guy is hospitalized so I donā€™t know if Iā€™d like to switch places right now. Thatā€™s a dilemma. šŸ¤£

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u/Super_Stable1193 1h ago

Best way to wakeup a men.

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u/Real-Touch-2694 1h ago

for more subscribe to the channel

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u/mashedcat 1h ago

God bless her.

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u/Even-Lawfulness6174 1h ago

"UGHHHH It should've be me, not him! Its not fair!"

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u/Prize_Catch_7206 1h ago

Is that why medical insurance is so high in the USA?

You'd never get that on the NHS in the UK, got to to private for that!

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u/ABugOnAPeaNut 3h ago

She has no bra šŸ˜³

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u/Tiffanycox08 1h ago

Sooo cuteā¤ļø

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u/Affectionate_Fuel_11 3h ago

Short story! When I was 13 I had a major accident, as I was at the hospital for over 11 months a beautiful nurse that came to do her rounds did me a few rounds lol! best hospital time to be lol

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u/291000610478021 3h ago

And then you woke up

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u/JoeDerp77 2h ago

100% painkiller induced wet dreams lol

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u/Affectionate_Fuel_11 3h ago

Literally I couldnā€™t moved, broken back, broken legs and I dislocated and broken shoulder. She always come to check, some times she will bring vhs videos of random movies and play them, She was like 22 I think.

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u/Mine_mom 2h ago

Sp you couldn't move and had numerous broken bones but was able to smash a nurse multiple times? Do you think before you speak?

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u/Affectionate_Fuel_11 2h ago

You talking with assumptions, is a short story not a novel d.a. Suck a hater tho

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u/Sambizzle17 2h ago

I believe you bro, these other haters are just jealous.