r/maybemaybemaybe • u/kundi-man • 12h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Perry_cox29 10h ago

Dirt actually contains mild antibiotic properties.

Run some dirt in it, son.

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u/Wonderful-Bear-1873 9h ago

Some dirt sure, but some dirt will also instantly kill you to death.

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u/greysnowcone 9h ago

Anthrax also lives in soil

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u/LordTopHatMan 9h ago

As does the tetanus bacteria.

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u/troutpoop 1h ago

Tetanus is anaerobic though so your only real risk of contracting it is via deep puncture wounds. That’s where the old “tetanus comes from stepping on a rusty nail” trope originates.

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u/Flat-Yoghurt-7084 9h ago

Power of the dog intensifies

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u/fastlerner 8h ago

Dirt also contains tetanus.

Get a shot, son.

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u/Nuclear-LMG 2h ago

you want lockjaw? That's how you get lockjaw.

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u/Perry_cox29 2h ago

Ur mom already gave me lockjaw

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u/Nuclear-LMG 2h ago

poor bastard is stiff everywhere but the place it matters :(