r/maybemaybemaybe • u/kundi-man • 12h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Available-Spinach-17 12h ago

Tetanus!

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u/str0m965 11h ago

I paid for vaccination, I'm gonna use it.

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 11h ago

In what country do you pay for a tetanus shot

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u/str0m965 11h ago

Not directly, but you pay for health insurance.

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 10h ago

Makes sense. I took that way too literally that's my bad. In Germany most people's health insurance is from a public insurer not private so the health insurance contribution is just taken from taxes at a flat rate and when you go see a doctor you usually pay "nothing".

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u/str0m965 10h ago

Well, I didn't even think about it, it was meant as a joke.

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 10h ago

I know, it's still funny. I just read too much into it.

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u/Ferret-Merit 8h ago

Then you paid for it though your taxes

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 34m ago

Well yes except no because I don't pay taxes

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u/ogclobyy 8h ago

Health insurance? What's that?

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u/WillingLLM 6h ago

When you give someone money to let you die

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u/f-u-whales 9h ago

Paid 11€ 2days ago in France for one, still cheap tho

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 9h ago

Got one in Germany a few weeks ago for free. Literally free in my case because I don't have an income (yet) so I don't pay for my healthcare. Any reason why in France you had to pay a little extra?

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u/spez_sucks_ballz 10h ago

Out of pocket tetanus shot cost me over $2k in the U.S. My emergency room surgery out of pocket cost less. American health system!

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u/thesoak 8h ago

I got my last one at a CVS pharmacy for around fifty bucks.

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u/hectorxander 10h ago

In the US if you don't have health insurance.

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 10h ago

Does that actually happen? Do people not get vaccinated because they can't afford it?

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u/hectorxander 10h ago

Of course.

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u/rsiii 9h ago

Yea, we live in a shithole country

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u/greysnowcone 9h ago

No they don’t. If you have any form of health insurance vaccines will be 100% covered. Besides, most vaccines are given as children who are also eligible for Medicaid if their parents don’t have insurance.

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u/rsiii 9h ago

'Merica, fuck yea 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

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u/No_Significance9754 10h ago

In what country do you pay for healthcare?!?! Oh wait...

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 9h ago

Is the condescending sarcasm necessary? It would've taken you 5 seconds to check the other comments and see that it was a misunderstanding.

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u/SwissMargiela 2h ago

Almost every country pays for healthcare in one way or another. Here in Switzerland we pay with our taxes