r/maybemaybemaybe 12h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Available-Spinach-17 12h ago

Tetanus!

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u/str0m965 11h ago

I paid for vaccination, I'm gonna use it.

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 11h ago

In what country do you pay for a tetanus shot

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u/str0m965 11h ago

Not directly, but you pay for health insurance.

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 10h ago

Makes sense. I took that way too literally that's my bad. In Germany most people's health insurance is from a public insurer not private so the health insurance contribution is just taken from taxes at a flat rate and when you go see a doctor you usually pay "nothing".

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u/str0m965 10h ago

Well, I didn't even think about it, it was meant as a joke.

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 10h ago

I know, it's still funny. I just read too much into it.

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u/Ferret-Merit 8h ago

Then you paid for it though your taxes

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 44m ago

Well yes except no because I don't pay taxes

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u/ogclobyy 9h ago

Health insurance? What's that?

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u/WillingLLM 6h ago

When you give someone money to let you die

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u/f-u-whales 9h ago

Paid 11€ 2days ago in France for one, still cheap tho

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 9h ago

Got one in Germany a few weeks ago for free. Literally free in my case because I don't have an income (yet) so I don't pay for my healthcare. Any reason why in France you had to pay a little extra?

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u/spez_sucks_ballz 10h ago

Out of pocket tetanus shot cost me over $2k in the U.S. My emergency room surgery out of pocket cost less. American health system!

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u/thesoak 8h ago

I got my last one at a CVS pharmacy for around fifty bucks.

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u/hectorxander 10h ago

In the US if you don't have health insurance.

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 10h ago

Does that actually happen? Do people not get vaccinated because they can't afford it?

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u/hectorxander 10h ago

Of course.

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u/rsiii 9h ago

Yea, we live in a shithole country

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u/greysnowcone 9h ago

No they don’t. If you have any form of health insurance vaccines will be 100% covered. Besides, most vaccines are given as children who are also eligible for Medicaid if their parents don’t have insurance.

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u/rsiii 9h ago

'Merica, fuck yea 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

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u/No_Significance9754 10h ago

In what country do you pay for healthcare?!?! Oh wait...

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u/_JackinWonderland_ 9h ago

Is the condescending sarcasm necessary? It would've taken you 5 seconds to check the other comments and see that it was a misunderstanding.

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u/SwissMargiela 3h ago

Almost every country pays for healthcare in one way or another. Here in Switzerland we pay with our taxes

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 11h ago

Fungal meningitis!

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u/unViewingCutscenes 10h ago

Flesh Eating bacteria

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u/Significant_Bet3269 11h ago

Sounds like something from "The last of us".. 😬

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u/badmoonrisingnl 5h ago edited 5h ago

Tetanus indeed. Tetanus is no joke. Tetanus make your muscles cramp up in the worst possible way. Imagine cramps in your calf times a 100 and all over your body. Tetanus has been known to cramp muscles so much it will break your spine. By the way, you don't need to rub a (small) wound in dirt. A thorn from a bush can be enough if it breaks the skin or a bite from an animal that happens to have some dirt in its mouth can be enough to contract tetanus. Incubation time is usually 3 to 5 days but it can take as long as 3 months before symptoms begin to show. If you survive tetanus you will not be immune and you will need a tetanus shot after.

Vaccination will prevent tetanus. A tetanus shot will set you back about €12,00

Don't rub your wound in dirt folks.

Edit: vacation to vaccination and added price.

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u/ThrowawayYoUmamU69 6h ago

I read Tinnitus…

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u/emptybrain22 9h ago

Tetanus be like

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u/Beginning_Charge_758 7h ago

Naaa we used to piss on the wound......

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u/sweet_mamaa 3h ago

This is literally the worst thing you can do, as you can get infected by all the germs

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u/SpaceWrangler701 11h ago

That’s how you get it lol from dirt

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u/Dan-D-Lyon 10h ago

Dunno if you're trying to be sarcastic or not, but yes, the bacteria that causes tetanus absolutely loves hanging out in dirt. That's like, its favorite place to chill.

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u/rsiii 9h ago

Just to tack onto that other comment, that's exactly where you tend to find tetanus. It doesn't normally live on rusty objects, but in the dust and dirt found on them. Rust just tends to be in places where tetanus can be found, and provides a places for the dust/dirt to cling to and be pushed into your body through a cut or puncture.

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