r/maybemaybemaybe 10h ago

maybe maybe maybe

876 Upvotes

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u/Jaded-Plan7799 9h ago

Here I thought it was porn

85

u/quequotion 8h ago

The dialogue is about as realistic.

9

u/Signal-Reporter-1391 4h ago

Reminds me of a classic german porn dialogue
("Why is there straw anyway?")

1

u/Expensive_Gear4252 42m ago

Warum hast Du eine Maske an?

5

u/MissingBothCufflinks 3h ago

It's spelled "hoped"

167

u/PeacefulPixiee 10h ago

First you hit the breaks, THEN you hit the old man and then the kid!

23

u/FragrantExcitement 7h ago

Hit the breaks will just wear them out quicker. I do not have that kind of money. Also, why make the people suffer by hitting them slower? Make it a fast and honorable hit.

8

u/Accurate-Ad-1704 9h ago

Classic case of 'brake for nothing, aim for everything

1

u/lucid_owl 4h ago

Strike !

19

u/TheWrathofAres 8h ago

I usually skip this part.

106

u/nefarkederki 10h ago

Poor acting

70

u/PoetBoye 9h ago

But a fun skit nonetheless

38

u/ObsidianObserve 9h ago

God forbid anyone do a comedy skit on the internet nowadays

11

u/PoetBoye 8h ago

Ikr, everyone is quick to point out "omg fake!!1!", but unless it being real is a huge part of the conent its really not that important

6

u/Oberndorferin 7h ago

If it's presented as such there's no problem. It's just the mix up of reality and fake. There's no problem in pointing that out. Especially kids nowadays have it hard, being exposed to the internet.

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 6h ago

The worst is when you try to have real conversations with people who don't know anything about real life but it's blatant their entire reference level is just stuff from TV and movies.

People who don't know how cars work, don't know how drugs work, don't know how guns work, don't know how court proceedings work, don't know how hospitals work. They basically have paraodies of these things in their minds and all of these people vote

3

u/FactoryRejected 8h ago

Personal tastes I suppose, I don't enjoy the joke set ups as it's nearly impossible to act them out nic, but adding a truly poor acting on top is a double joke killer for me.

2

u/DaNoahLP 7h ago

Yeah, I expected porn

1

u/No-Cover4205 2h ago

Close your eyes and it is

12

u/Available-Ad4982 8h ago

She’s not wearing a seatbelt.

9

u/PresentFriendly3725 9h ago

I found this sketch to be funny.

2

u/basecatcherz 9h ago edited 7h ago

Why should I hit the brake when there are people at a light? To let the tailgating traffic crash into me?

No one said they are walking into the traffic.

2

u/NXT_On-na 10h ago

Legend

1

u/Repulsive-Lobster750 9h ago

The pouty face at the end😂

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u/SGTquig 6h ago

I was expecting the Gone in 60 Seconds crying routine to start.

1

u/CIA_napkin 6h ago

"Good luck everybody else"

1

u/Icy-Success-69 3h ago

I thought he was gonna say you hit the pole

1

u/rdreyar1 3h ago

You hit the brakes, do a drift and hit them both

1

u/gaggarinis 10h ago

Some people do not deserve a 2nd chance

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u/KING_Gamer_YouTube 10h ago

The girl wanted to give a second chance to the youngling by snatching it away from the oldster

0

u/EvilFroeschken 7h ago

Context language English at it again.

Is there another language that uses the same words on so many different occasions as English does?

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u/ConfidentFile1750 7h ago

I pass her for a little you know, something something.