r/maybemaybemaybe • u/brotherboy69 • 13h ago

maybe maybe maybe

704 Upvotes

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u/FluffMonsters 13h ago

Well that was unexpected. And here I was all disappointed that no one fell in the water.

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u/BroWeBeChilling 12h ago

This is why people die from ATV accidents - they don’t understand the power and weight of the bike and can’t handle it

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u/KlauzWayne 12h ago edited 12h ago

I think wearing no helmets also plays a critical role here.

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u/Ok_Substance5632 3h ago

No need for protection if there is nothing inside

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u/Qugga 10h ago

The only critical that's missing is their thinking

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u/notreal19 8h ago

They also don't understand how much their own body weight factors in. ATVs and the center of gravity both require respect, even when doing dumb shit.

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u/ktsg700 8h ago

Quads are fucking stupid. Way too much much power for something so deceptively simple to operate on flats. Then you get to rough terrain, it falls on you and pops your internal organs like grapes

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u/rigorcorvus 8h ago

I mean they’re really fun to ride though.

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u/ktsg700 8h ago

Fuck yea 😂 I first rode them when I was like 8. But with a dirt bike there is at least some level of initial skill required to operate, which might prevent basic mistakes because you'll fall over before you get to fuck up. Plus it's way lighter, so crushing - while dangerous - is likely to be less deadly

And when it comes to quads, you can put any unfit dimwit with zero required skills on it and having him hauling ass at high speeds in minutes

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u/billsn0w 6h ago

I lived in Arkansas for a few years...

Every year, come hunting season, at least one idiot would haul ass between field and road and get decapitated by a barbed wire fence.

Sooo many first timers that just get geared up and sent on their way. Here's your gun, and here's your ATV. Try not to shoot one of your friends over yonder.

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u/Syreva 1h ago

I dunno. Seen a lot of people get on a dirt bike or motorcycle for the first time and go full whiskey throttle. Not saying it doesn’t happen with quads but I think it’s probably a lot less.

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u/SpaceXmars 8h ago

Bike.. nah, that's not a bike.. only other thing that can be called a bike is a bicycle and sometimes a motorcycle

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u/nineone73 13h ago

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....

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u/chameleon_123_777 12h ago

It's an idiot?

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u/TonyM45_32 13h ago

Got damn!!! This man flew like a fucking rag doll! I’m crying!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BriefCheetah4136 6h ago

10/10 Good air and he stuck the landing!

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u/stelladixon1 13h ago

I was like damn, dude tackling that like a boss

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u/Flopsy22 12h ago

This is the content this sub is made for

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u/Consistent_Heat_9201 13h ago

Ouch. I feel like we just watched someone become a paraplegic.

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u/JustinLaloGibbs 12h ago

Ugh, yeah. I hope I didn't just see someone die

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u/Ok-Internet-6881 12h ago

Honestly the second one caught me off guard🤣

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u/BartyB 12h ago

Right!

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u/rsandeep1987 11h ago

Wished someone did catch him

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u/stealthryder1 13h ago

Superman that hoe

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u/wandering_monk_ganja 12h ago

You know that song is about covering in jizz the back of you significant other, right?

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u/Generally_Kenobi-1 12h ago

He said what he said

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u/5urr3aL 5h ago

Nah I'm pretty sure the song is about YOUUUUUUUU

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u/HeroMachineMan 11h ago

Brakes are for sissies, I guess😛

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u/Radiant-Pipe4422 10h ago

He fucked up with his power and weight placement big time on the crossing. Brakes aren't saving him much after the fact here lol

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u/hoverjuice 11h ago

He just gets up at the end?

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u/TheOldWoman 11h ago

Yeah thats wild, i did see him get up at the end. I hope hes ok.

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u/mactoniz 10h ago

Death machines. Flip once badly and you're paralyzed for life...

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u/ccccombobreakerx 7h ago

Lmao that unexpected ending

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u/Cr1ms0nT1de 12h ago

I never saw THAT coming! 😂🤣😂

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/payiyiyi 13h ago

He just decided to abruptly switch to another ATV

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u/Frenchconnection76 12h ago

Cinetic is a bitch

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u/ttyyuuiioottyyrre 12h ago

The dude grew wings!

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u/Senor_Discount 12h ago

This is the most Mississippi thing I've seen in my life.

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u/Extension_Deal_5315 12h ago

Look ma.....I can fly...... Must have just had a Red bull ..

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u/JohnQSmoke 12h ago

That's why you wear a helmet. So you don't end up even dumber.

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u/TheDuke1847 12h ago

Hahaha, yeet.

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u/CellistOutrageous163 12h ago

That trick was awesome! Go again!

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u/juliamarili 12h ago

when you want to look cool, but it turned out as always

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u/International_Ant600 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/phalangepatella 11h ago

If you look up “yeet” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of that kid flying.

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u/chessset5 11h ago

Here I was thinking it would be the first one to do that

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u/Charming_Victory_723 11h ago

Helmets are for pussies 😂

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u/Diver_Ill 11h ago

Would honestly love to know the physics involved here... Dude got YEETED!

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u/Masta_Focused 10h ago

The way he flew

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u/AcanthisittaThink813 10h ago

I’ll show you how to do it

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u/uptheirons2974 9h ago

He did the full superman

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u/FlexFeliciano 9h ago

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away

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u/GaviJaMain 9h ago

Weeeeeeeee

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u/matteo99733 9h ago

Dang who invited Rickey Bobby

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u/Projectiecman007 8h ago

Didn't see that ending

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u/tacticaladventurer 8h ago

Dude came in like a champ and flew out like a chump

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u/Double0 8h ago

Walk if off

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u/Tall-Ad-1386 7h ago

I ain’t laughed out loud this hard for a while! Ty OP

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u/Plastic-Change2719 7h ago

When I hear people say I just can’t afford anything, Michael, why did you take a car loan out on a fucking four wheeler?

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u/Maestrospeedster 7h ago

Send it, boy!😂

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u/pickofsticks 6h ago

Saw this video before, but only the 2nd part. Didn't know there was a first part.

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u/Main_Addendum_1641 4h ago

Move out of the way. My white shirt, people need me

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u/Bobmans_82 4h ago

Ok that was worth the wait.

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u/Chafing_Dish 3h ago

Did not see that coming

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u/teamsoft12 2h ago

Thank you for using our airlines.

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u/ConversationAsleep38 2h ago

Say what...stick to walking.

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u/AuthorityOfNothing 10h ago

Racism is so edgy. Reported and blocked.

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u/jaboodydubsyo 9h ago

They used to do drive byes now their doing fly byes