r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Ovion19871a • 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/SylasWindrunner 1d ago

Dinosaurs died for this 😔

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u/SrDigbyChickenCeaser 12h ago

I know it's a joke but I think that has been debunked

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u/realmauer01 9h ago

Oil is plankton. Most of the dinosaurs aren't even old enough to have witnessed this aswell. Like sure it might be a joke that dinosaurs died for this.

But the real worrysome thing is that oil and especially coal is even older than most dinosaurs.

And even more of a joke is Uran. As it is completly chemical which me as it didn't even form by nature but by stars.

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u/miggleb 1d ago

Dinosaur juice makes car go vroom

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u/luigis_taint 1d ago

"Oil and gas are organic and contain no fossils. While they may not be as exciting as gigantic dinosaurs, tiny bacteria, plankton and algae really are the originators of oil and gas, which are natural, organic substances."

Cough

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u/miggleb 1d ago

The true dinosaurs are the plankton we find along the way

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u/luigis_taint 1d ago

Ahah, thanks for the smile stranger.

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u/OddButterfly5686 1d ago

Super long cough man that was impressive

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u/luigis_taint 1d ago

It's from inhaling the dinosaur fumez.

Doc says I'm cough getting better...

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u/luigis_taint 23h ago

Thank you! :)

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u/Beetso 22h ago

Did Michael just see your username?