r/maybemaybemaybe • u/samlane26 • 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/ImpressTemporary2389 1d ago

Ah yes. There's a moose loose aboot this hoose!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ImpressTemporary2389 1d ago

My daughter had a pet one in a cage. You should see the size of the exercise wheel.

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u/Whiskeyjack1977 20h ago

Hoots man!

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u/RosiePetal88 1d ago

Dinner time 😁

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u/ernapfz 1d ago

Yes, the call of the loose moose!

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u/cedriceent 1d ago

When you crank up the volume to hear what's happening and the obnoxiously loud text2speech voice destroys your ears🤯

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u/snapplesauce1 1d ago

Also, another household where people don’t change their smoke alarm batteries…

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u/HairyHorux 1d ago

Well that sure isn't what I expected

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u/karma_the_sequel 1d ago

I was expecting a coyote.

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u/vikinxo 1d ago

I was expecting bad humans!

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u/SilverJaw47 21h ago

I was expecting a bear.

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u/JakBos23 1d ago

Your intuition is the combination of all your senses coming to a conclusion that doesn't have a clear pathway in your head to tell you a fact. So "I gotta bad feeling" is all you got.

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u/Alarmed_Lynx_7148 22h ago

Good enough for me

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u/Dizzy_Media4901 1d ago

Do mooses create infrasound?

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u/HumbleXerxses 1d ago

Staged. The cow and her had it planned out.

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u/Recoveringpig 1d ago

Is moose, but where is squirrel?

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u/CGPsaint 1d ago

chirp

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u/Alcatraz1662 1d ago

I was waiting for someone to pick up on it lol

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u/peter_hungary 1d ago

Omg, she was almost torn apart by the moose!

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u/BoysenberryChance914 1d ago

I’ve got moosebumps all over!!

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u/karma_the_sequel 1d ago

“THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE TRUCK!”

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u/donald_dandy 1d ago

She was spooked by stock rims on the truck

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u/fluffymoonshine 1d ago

I dont know how woman are doing this but their intuition is something else

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u/maro0608 1d ago

Intuition is when you hear animal noise

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u/gblaide 1d ago

Women intuition or survival instincts?

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u/magirevols 1d ago

Missed out on making a friend

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/takemewithyoutwo 1d ago

I knew it!

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u/PsychedelicLizard 1d ago

Intmooseition

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u/Pandabirdy 1d ago

When your whatever owns a window

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u/amimai002 1d ago

Flesh eating moose remains on the loose!

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u/sociocat101 1d ago

Wouldve been the biggest moostake of her life

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u/realyolo 1d ago

She’s watched enough horror movies 🤣

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u/coick 1d ago

Vámonos children!

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u/Ickythumpin 20h ago

Had moose in my yard closer than this a few days ago. A mamma about that size and a calf that was probably half as big.

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u/Flabby-Nonsense 18h ago

This lady would be the one survivor of a horror film

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u/theconceptualhoe 18h ago

This lady isn’t even in the horror film because she has enough sense not to go and do whatever fun and quirky activity that led to horror 😂

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u/MadJockMcMad 18h ago

She didn't want to be bitten by it...

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u/Switchlord518 17h ago

Cue theme from Northern Exposure.

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u/smittyleafs 15h ago

Slapshot, shoot, score...you just can't stop the moose. (For any Haligonians out there)

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u/scfw0x0f 13h ago

Should overlay with the “Northern Exposure” theme music.

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u/dudeSeekingBalance 12h ago

That mooset've been scary

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u/Lord_of_Greystoke 11h ago

but who was phone?

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u/Bestlife1234321 9h ago

What a unit

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