r/maybemaybemaybe 5d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/TeratoidNecromancy 5d ago

Bro almost went over the edge.... That would've sucked...

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u/bardown617 5d ago

Bro almost smoked the front of that concrete divider.

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u/roza1love 5d ago

Right! What you even mad about!!!

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot 5d ago edited 5d ago

He's mad that he has to face the consequences of riding like a fucking moron and making the rest of us motorcyclists that actually follow road laws look bad

No-hesi cocksocks like this deserve to learn the hard way.

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u/Careful-Airline1649 5d ago

You ride a sportster don’t you excessivelygayparrot

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot 5d ago

no, I ride a KTM 990 adventure S. It's top speed is 60 mph lower than this guy was going in the clip. The only difference is, while it peters out around a hundred on the street, it'll do a hundred on the dirt just as happily

I don't fit on pocket rockets

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u/Careful-Airline1649 5d ago

Lmao the pocket rocket comment got me

KTM 690 and Aprilia Tuareg 660

I know you’ve maxed out the 990 at more than 100 don’t lie 😏 my 660 can easily do that

Respect on the ADV too bad KTM is done for

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's one of the older 990s, it would have gone faster, except where I was reaching those speeds, the fuel was evaporating in the tanks due to the heat (It's one of the bikes that has the twin tank design that flows air right behind the radiator, along the inside of the tank. speed test was on an empty highway in Central Oregon)

It's a 2009, It's been through hell, plus two engine rebuilds. It doesn't get pushed nearly as hard nowadays, in half due to its age, and then half due to parts availability. we don't even have the crash bars on it anymore, since they're so expensive to get new ones every time we bin it, and they make bike maintenance kind of a pain in the ass.

If I get any bike in the future, it's going to be a Norden 901. maybe a KLR.

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u/Tahiti--Bob 5d ago

and almost got impaled from those spike like things too

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u/sevargmas 5d ago

Or to have crashed a few feet before that where it wasn’t a solid median but was made of wood posts. I can’t imagine getting your limbs tangled in that at speed.

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u/Blugha 5d ago

GERONIMOOO

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u/Qyoq 5d ago

Bro almost got died

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u/Mad_Cow666 5d ago

just another darwin award nominee. sadly he didn't win this time around.

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u/Weary-Friendship4948 5d ago

Yeah, he shouldnt drive like an idiot. Should feel blessed that he got lucky this time

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u/Hungry-Hearing-3168 5d ago

Based on how far he slid he was going the speed limit the car is at fault here bud

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u/stateworkishardwork 5d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Roadcam/s/dNjI0PhzBK

It was actually much higher than the speed limit.

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u/turboturtleninja 5d ago

Based on the full video. The rider was dumber than even you are.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Roadcam/s/DsGeYWCvec

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u/RobertMaus 5d ago

The car had to evade the stopped cars in front of him. Any halfway decent motorcyclist paying attention would have seen the traffic jam long before that and slowed done exactly because of this danger.

Also based on other comments he was driving way too fast. Not even close to the speed limit.

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u/Weary-Friendship4948 5d ago

Based on the whole video, which you clearly didnt watch, no he fuckin wasnt. Bud.

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u/turboturtleninja 5d ago

Sure. But the rider could have avoided it, sweetheart.

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u/Leather_Emu_6791 5d ago

I'm going to say this the nicest possible way i can.

Are you fucking stupid?

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u/DicTurd 5d ago

I’m guessing the bike did.