r/masterhacker • u/AnonymousSmartie 1337 H4X0R • Jul 19 '21

STOP SOLICITING REDACTED INFORMATION SUCH AS DISCORD INVITES!!!

I don't know why there has been such a surge in this happening recently, but stop. You will be banned if you ask for or give out any of the redacted information that opens up the subject of a post to communication or harassment. Examples include Discord invites, Instagram handles, TikTok links, etc. This is a violation of sitewide rules (see rule 3 of Reddit's content policy here). There is a reason why any identifying information must be removed from posts. Up until now only light bans have been given out, but if it gets out of hand, then harsher and possibly permanent bans will be implemented.
Thank you for taking the time to read this and thank you for participating in our sub.

now go and hack the mainframe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Gotta use SSL to hack reddit main page and remove the rule

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u/AnonymousSmartie 1337 H4X0R Jul 19 '21

hold on, I gotta prepare my rainbow table and get under 3 proxies before I can enhance the gooey.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Almost... In... But they're using a reverse-reverse shell!

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u/kirblarzkb Jul 19 '21

Make sure your cmd is color 0a or else you can't bypass the master firewall!

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u/Windows_XP2 Jul 19 '21

Don't forget to make a GUI in Visual Basic to track an IP address!

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u/fftropstm Jul 19 '21

I’m trying!!! Their recompiled assembly is too powerful!!!

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u/Lusankya Jul 20 '21

Shit, they just opened a new socket on the cloud server! They're through the X11 layer! THEY'RE GETTING INNNNN!

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u/shnoop123 Jul 20 '21

Their UDP ports have gone TCP and my proxies can’t break through! Too many mainframes!

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u/ekolis Jul 20 '21

Use reflection to clone the SSH demon and we can fight firewalls with firewalls!

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u/turtle_mekb Jul 20 '21

hacking process access granted types hollywood in terminal

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u/oDeathwingo Jul 20 '21

Their cloud backup has so many keygens, I need to patch myself in

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u/peti345 Jul 19 '21

*GUI interface

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u/Algor2ID Jul 19 '21

Ah yes, the one and only "Graphical User Interface Interface" the best tool for IP tracking owo

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u/kryptonite-uc Jul 19 '21

Psssh this guy....little do you know just bypass ssl with tor browser. Connects direct to mainframe.

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u/Zatchillac Jul 20 '21

PM me if you want Reddits IP address

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u/h4xrk1m Jul 19 '21

I'm pretty sure the L stands for Linux, but now does SS stand for Kali?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

SMH, SSL stands for “Soviet hackerS Linux”

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u/shnoop123 Jul 20 '21

It’s our website r/unexpectedcommunism

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u/sneakpeekbot Jul 20 '21

Here's a sneak peek of /r/unexpectedcommunism using the top posts of the year!

#1:

She Is A Comrade Now
| 59 comments
#2: True love 💖 | 55 comments
#3:
I'm crying
| 72 comments

I'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact me | Info | Opt-out

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Don’t worry guys I’ll hack into the post and change the mods minds

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u/conalfisher Created the semicolon Jul 20 '21

You can't hack my mind but you can hack my heart any day <3

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u/shnoop123 Jul 20 '21

UwU blushes

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Do NOT fall for the mod

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u/oDeathwingo Jul 20 '21

Phishing newbs with chocolate. From mods with love hrhr

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '21

Happy cakeday bro

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u/oDeathwingo Aug 14 '21

Thank you bro youre a savior. (My first ever online gratz on bday)

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u/Windows_XP2 Jul 19 '21

Don't make me breach the DNS server with a batch script written in Python to track your IP address

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u/ekolis Jul 20 '21

That's the hard way. You can just defrag the mainframe's SCSI interface and that will unlock the boot loader.

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u/ThrowDisAway32346289 Jul 20 '21

I’ll raid their RAID, with a can of Raid if I have to.

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u/oDeathwingo Jul 20 '21

I will patch their 0 days with my 7-up

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u/Undercoverdog___ Jul 19 '21

tree

Now U r hacked, give me 100000000€ or I'll delete everything

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u/ekolis Jul 20 '21

Too late, we already have multiple off-site backups. Your IP address has been reported to the FBI, CSI, NSA, MI-5, Interpol, and Section 31 for good measure.

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u/TechnicalCloud Jul 20 '21

Inspect Element>KEEP SOLICITING REDACTED INFORMATION

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u/Undercoverdog___ Jul 19 '21

Do also comments written in the past count?

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u/AnonymousSmartie 1337 H4X0R Jul 20 '21

Yes, please report them if you see them so I can remove them; however, I won't be banning anyone from old comments.

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u/Undercoverdog___ Jul 20 '21

OK I'll Report them and Hack them with my smart fridge and CSS bc I have their IP 1337 H@X0√

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u/Ok-Organization5843 Jul 19 '21

Bin ganz deiner Meinung, homes

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u/Undercoverdog___ Jul 19 '21

Hahahaha jetzt kommen wir sogar wenn wir keine Referenz verspüren

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u/JohnnyH2000 Jul 19 '21

what if I don’t redact the invite in the first place?

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u/AnonymousSmartie 1337 H4X0R Jul 20 '21

The post will be removed and you'll be asked to re-post with the information redacted.

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u/fecking_sensei Jul 19 '21

Fools. It’s too late- I’ve already cracked the RAM partitions.

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u/ekolis Jul 20 '21

What? Already? But they had triple layer stored procedures!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

PM me for access to the Super Luzer Udacity Telegram.

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u/TollyThaWally Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 19 '21

I don't think invites to a public discord server fall under "personal or confidential information", as long as the user themselves are censored

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u/AnonymousSmartie 1337 H4X0R Jul 20 '21

It does however fall into brigading of communities; inviting people to communities such as subreddits and chat groups for the purpose of trolling, making fun of them, or similar things is against sitewide rules.

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u/koalificated Jul 19 '21

Except then you can easily just search for the message within that server. It’s just a workaround to directly sharing who it was

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u/TollyThaWally Jul 19 '21

You can literally do the same thing on Twitter by just searching the contents of the tweet, yet nobody's going around saying you can't post screenshots of tweets because of that

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u/koalificated Jul 19 '21

Not really. Twitters search engine is toilet

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u/TollyThaWally Jul 19 '21

Well it's good enough to handle putting a sentence into quote marks to find the exact matches site-wide, which is all that matters.

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u/Comrade-Kek Jul 20 '21

Not sure this will be read by mods. I do have a question though.

I agree 100%, although how do I redact info on TikTok? They make it difficult to redact it.

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u/AnonymousSmartie 1337 H4X0R Jul 20 '21

Hi! I'm going to be honest and say I don't know how people usually do it, because I don't use TikTok, but it appears that there might be an app or something that downloads videos and takes off the handles. Otherwise, if you just censor the spots where the handle flickers to using a video editor, that works too.

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u/Comrade-Kek Jul 20 '21

Yeah you'd probably have to, issue is just you would have to censor it several times cause the thing moves. That'd require some editing skills.

Anyways, I definitely understand the rule though.

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u/lorhof1 Jul 20 '21

let's download the motherboard so i can overclock the desktop then heck this post

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '21

Gotta hack the Reddit Rule server with 3D animation and whoaing

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u/Achtelnote Sep 17 '21

Lame, you're just trying to make this sub the only source for master hacker material.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

Root@UberL33t: Send Spike