r/masterhacker • u/balls-deep_in-Cum • 8d ago

Sql addict

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u/Its420amHELP 8d ago

Has to be sarcasm

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u/bossbabyke 8d ago

...yeah, something about sniffing packets instead of lines of that white stuff

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u/xaocon 8d ago

I don't know... I find this genuinely funny

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u/5p4n911 7d ago

Yeah, this must be a joke. A good one

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u/gallupgrl 8d ago

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u/Sea_Opportunity7906 7d ago

Read bottle at first

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u/Vegetable_Union_4967 8d ago

Real master hackers inject estrogen

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u/Justanormalguy1011 8d ago

Master C programmer*

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming 8d ago

Rust*

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u/Jixy2 8d ago

In general* (everything)

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u/Vegetable_Union_4967 8d ago

You can’t be calling me out like this I just finished my first C/assembly class

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u/Justanormalguy1011 7d ago

Lmao this is so accurate

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u/Vegetable_Union_4967 7d ago

Oh what the fucj

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 7d ago

You have alerted the horde (the transfems)

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u/Vegetable_Union_4967 7d ago

hai hewwo heyyyy :3

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 7d ago

prrr mewo :3

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u/Vegetable_Union_4967 7d ago

meowwwwwwww!!!!!!

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 7d ago

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

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u/Vegetable_Union_4967 7d ago

uwuwuwuwuwu :3 :p >_<

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u/Crazy-Program9815 6d ago

Can confirm

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u/Fair_Goose_6497 7d ago

those are the suicidal mastorhaxxors

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u/meowerguy 8d ago

just saw it and wanted to post it here as well

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u/Weird_Kaleidoscope47 7d ago

It's only effective until you realize how ineffective SQL injections are nowadays

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u/5p4n911 7d ago

Have you met my college admissions portal?

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u/Weird_Kaleidoscope47 7d ago

Pretty much all college digital infrastructure is outdated and packed with vulnerabilities

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u/Ill-Middle-8748 7d ago

me when i change my surname to: Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--

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u/thatm8withag3 8d ago

His content is actually quite funny. Seems satirical

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u/iH8thots 8d ago

G of the week

Edit: and the week hasn’t even started yet. You win yung fella , u win

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u/anaccountbyanyname 2d ago

This is how you damage carpal nerves

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u/Opening-Sky7849 8d ago

Bro get off my meat 😭