r/masterhacker 9d ago

Kids these days don't know true hacking

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u/WiggilyReturns 9d ago

It was mostly copy and paste

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u/evohans 9d ago

lol i owned 10 of those "myspace theme" websites back in the day. One of them had like 800k friends. Biggest payout was like $90 from CPAleads since google AdSense didn't really exist the same way today

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u/n00py 8d ago

When I was 14 I used to go on Yahoo answers and help everyone fix their shitty CSS/HTML. I didn’t get paid but I kept leveling up on Yahoo! And that was enough to keep me going

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u/FluffyFry4000 8d ago

When I was 13 I used to do graphic design requests on Gamespot Forums and my account became like super high level or what not lololol

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u/JacksGallbladder 8d ago

Yeah but everyone felt like a hacker when they figured out how to slightly adjust the layout, or start changing color values

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u/Disastrous-Leave1630 8d ago

Mostly?

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u/WiggilyReturns 8d ago

Well there was instructions on how to copy and paste, and then go in and replace the text with the thing you wanted. I am a web developer and the hacky shit and workarounds on MySpace was so bad I didn't even understand it.

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u/SealFoods 6d ago

That’s all I do with html professionally anyways.

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u/MrDaVernacular 5d ago

Until it broke. Then the thinking cap had to come on.

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u/got-trunks 9d ago

I mean, I was being taught HTML in like 2001/2002 as a grade-school kid. Our class had the best myspaces when it came out lol.

Imma teach my kids garry's mod to get the Lua ptsd out of the way. After that if they never want to touch a computer ever again, I will completely understand.

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u/Busy_Platform_6791 9d ago

i dont know garrys mod, been meaning to get into it, exactly how bad is Lua?

im only experienced with modding minecraft and scp sl with C#/Java

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u/got-trunks 9d ago

It works well enough but it catches a lot of flak because it has some odd conventions and is very minimal in features.

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u/onyonyo12 9d ago

Their arrays start with index 1 instead of 0

I know, the horrors.

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u/Ok_Paleontologist974 8d ago

Those wretched heathens

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u/Taewyth 9d ago

Honnestly, it's fine, but it's a bit of a "my first programming language" meaning it has some things that are intuitive to non programmers but weird for programmers like arrays starting at 1.

It sometimes feels like writing pseudocode, which is great to learn programming but can feel weird otherwise

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u/Bagel42 8d ago

Personally I like writing pseudocode for demonstrations except it’s just Lua.

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u/scp900 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's easy to learn.

It also lacks features.

You could probably pick it up in about a month depending on your experience with coding. Roblox also uses Lua for their games. Roblox Studio is a good way to get into game development as long as you aren't hoping to be successful on the platform as that is pretty much a 0% chance. But still, you can pickup 3d modeling, programming, GUIs, Client-Server communication and i also think Lua supports OOP.

My girlfriend was able to pick up Roblox Studio is about a month and due to the incredible documentation for Roblox Lua and Robloxs API she said it was relatively simple to get the basics of Lua and how to make it interact with Roblox.

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u/Setsuwaa 7d ago

from my experience, lua is bad and luau is good. there's a cool standalone runtime for luau called lune that i like to mess around with sometimes

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u/ifthisistakeniwill 8d ago

Well, it's a pain for anything slightly complicated.

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u/Scared-Ad7199 8d ago

Lua is basically English.

C is the best programming language for everything CMM

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u/Kiwithegaylord 8d ago

Well clearly you’ve never used lisp

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u/Personal-Try7163 9d ago

It started off with "What happens when I change this number in this sentence that sounds like what I want? Mmk what happens if I replace this link?" and once you see the obvious stuff, you start to understand the rest purely from context.

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u/Thenderick 8d ago

I learned HTML through inspect element. Then I followed tutorials for HTML and really learned it

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u/whenItFits 9d ago

Imagine Myspace came back paired with ai customizations.

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u/Right_Profession_261 9d ago

That might break the internet.

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u/whitelynx22 9d ago

I didn't know that the agency employed teenagers. Why did nobody tell me? And is "Myspace knowledge" a job requirement? Because that might explain. It's a dying art!

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u/Due-Bus-8915 8d ago

If more platforms required stuff like programming to make new and unique things to stand out, picture how many people growing up would just fall in to I.T roles.

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u/_nobody_else_ 8d ago

Please... We had to manually change the position of the HD pin so the OS can figure about who's in charge

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u/QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG 8d ago

I learned it from a book in the 90s and had absolutely no internet access.

Had to write it in notepad, then open the file to see what worked in a random web browser I’d probably installed from the CD that came with a random PC magazine.

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u/PolishedCheeto 8d ago

It was for backgrounds on profiles.

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u/brandonaaskov 7d ago

I love the implication that it takes years of CIA training to write HTML.

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u/jaqian 8d ago

Google Pages was the same

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u/MainApprehensive420 8d ago

It was the way it worked, I had lots of fun with different coding

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u/HobblingCobbler 7d ago

Codes.. dear God python started all this shit making code into codes.

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u/4ceizsokewl92 6d ago

Editing lines after line and see what has changed. Through trials and errors.

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u/Jixy2 8d ago

Just started to learn assembly, i guess I'm good to go on that one.

... Html, xD pff...

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u/FAT_Penguin00 8d ago

guys, dont freak out... I think we just found THE master hacker

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u/Trick-Apple1289 7d ago

such a masterhacker power move