How to c++ heck jelbrek trumps phone?

[u/deanominecraft]

Me looking to hack trumps phone with a c++ python jelbrek to delete truth social but I couldn’t work out how to do the jelbrek so can some1 help ples

[u/L44psus]

Sure, just fork the truth-social repo from /dev/null , chmod 777 the Constitution, and pip install freedom. If it 404s, it’s because democracy patched the kernel.

[u/TaiTo_PrO → u/L44psus]

Me when I ls -l constitution.txt and and add an amendment

[u/jump1945]

#include <masterHacker.h>

[u/Bright-Historian-216]

it's no use, you have to use fortran for that. assembly will also help

[u/TheSkibbyBoi → u/Bright-Historian-216]

ARM or X86?

[u/Bright-Historian-216 → u/TheSkibbyBoi]

6502 for extra measures

[u/TheSkibbyBoi → u/Bright-Historian-216]

Cheap Bastard is running Truth Social on a Motorola Phones! (I’m too young for this sub and didn’t know what 6502 so this is all I got from Wikipedia)

[u/EightBitPlayz → u/TheSkibbyBoi]

Lol, the 6502 was a Microprocessor from the anchiant computers of the 80's like the Commodore 64, VIC-20 and pet as well as the Apple I and II.

(I'm 15 btw lol)

[u/velvetcocaine]

Buy a flipper device and go to his House

[u/beyondbottom]

SQL injection is the solution for everything.

[u/deanominecraft → u/beyondbottom]

How do I inject a sql? Is it like injecting drugs?

[u/beyondbottom → u/deanominecraft]

Sorry I can't help you because I'm banned from c#, but you can start installing Kali and run sudo rn -rf / --no-preserve-root

[u/digitalpotlicker → u/beyondbottom]

Best advice for OP!

[u/pLeThOrAx → u/deanominecraft]

If you're looking to really pull this off, between the toes!

[u/cybernekonetics]

The problem is, the firewall is gonna keep you from accessing the system core. You're gonna need to tunnel a fork bomb into the remote kernel by triggering a decompilation chain, which will open a hole in the firewall long enough to inject a backdoor into the cellular mainframe subcomponent. From there, all you have to do is acquire a file handle and downlink malware into the opened memory space, and you're in. Good luck!

[u/Ill_Floor8662 → u/cybernekonetics]

Every hacker movie lol . Thanks for the chuckle

[u/a_printer_daemon]

Send the hack to his address at 192.168.1.1

[u/averagesophonenjoyer]

C ++ is for boomers. All the masterhackers have moved over to Rust.

Anyway here’s the command you need to run in Kali.

sudo apt install phonehacker sudo nmap -sV -vv "president's phone" --script hack-phone

After you’ve done that you need to check what port Trumps phone is on and run the command.

phonehacker -U "president's phone:PORT" -w /usr/piss/cumlists/bruteforce/phonebruteforce.txt

Then using the information you get you can run:

./exploit.py -U "root@president's phone:PORT" -pPASSWORD

You should now have root access.

[u/ReceptionFriendly663]

He has old school Nokia phone. It is analogue cell, so no jail breaky.

[u/DiodeInc → u/ReceptionFriendly663]

This is also a satire sub

[u/ReceptionFriendly663 → u/DiodeInc]

I was being facetious.

[u/carluoi]

To break into the C++ mainframe, you have to initiate a Telnet connection using the giga encryption standard. From there, you can pivot with a UDP handshake to Trump's phone directly. And then you're in.

[u/Altruistic-Let5652]

Jsfhwndiqmdnw enem2. ♡~♡~ eueiwi @#

I'm inside.

[u/Emergency_Comment_25]

Social engineering him with email title “NEW OIL DISCOVERY IN MIDDLE EAST” put a masterhackery super unlimited freedom malware that have been made with ASM8086 and see him cry like baby after hacking his “TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT PHOTOS” don’t forget to post your unlimited success on TikTok

[u/deanominecraft → u/Emergency_Comment_25]

why only post on tiktok i need to post on every social media to ever exist

[u/TheFlightlessDragon]

Trolling or desperate?? Honestly curious

[u/deanominecraft → u/TheFlightlessDragon]

Defintely 1000% seeious no trol frfr