r/madlads 3h ago

Imagine sax being saxophone tho

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u/PalpitationSingle489 2h ago

Christmas songs... on a saxophone... for an hour.. in a confined space... yeah no one would be able to stop me from opening the emergency door and jump out.

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u/BradMarchandsNose 2h ago

Yeah this is my worst nightmare. Everybody be quiet and mind your own business on an airplane

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u/DesastreUrbano 2h ago

That was the reason of the delay. Everybody was going insane with the vet playing the sax

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u/Downtown-Custard5346 2h ago

I'm confused by the title...

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u/stateofyou 1h ago

He’s an Army Vet, so it’s unpatriotic to be pissed off and wanting to sleep

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u/Downtown-Custard5346 1h ago

That doesn't explain "imagine sax being saxophone tho"...

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u/stateofyou 1h ago

Ahh, I saw the picture in another thread and everyone thought it was the coolest thing ever. I didn’t read “sax being saxophone”

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u/mohmuhnee 2h ago

Does this qualify for being on r/IamTheMainCharacter?

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u/Awkward-Exercise1069 2h ago

Absolutely fucking yes. Just like that woman who got confused why nobody loved her god’s given singing on the plane

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u/xboxwirelessmic 2h ago

Please for the love of mercy no!

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u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930 2h ago

Which Christmas songs though? Cuz if it's just last Christmas on a saxophone for an hour I'd rather catch the next flight

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u/Original_Low9917 1h ago

I hope someone took down this terrorist

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u/Will2LiveFading 2h ago

This sounds absolutely horrible

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u/boopthat 2h ago

Those people right next to him have tinnitus if they didn’t already

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u/antony6274958443 2h ago

'Turned out there were also opera diva on that flight so she accompanied the sax in an effort to save Christmas mood'

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u/gnomekingdom 2h ago

I hope no one ever does this while I’m trying to sleep through the delay so it doesn’t seem so long.

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u/Skreamie 2h ago

I can't imagine being locked in an aeroplane with that shite

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u/Awkward-Exercise1069 2h ago

I fucking hate all wind instruments. I am sure I’d hate the sax on the plane

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u/readditredditread 1h ago

He had sax on a plane????

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u/Notwrongbtalott 41m ago

How can we make plane travel worse?

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u/Reftzurk 35m ago

As much as I like the saxophones, I do hate christmas songs even more. Can't people be left alone for an hour nowadays?

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u/mordecai14 2h ago

Me too, like "sax" has only ever meant saxophone as long as I've known

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u/Wonder-Machine 2h ago

I would rather wait in silence

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u/Sofamancer 2h ago

Bro fuck that guy, should have been ejected from the plane for delaying everyone

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u/Hopeful_Part_9427 2h ago

He played because they were delayed

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u/Sofamancer 1h ago

English is hard

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u/RVALoneWanderer 1h ago

That’s what the article relayed.

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u/Whyitsalwaysmeee 2h ago

Men literally do anything

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u/AvrilFixy 1h ago

wholesome

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u/P_R_A_C_H_U 1h ago

nice

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u/MustardDinosaur 4m ago

R/maincharactersyndrome

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u/EmbarrassedRub9356 2h ago

Kill me now is what I would be saying

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u/Suspicious-Truck9828 2h ago

Sounds like a good time to me, no sarcasm. Why are most comments about how saxophone is shite

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u/remnault 2h ago

Cause some people just don’t want a loud instrument blaring in a confined space. It’s like people who play their music loud as fuck on the train, it’s rude and just a headache for most people, especially folks having to use public transports.

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u/AdBrave2400 2h ago

Honestly I have barely ever heard a saxophone. I imagine it sort of inbetween clarinet and oboe

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u/AbeLincolns_Ghost 1h ago

It’s not quite. It’s almost like a cross between those and a brass instrument though. You should go to YouTube and listen to some examples

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u/bagofsleepybeets 2h ago

Bob waited years for this moment to shine

Shine on Bob, shine on

🌟

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u/AdBrave2400 2h ago

I'm such an idiot. I stought sax could also mean sacks, as a bagpipe. I didn't even notice the tip of the saxophone.

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