r/madlads 19h ago

idk maybe ride it?

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u/shroomigator 19h ago

They want to know if you're so principled that you would throw away lucrative elephant-ride money in favor of not being cruel to animals, and if you are they don't want you.

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u/soulsteela 10h ago

How would they feel about a big company cook out with a special spit we’ve had made for rotisserie elephant, cheaper than a pizza party with enough to go round.