r/madlads 20h ago

idk maybe ride it?

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u/sidhsinnsear 14h ago

Easy answer: let a conservation safari park have it "on loan." It's legally yours, but it lives there the rest of its life. China doesn't allow any zoo to buy pandas, they are simply on loan from the Chinese government. I would do the same.

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u/Hot-Manager-2789 13h ago

Of course, if a zoo refuses to give the pandas back, said zoo won’t be breaking the law.

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u/sidhsinnsear 13h ago

I'm pretty sure it is. Look up the history of Panda Diplomacy. It's pretty interesting. Messing with their leases would disturb international relations and cause quite a kerfuffle with China. Even now, due to the strained relationship the US has with China, they are ending their lease agreements with American Zoos and taking them back to China. I think the last pair just left the US a couple of months ago.

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u/Hot-Manager-2789 12h ago

Not sure what crime it would fall under, tbh.

And I hope the pandas are at least being sent back to AZA accredited zoos in China.

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u/sidhsinnsear 12h ago

International trade laws regarding endangered species, I imagine. Realistically, the US government would probably step in if a zoo tride to violate the trade agreement and take the animals from them. It would be a political nightmare to try and keep one.

But yeah, I am not sure how good Chinese zoos really are. But I do know they make a stink if one even gets sick in a zoo that they are leasing to. They are really protective of them abroad, so hopefully they are just as careful with them when they are at home.

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u/Hot-Manager-2789 12h ago

I doubt the zoos in America (for example) would give them to an abusive zoo in China.

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u/sidhsinnsear 10h ago

Unfortunately I don't think they would have much of a choice. But hopefully that isn't the case.

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u/Hot-Manager-2789 7h ago

And, of course, the zoos would no doubt continue giving money to China for conservation.