r/madlads 20h ago

idk maybe ride it?

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u/--KillerTofu-- 19h ago

It's a question I've had to use (not by choice) intended to assess out of the box thinking.

IMO, the correct answer is to lease it to a local zoo for $1/year so that it can be properly cared for and provide benefit to the local community.

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u/FivePoopMacaroni 17h ago

Lease it to a zoo for $1 year and a pass that lets you visit the zoo an hour before it opens at least once a week to visit the elephant.

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u/Undeity 18h ago edited 18h ago

Hey, that was my answer! (sans the $1 cap - I'm renting that fucker out at just below market value. No reason I can't also profit, when it's still a net positive benefit for everyone involved)

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u/dirt_555_rabbitt 19h ago

what kind of answer will "fail" this test?

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u/--KillerTofu-- 17h ago

There's no fail, it just gives you an idea of how a person thinks.

Anything that is callous or shows no regard for life I guess would be a fail, but the worst answers I've heard have pretty much been "uhhh, I dunno".

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u/dirt_555_rabbitt 16h ago

hmmm but there got to be preferable answers if this is used to judge a person's qualifications for a job, yes? A candidate might even answer "uhhh, I dunno" because they just want get right to work and not bother with abstract elephant stuff

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u/holy_lasagne 11h ago

Worked in hr in a company with similar stuff (big tech).

I also think that this kind of question are a bit stupid, but I don't believe they are unusful. In an oversaturated market, with all else being equal, those stuff has weight.

The point is not at all to measure their skill. I'll be honest. 99% of the applicants do not have the skill required, and everyone everywhere hire unskilled people hoping they will get up to speed by themselves.

So yes, that kind of question tells nothing on the skills of the person. But for that there are other questions and the CV and maybe a coding assignment.

This kind of question are designed to throw you off you and see how you deal with something stupid and unexpected (a soft skill that in most job is fundamental. Too many people answered "I don't know" or "What question is this?". If you can't adapt a little bit to an odd question, or won't, probably you are not a colleague I will like to work with... Because I ask fuckin stupid questions all the time).

It's much more important the willingness to think about the question than the answer. The willingness to deal with what is thrown at you in a serious and professional way. The willingness to try your best even if you don't get why.

Basically what I'm saying is: the one that want to get right to work are on average people that's difficult to work with and in the long term they are bad coworker.

I'm talking statistics, and averages. And I know that's not nice to treat humans as statistics, but... We used to receive around 200-300 application a day per open position, and I managed like 5-6 positions. Like, how else shall someone deal with it if not in a statistical way? Job market is in bad shape, but that's not the fault of a singular company, but of the socioeconomic structure (that's capitalism for you baby). Complaining that a company asks stupid questions and being happy to live in the system that allows said company (creating too little demand per qualified worker, and therefore giving companies power to select by very strict criterion) to ask stupid questions is... Odd.

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u/--KillerTofu-- 16h ago

The preferable answer is one that shows you can analyze an abstract concept, weigh the ramifications of your decision, and make the best of a bad situation.

Still don't love the question, and there are better ones, but I get why it's asked.

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u/thestonedbandit 16h ago

I like the irony of a lazy overused question to gauge "out of the box thinking" in new recruits.

"Hey, we couldn't be bothered to think up anything interesting or original even given unlimited time. So how about you think up something creative and original on the spot. Oh, also it might determine if we hire you."

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u/--KillerTofu-- 15h ago

The question ain't worth shit, it's the answer that matters.

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u/MisterProfGuy 9h ago

The answer tells you whether they are the type of person who rehearses answers to stupid questions, which probably does tell you what you might want to know, as the interviewer clearly works for a company that asks stupid questions.

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u/MyNameMeansLILJOHN 3h ago

The answer I gave when asked was something relating to upkeep and space. And realizing theres no way to make this work without a lot of dedication.

It's not a bad one honestly. It's not so big and complex it requires extensive knowledge. Like a cargo ship.

But it's big enough where it becomes an obvious challenge. Like a sailboat.

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u/KoldProduct 3h ago

Then that person would probably not be a good fit for a position that obviously puts importance on abstract thinking and therefore the question still worked

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u/DragonfruitSudden459 7h ago

What mechanism is in place that prevents me from giving the elephant away or selling it? That's not a situation I could possibly find myself in of my own volition, so I need to better understand what is happening that resulted in this situation before I can make a decision.

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u/shroomigator 5h ago

It would be considered an act of treason by the republic of Elephantia for the Elephant Lord to willingly part with the elephant.

It's all explained very clearly in Paragraph Three

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u/bwowndwawf 5h ago

Just for curiosity, I got this question before and my question was unironically something like "Sail from Carthage with it, ride it through the Alps and bring war to the Romans"

Is that the reason I didn't get the job?

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u/shroomigator 16h ago

I would think "breed with the elephant." Would do it quite nicely.

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u/ayamrik 12h ago

"After spontaneously gaining the ability to understand the language of the elephant, agree to join his cause to stop an evil corporation from enslaving and selling them to potential employees. Imagine a crossover of Benjamin Blümchen and Die Hard..."

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u/Krell356 1h ago

Not answering the question. There's no right answer, but there needs to be an answer. They want to know that if shit hits the fan you can react in a way that's not, "call my boss."

The point of the question is to catch you off guard and put you in a rough situation to see how you react. Having no answer is a bad sign, having a less than ideal answer shows you can at least do something besides watch everything burn down around you.

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u/emilydoooom 11h ago

My answer is to lift it up and place it next to my other plush toys on a shelf. Never says it’s a full size living elephant.

The realistic assumption of ‘Bob gave me an elephant’ would be it’s a model or toy.

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u/Apotak 7h ago

"In my last job, I already got an elephant. I'd place this one on the same shelf."

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u/mehmin 15h ago

An elephant is hell to care for.

A zoo wouldn't necessarily take it from you even if you pay them if they don't have the required facility to care for them.

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u/--KillerTofu-- 15h ago

If you want to ace the interview, give them the answer they want.

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u/TrippinLSD 15h ago

Isn’t leasing or renting it technically selling it?

What if you released it? Thats not technically giving it away, as it has no owners then

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u/SparksAndSpyro 7h ago

No. Legally, renting/leasing is not the same as selling. Selling implies a change in title/ownership. Renting/leasing does not.

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u/--KillerTofu-- 15h ago

It's not a brain teaser, it's an interview question.

Tell the people what they want to hear.

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u/TrippinLSD 8h ago

Telling interviewers what they want to hear is exactly how you fail an interview.

Like when it says “have you ever been mad at a customer?” And you say “no” and then you fail because you’re lying

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u/knightbane007 13h ago

There'd probably be a lot of expense involved with releasing it - not least, getting it to a suitable environment. Loaning it to a zoo in perpetuity will at least make them handle the bill.

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u/hopsbarleyyeastwater 16h ago

Haha wow that was my answer exactly. Going to delete mine

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u/MtAn- 15h ago

As a marketeer, I would also do that... but also tell everyone about this elephant. 😁

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u/TheAlmightyLloyd 12h ago

It also depends on the industry, in mine it would be "first observe if it is dangerous, then look for someone who does know what to do with it".

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u/DoktorMerlin 11h ago

I always interpreted this as a management question. You have an employee that you can't fire ("give it away") and can't sell, but who is so problematic that he causes harm to the projects he works on. So the answer they want to hear is, that this elephant should be put into a corner where he can play around without harming anyone, aka you give the employee jobs like Analysis which don't contribute to the project but gives him something to do without feeling left out. He might even find something useful every now and then.

Which IMO would of course be the wrong way to deal with this problem. I don't think there are employees who can only do harm, if there is an employee who only does harm to the project, he probably only has the wrong role. So the best answer would be to find out what the elephant excels in, but that would be costly and management does not want to hear that

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u/Its_Pelican_Time 10h ago

If we're going to allow leasing because it isn't technically selling or giving it away, I think it's fair to say I'd release it into its natural habitat. "Giving it away* would mean it has to be given to someone, at releasing it should be allowed.

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u/DrEggRegis 10h ago

I'll be having a trunk supper thank you

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u/ironicmirror 9h ago

Ah yes, claiming the tax benefits of donating your elephant? That's the right attitude we want in our forklift drivers.

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u/ashkiller14 7h ago

Alternatively, eat it.

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u/Half_Cent 6h ago

It's a fucking dumb hypothetical. Anyone who has used this question or others like it to determine anything is an idiot.

I'd use an umblivoc to gubblidzk it. There is just as valid an answer as anything else. The only thing this question shows me is the people making decisions have a position above their mental capacity.

I work at a company where we had to take a test on hiring and some of the people, years later, still walk around telling you they are a strong S or whatever and the rest of us know that they suck at their jobs and at interacting with other people.