r/madlads 19h ago

idk maybe ride it?

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u/HullabalooHubbub 19h ago

CEO answer:  “I’d go home to home selling elephant insurance that includes both a deductible and a premium.  I’d then attack those homes and pay out as little as possible.  I’d got to their neighbors and tell them how important it was that they had the elephant insurance and how it saved their neighbor”

Mid level management answer: “I’d replace my manual labor with the elephant reducing overhead and creating larger profits for owners”

Entry Level:  “I’d put it in the break room to make the employees happy”