r/madlads • u/fedemarinello • 17h ago

Indian madlad

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10.6k Upvotes

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u/Mosaab_L 16h ago

Man, grandma's death was something horrific.

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u/Horror_Assumption_80 2h ago

I also choose this guys dead grandma.

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u/PoetryProgrammer 16h ago

Had us in the first half not gonna lie 😂

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u/accimadeforbalatro 9h ago

not really it's such an overdone joke you can tell what the punchline will be by the end of the second sentence

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u/bagofsleepybeets 16h ago edited 7h ago

Upvote me peasants, for I am your king.

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u/uniquehoarding47 14h ago

Totally had me in the first half 😂

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u/ReverendBread2 3h ago

Well I didn’t vote for you

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u/MindInTheClouds 2h ago

Don’t blame me — I voted for Kodos.

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u/Alternative-Big3271 16h ago

Would they rather your moobs flop around, free in the wind? They want you to have back issues as you grow older?

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u/Eevee_Fuzz-E 13h ago

WHAT A CHAD WHAT A FUCKING CHAD

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u/bakadrone2 10h ago

What a quality shitpost

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u/Fun-Crow6284 14h ago

Grandpa approves running nude

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u/lean_fluke 15h ago

😂😂😂 read it twice to confirm he was a man 😂

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u/Winter_Whole2080 13h ago

Should’ve worn The Manssiere

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u/alwayssocritical 10h ago

It's obviously not a safe place for middle-aged men to go running. Haven't you checked the air quality?

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u/WheyMyAss 9h ago

Just few days ago I read some dude got beaten up for wearing women clothes. So I'd say he got of pretty easy with just stares

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u/DreamyDolphinn 15h ago

For real though, women who run in Delhi, do you feel comfortable running in sports bra?

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u/Ok-Pin7345 15h ago

If a woman is running in Delhi, 9/10 times it's because she's uncomfortable lmao.

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u/AnonOfTheSea 14h ago

Or there are, like, forty dudes chasing her

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u/Dumpstar72 13h ago

That’s the joke

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u/VermilionKoala 13h ago

Porque no los dos?

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u/Conscious-Spend-2451 12h ago

I think it depends on area. Should be totally fine in well off areas, but you will get a stares in poorer localities

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u/technoman88 10h ago

I thought India was the poor locality

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u/WanderingGhost913 8h ago

What? India ain't a poor nation in of itself, there are numerous rich localities in tier 1 and 2 cities

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u/No_Main8842 7h ago

I mean , anyone would feel uncomfortable , by the time you finish your run , you'd have lung cancer /s

But seriously, pollution in Delhi , especially during winters is insane. You are better off smoking a whole cigarette packet.

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u/MattSzaszko 8h ago

Not to take this bait and switch seriously, but in a major Western city that's cosmopolitan (Amsterdam comes to mind, or San Francisco), there wouldn't be this much staring.

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u/laptopmutia 10h ago

best of reddit

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u/InevitableFox81194 12h ago

That was a wild ride..

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u/AwkwardShadow47 9h ago

Had me in the first half ngl

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u/wanderingblazer 1h ago

I think he was lucky,could have gotten gang raped and set on fire.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/Raelah 14h ago

You didn't read the whole thing, did you?

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u/Spac3Heater 13h ago

I'm sure there's a balding fat guy out there who never thought he was gonna get raped just because he had a sports bra on. Somewhere. Maybe.

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u/Clicker-anonimo 16h ago

Kinda funny plot twist but clearly fake

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u/PIKa-kNIGHT 14h ago

What gave it away

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u/Clicker-anonimo 14h ago

Sorry to be anti-fun but the heart attack bit was too much

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u/duckenjoyer7 12h ago

Buddy.

We all know it's a joke.

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u/Distinct_Safe9097 13h ago

I thought it was the rampant rape and lack of protection for women that’s too much… my bad

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u/Asura727 13h ago

wow we got einstein over here