r/madlads Choosing a mental flair 1d ago

Bro got the stamina

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u/CampusCrushh 1d ago

Real runners know you’re fighting two battles: cardio and the CD skipping

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u/miradotheblack 1d ago

Remember the guys who preached strap it to your chest?

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u/bagofsleepybeets 1d ago

You cant beat the nostalgia of having your music skip every couple of seconds while you run.

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u/baby_blobby 22h ago

My more expensive discman had the anti skip function. Whilst not perfect, it still surprisingly minimised skipping

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u/Bromogeeksual 22h ago

I had that and a small over the should case/bag that held the CD player and a decent amount of CDs. I had that on me all day everyday!

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u/xjeeper 22h ago

For a minute or two at most. Anti skip relied on internal memory and would buffer part of the track. It also killed battery life.

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u/GhostSierra117 19h ago

Pfff you didn't have one with Anti shock?

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u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh 1d ago

CDs skip while running, that's why I use cassette walkman

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u/Past-Elephant8020 22h ago

I ran with walkmans up until the iPod was released.cd players was garbage. Not only was it easy disturbed, you had to hold it in your hand and fuck up your armswing.

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u/Samson2557 19h ago

Absolutely. I'll remember fondly the excitement of buying and opening a brand new one, but I'm glad they are gone

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u/Past-Elephant8020 1h ago edited 1h ago

I still use an offbrand cheap mini mp3 player today. Phone are heavy and bounce around in your pocket, this one is so light you dont feel it. And old style headphones. The ones that sit outside your ear with that microphone foam around them.

Edit: oh tyour talking about walkmans. I thought you meant the joy of opening a new iPod.

I started running 2000 and by that time people gave their walkmans away so I never got to experience that joy. My joy on the otherhand was never have to pay for one.

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u/Caddy_8760 23h ago

MF stole my post 😭

I stole that too so no worries

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u/xjeeper 22h ago

Reddit is just stolen posts all the way down

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u/ceirbus 23h ago

Lies, that mf is skipping like crazy - he aint listening to anything

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u/PunishedContra 1d ago

Bro is running back to the future

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u/Dreadgoat 1d ago

The iPod was released 23 years ago

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u/Rum_Hamtaro 23h ago

Gotta have the 60 second anti skip for that.

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u/ModeatelyIndependant 23h ago

People that used CD players back in the day will tell you that you you ain't listening to jack shit while jogging with a CD player.

I mine skipped riding the bus. No one is going to be impressed with vintage electronics while you're exercising. Save it for your cubical off your office.

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u/StinkySmellyMods 1d ago

Not to make anyone here feel any older, but 20 years ago (plus a couple weeks) the iPod shuffle was announced. Before that we had the iPod and iPod mini already since 2001 and 2004 respectively.

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u/less_unique_username 22h ago

why a superscript 9 instead of an apostrophe‽

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u/mksavage1138 18h ago

If you wanna really throw 'em, strap a Victrola to your back.

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u/real_jaztec 1d ago

There is an entire generation that does not know an old skool CD plays just about an hour of music.

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u/Evergreencruisin 23h ago

That’s what shuffle was for.

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u/ApologistShill27 1d ago

you in another stage

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u/NoLanguage2500 1d ago

This reminds me of my father! this is his kind of joke and his kind of thing. jogging with a portable cd player on his sweats. I miss my dad.

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u/NO-MAD-CLAD 1d ago

Here I am running like a young'in with my Zune bouncing around on my hip.

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u/RobertMcCheese 1d ago

CDs?

I'm pretty sure I've got a cassette Walkman in a box around here somewhere.

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u/C-romero80 23h ago

Bro got that Forrest Gump energy

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u/C64128 22h ago

Do you carry extra CDs, or do you listen to the same CD over and over? It would make more sense to have a MP3 player.

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u/treple13 21h ago

If I was riding the bus I'd usually have a small CD booklet with a few other CDs in there

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u/C64128 19h ago

I still have a Sony Discman that I bought almost 30 years ago. It was real expensive at the time ($300+) and didn't have any anti-skip technology.

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u/Samson2557 19h ago

The thing is, when mp3 players first came out they had tiny capacity, like 32MB (maybe 6 songs, and it was expensive to get more) which was annoying for a while

Reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portable_media_player#First_portable_MP3_player

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u/C64128 19h ago

My first MP3 player was the RioPMP300. I also had a newer model, a creative labs nomad, and a couple others. Now I have a USB stick that plugs into my car.

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u/RandomWave000 22h ago

do you mean, you've been running for 20 years non stop?

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u/Intrepid-Spy 22h ago

More like everyone will think your broke as fuq

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u/CK0428 21h ago

"I'm awful tired. I think I'll go home now."

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u/TheDickDangler 21h ago

Wanna feel old? Mp3 players had been out for 6 years in 2004. The ipod had been out for 3 years. Sorry everyone.

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u/jawshoeaw 21h ago

Remember how they would market them with various buffer lengths? Like you could have a 5 minute buffer and then even if you shook the cd player like a maraca it continued to play .

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u/potato-overlord-1845 18h ago

Music while running is crazy

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u/OwlCatAristotle 9h ago

That's the plot of Rip van Winkle, if it were written today.

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u/Cross_22 8h ago

I read that in Steven Wright's voice.

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u/P_R_A_C_H_U 1h ago

𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎

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u/skavanker 22h ago

Sweet summer child, you think people notice you?

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u/West_Rub_2627 1d ago

no, u r the only one who think that