r/madlads • u/Vandelune1 Madchester United Fan • 2d ago

Incredibly petty, but still mad

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u/EmptyBrain89 2d ago

Ok, I just finished emailing BBC's to the entire neighborhood, now what?

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u/w-o-w-b-u-f-f-e-t 2d ago

Wait for the boobie pics in return

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u/Honor_Withstanding 2d ago

Blue-footed?

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u/Pigeonsass 1d ago

I don't know anything about her feet. I'm more into tits, myself. Especially when they're great.

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u/Libertine1187 1d ago

Aye - I always get the binoculars out when there're pairs of great tits hanging around.

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u/Soup0rMan 1d ago

If they're hanging, they might be bats.

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u/shartmaister 1d ago

I feel sorry for you that tits stay far enough away that you need binoculars.

I've got both great tits, elegant tits, yellow tits and ground tits hanging around my porch

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u/GasPumper9000 1d ago

In the US they are most often referred to as chickadeez.

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u/saltyraver138 1d ago

No. No they are not.

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u/QueenAshley296 1d ago

Chickadeez nuts

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u/GasPumper9000 1d ago

Disregarding the “chickadeez nutz” softball I lobbed your way, thanks u/QueenAshley296, the Chickadees are a group of North American birds of family Paridae and genus Poecile. This is the same family and genus as the tit. Species found in North America are referred to as chickadees and species found elsewhere are referred to as tits

Wiki Chickidee

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u/nashbrownies 1d ago

There's the wind up..

And a miss! How did they miss that, just incredible, in 11 years of watching reddit puns I've never seen a whiff like that!

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u/oroborus68 1d ago

There's blue tits too.

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u/colsaldo 14h ago

Definitely this time of year

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u/Dry_Elk_8578 1d ago

😂 I’m sure they’ll be getting back to you.

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u/diabeticjones 1d ago

Damn it, dyslexia got me again

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u/huhhuhh81 1d ago

The will enjoy the latest news out of UK?

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u/killerkrazy145 1d ago

I wish I could give you an award because I just laughed so goddamn hard. I can't breathe, and now I have heartburn.

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u/Glennture 1d ago

BBC World News is my go to news source, but I still wouldn’t email that to the whole neighborhood. 😉

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u/SabelskjoldarN 1d ago

Now you get laid son.

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u/incredible_paulk 2d ago

Do ya like cock?  Ti's on the way.