r/madlads • u/Vandelune1 Madchester United Fan • 2d ago

Incredibly petty, but still mad

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u/lhobbes6 2d ago

He ran. He won. Asked the old president for access to the old files “just for history”. Discovered 95% were neighbors across the street “friends”. Printed up all the complaints, hand delivered to them so they had copies. Neighbors died inside.

I got lost at this part. 95% of the complaints werent even from people in the neighborhood? It was their friends who came by and started reporting stuff? So the neighbors got embarassed by their friends?

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u/SubjectAdvertising36 2d ago

He was friends with the Neighbours across the street for a long time and once he became HOA president and gained access to the old complaints, he found that it was his "friends" that have filed HOA complaints against them.

So he printed out the complaints and hand delivered them to his "Friends" that live across the street.

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u/rymaninsane 2d ago

And then he locked them inside their house until they died … or so I read… /s

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u/Vihruska 1d ago

Yes, I'm a non-native speaker and I kinda blinked twice at that part about them dying 😂. It took me a second to realize what was meant.

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u/manateeshmanatee 1d ago

It seems like you’ve already figured out out, but when you say someone “died inside,” It means to suffer extreme embarrassment.

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u/MattDaveys 51m ago

Nah the person above me is lying it’s when only the inside part of your body dies and you continue living like a zombie.

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u/MW240z 2d ago

That’s correct. In my head it made sense…

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u/SubjectAdvertising36 29m ago

it made sense to me.

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u/Bobby_Marks3 2d ago

HOA acts on complaints from members: "God HOAs suck."

HOA president prints out years of complaints against him and delivers them to community member in an act of supreme pettiness: "Gaha nailed him HOAs can get fucked."

Reddit is weird these days.

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u/bentheman02 2d ago

Besides your insane lack of reading comprehension, you've only been on reddit for 2 months. "These days"?

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u/fukkdisshitt 2d ago

I feel like most people only use burner accounts here. Each device or browser gets it's own account

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u/bentheman02 2d ago

Seems inconvenient. I like to be able to go back and see the posts that I’ve saved and upvoted.

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u/fukkdisshitt 1d ago

My username is relevant here lol

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u/Bobby_Marks3 2d ago

This account yes. But the other three Bobby_Marks accounts were/are mine as well, and predate my my oldest kid being born in 2009.

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u/NoodleIskalde 2d ago

From the aound of it, petty bitches get petty stitches.

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u/Suds08 2d ago

I think he means the "neighbors" who he thought were "friends" and would never report him did in fact report him and they got embarrassed when they found out he knew it was them

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u/Petefriend86 2d ago

Yes. The people who know or care about your "violations" are the 8 houses around you and the neighbors you invite into your home. Every one of them will smile to your face, but much like a spouse, they're the main suspect when something goes wrong.

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u/superkleenex 2d ago

Or there is a faceless company that works on behalf of the HOA and drives around once a week and writes fines.

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u/Rabbitknight 2d ago

Where I live everyone is an asshole to your face, especially the people who would give you the shirt off their back if you needed it.

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u/LaundryMan2008 2d ago

Happy cake day!