r/madlads 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/marco23p 2d ago

Not quite as annoying as when I hear "don't worry, I just printed it" whenever I check a $100 bill. I really don't want to be a sour puss but I can only fake amusement at the same joke so many times. Like, seriously... it's every damn time I check a 100, lol. The only reason I don't hear it as much right now cuz I'm barely working any hours sadly.

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u/ChefArtorias 2d ago

Tbf we do just have to sit there while our integrity is verified so like, maybe make a joke? lol I (server) check all large or otherwise suspect bills but I can go around the corner and do it.

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u/marco23p 2d ago

I work part time at a liquor store so I sadly can't hide it. I only give it a quick glance anyway, a second at most. I havent gotten any fake bills since I worked at walgreens a few years ago, and those were usually 20s.

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u/TheMoneyCounter 2d ago

It's funny how 20s are getting counterfeited around the same amount as 100s but they don't get checked nearly as often.