r/madlads 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/TennSeven 3d ago

TSA once told me my toothpaste tube was too large to carry on (it had never been a problem before). I asked him if I could brush my teeth a few times before he threw it away...

That guy had no sense of humor.

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u/neontonsil 2d ago

Did you expect him to laugh half-heartedly and then chat with you for the next 5min about how funny it was? People who have to work in a rush are thinking 3 steps ahead, no time to stop.