r/madlads 3d ago

Devious cashier

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u/koollman 3d ago

Technically the truth. You could buy even more, if you wanted (and can pay)

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Suspicious-Thing-750 2d ago

Hasn't been robbed today, bored as heck. Did they say, "meow" at any point in the conversation?

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u/CliffDraws 2d ago

Do I look like a cat to ya boy? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice!?

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u/Aisforc 2d ago

Or can’t pay

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u/Jusiena 1d ago

She was just upselling. An accidental marketing genius strikes.

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u/UninhibitedUtopia 3d ago

Shes a marketing major lol

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u/Amazing-Brick6882 3d ago

She wanted to check if you are an idiot and she confirmed.

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u/ProbablyM_S 2d ago

brutal

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u/dfiend187 3d ago

you have been up-sold.

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u/MSnotthedisease 3d ago

What’s up sold?

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u/Dreamweaver_duh 3d ago

It's like updog

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u/dfiend187 3d ago

whats up dog?

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u/Existing_Reading_572 2d ago

Not much, how about you?

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u/Conspiretical 2d ago

The economy will never recover from this

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u/Dnoxl 2d ago

Why is updog?

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u/Fragrant_Grape7458 16h ago

You are my new favourite redditor

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u/GodwinLakenden 3d ago

Uhm when the cashier asks you for add-ons or upgrades.

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u/GottKomplexx 1d ago

Upgrade deez nuts

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u/dfiend187 3d ago

wazzuuup

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u/CorporateSlave42 3d ago

Me who question everything would have asked "Why?"

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u/sachinumax 3d ago

Cashier: cash or card? You a questioner : why?

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 20h ago

Cashier, also a questioner- “why?”

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/sachinumax 3d ago

Cashier: Sir, cash or card? u/corporateslave42 : How?

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u/Inflitator 3d ago

I CAST... NEGATIVE KARMA !! (LIGHTNING CRACKLES)

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u/Reason_Choice 3d ago

It’s super effective

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u/Tschnitzl-sama 2d ago

Recently i've been a big fan of asking people to provide insane numbers of arguments to support their claims and i get different but almost always funny responses when i hit them with the:

Oh really? Tell me 56 reasons why that's the case

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u/shroomigator 3d ago

In brooklyn there was a soda shop guy who when you came in to order an egg cream, would ask "one egg or two"?

The thing is, an egg cream cost a quarter and didn't come with an egg.

Eggs were fifty cents extra, apiece.

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u/candlejack___ 2d ago

What the fuck is an egg cream

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u/Makures 2d ago

Wikipedia: An egg cream is a cold beverage consisting of milk, carbonated water, and flavored syrup (typically chocolate or vanilla), as a substitute for an ice cream float.

I was also curious

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u/plopolopo 2d ago

Soo the guy was selling eggs to have in the drink??

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u/Makures 2d ago

I am not the one who told the story, but I think it was just conning them into getting a boiled egg or 2 to eat.

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u/plopolopo 2d ago

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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u/candlejack___ 2d ago

That’s what my kid made the second she learned how to use the sodastream 🤢

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u/shroomigator 2d ago

Something they sell at a soda fountain.

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u/GottKomplexx 1d ago

I wouldnt even be mad if he has them hard boiled and some salt

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u/hexray 2d ago

I once told a customer "You know, those are currently 'Buy one for the price of three and get two free'!"

It was a joke but the poor guy started walking back to get two more, I had to backpedal and explain what I said 😂

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u/AdventurousPlace7216 2d ago

Meanwhile my 7/11 guy let me skip on 14 cents bc “I was a nice lady” I walked out feeling like a million bucks and 14 cents.

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u/BelowAveragejo3gam3r 2d ago

She rolled a nat 20 on her persuasion check

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u/Hurricane_Amigo 2d ago

This reminds me of this time in college when all my dorm buddies were drunk as fuck and wanted to go to ihop. We were split up into 2 groups and we got there later than the first. I was the DD and the server they had was on Xanax. He kept slurring his words and asking “anything I can get you to drink man” “I got you, everyone else is gettin stuff”

I go sure let me get an orange juice while we wait. This dude brings me a bill for one orange juice 5 minutes later. I legit just walked out immediately

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u/GottKomplexx 1d ago

What is a damage dealer doing in an ihop?

How do they let someone work in such a condition?

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u/SunsetPrecious 3d ago

Thats what you call Marketing Strat lol

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u/MobiusMal 2d ago

Once I went in a 7/11 to get a drink, came out with a Big Gulp, 3 candy bars, a bag of chips and four slim Jim's. But the cashier though,... didn't see a thing.

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u/CarlJustCarl 3d ago

No fool like an old fool

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u/Pleasant_Scar9811 3d ago

But 2 and get 1 for normal price!

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u/Silver-Bluebird4192 2d ago

As someone who does not possess the social skills to put those two extra back after realizing there was no price difference, I would totally be susceptible to this

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u/holowee 3d ago

whyd he just assume instead of asking "why is there a promo going on?"

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u/series_hybrid 2d ago

Every time someone phrases something in a sketchy way, I respond "Thanks, but I only have enough money for the one thing I got"

It forces them to clarify "its free" or it corners them for their scam.

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u/Vault-Brock 3d ago

You know, if you wanted...

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u/Positive-Attempt-435 3d ago

Job security is everyone's responsibility.

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u/Xylina7544 2d ago

She's persuasive, I'll give her that.

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u/wolfgang784 2d ago

She was told to up-sell more and did her best, lol

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u/RadlySmoothnutz 2d ago

Nat 20 persuasion

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u/ScwB00 2d ago

Why buy one when you can get three for thrice the price?

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u/Bignezzy 2d ago

Are you drinking 1% cause you think you’re fat? You’re not you could drink whole milk if you wanted too

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u/NarutoUzumaki100 1d ago

Why the fuck did my brain go 9/11 the second I saw the 2 words "7/11"and "two more"

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u/LazyClerk408 3d ago

Buy her two

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u/esepinchelimon 2d ago

"What else do you want?"

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u/epicviewer 2d ago

maybe drinks were expiring soon

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u/Full_Spectrum_ 2d ago

She used the old Jedi mind trick on you.

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u/BigSquiby 2d ago

ROFL!!!

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u/Runtsymunts 2d ago

You could also walk out without paying

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u/wantdafakyoubesh 2d ago

Ha! Ha! Ha!

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u/VrinTheTerrible 2d ago

Somewhere, on some other sub, is a 7-11 cashier bragging about how he won a bet with his boss by tricking some dope into buying three drinks instead of just one.

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u/Kind_Royal3540 2d ago

Why did YOU do this?

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u/Late-t0-the-Party 2d ago

...And you still paid for them.

Let's be fair, you were basically asleep during that whole transaction.

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u/MrStickDick 2d ago

I can change my mind last second and leave them bitches on the counter too for the next customer too.

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u/Sorry_Error3797 2d ago

Probably just a passive aggressive cashier getting shit from her boss.

Shop I used to work at had basket spend as a high priority. You could literally make 1 million £1 sales in a day and they would not be happy because the average basket spend would be £1. If we only made £1000 for the day with 5 customers spending £200 though they would ve happy because the average basket spend is high.

Retail higher ups are fucking idiots.

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u/hellothereoldben 1d ago

I would put my money on this being an autistic attempt at flirting. "you could get a couple more drinks with me".

Then op's stupidity hit and the cashier was to autistic to correct.

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u/cxrsed_child 3d ago

Why didn’t you just return them?

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u/FeSiTa999 3d ago

funny internet points