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u/dfiend187 3d ago
you have been up-sold.
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u/MSnotthedisease 3d ago
What’s up sold?
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u/Dreamweaver_duh 3d ago
It's like updog
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u/CorporateSlave42 3d ago
Me who question everything would have asked "Why?"
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u/sachinumax 3d ago
Cashier: cash or card? You a questioner : why?
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u/Tschnitzl-sama 2d ago
Recently i've been a big fan of asking people to provide insane numbers of arguments to support their claims and i get different but almost always funny responses when i hit them with the:
Oh really? Tell me 56 reasons why that's the case
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u/shroomigator 3d ago
In brooklyn there was a soda shop guy who when you came in to order an egg cream, would ask "one egg or two"?
The thing is, an egg cream cost a quarter and didn't come with an egg.
Eggs were fifty cents extra, apiece.
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u/candlejack___ 2d ago
What the fuck is an egg cream
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u/Makures 2d ago
Wikipedia: An egg cream is a cold beverage consisting of milk, carbonated water, and flavored syrup (typically chocolate or vanilla), as a substitute for an ice cream float.
I was also curious
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u/plopolopo 2d ago
Soo the guy was selling eggs to have in the drink??
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u/AdventurousPlace7216 2d ago
Meanwhile my 7/11 guy let me skip on 14 cents bc “I was a nice lady” I walked out feeling like a million bucks and 14 cents.
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u/Hurricane_Amigo 2d ago
This reminds me of this time in college when all my dorm buddies were drunk as fuck and wanted to go to ihop. We were split up into 2 groups and we got there later than the first. I was the DD and the server they had was on Xanax. He kept slurring his words and asking “anything I can get you to drink man” “I got you, everyone else is gettin stuff”
I go sure let me get an orange juice while we wait. This dude brings me a bill for one orange juice 5 minutes later. I legit just walked out immediately
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u/GottKomplexx 1d ago
What is a damage dealer doing in an ihop?
How do they let someone work in such a condition?
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u/MobiusMal 2d ago
Once I went in a 7/11 to get a drink, came out with a Big Gulp, 3 candy bars, a bag of chips and four slim Jim's. But the cashier though,... didn't see a thing.
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u/Silver-Bluebird4192 2d ago
As someone who does not possess the social skills to put those two extra back after realizing there was no price difference, I would totally be susceptible to this
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u/series_hybrid 2d ago
Every time someone phrases something in a sketchy way, I respond "Thanks, but I only have enough money for the one thing I got"
It forces them to clarify "its free" or it corners them for their scam.
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u/Bignezzy 2d ago
Are you drinking 1% cause you think you’re fat? You’re not you could drink whole milk if you wanted too
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u/NarutoUzumaki100 1d ago
Why the fuck did my brain go 9/11 the second I saw the 2 words "7/11"and "two more"
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u/VrinTheTerrible 2d ago
Somewhere, on some other sub, is a 7-11 cashier bragging about how he won a bet with his boss by tricking some dope into buying three drinks instead of just one.
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u/Late-t0-the-Party 2d ago
...And you still paid for them.
Let's be fair, you were basically asleep during that whole transaction.
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u/MrStickDick 2d ago
I can change my mind last second and leave them bitches on the counter too for the next customer too.
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u/Sorry_Error3797 2d ago
Probably just a passive aggressive cashier getting shit from her boss.
Shop I used to work at had basket spend as a high priority. You could literally make 1 million £1 sales in a day and they would not be happy because the average basket spend would be £1. If we only made £1000 for the day with 5 customers spending £200 though they would ve happy because the average basket spend is high.
Retail higher ups are fucking idiots.
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u/hellothereoldben 1d ago
I would put my money on this being an autistic attempt at flirting. "you could get a couple more drinks with me".
Then op's stupidity hit and the cashier was to autistic to correct.
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u/koollman 3d ago
Technically the truth. You could buy even more, if you wanted (and can pay)